I always check the advice on the forums to see where improvements can be made to my profile. Don’t we all?! And let me just say that in the short time i’ve been a member I’ve been impressed by the contributions both men and women have made - I found some excellent info out there.
It becomes clear very quickly that men can’t afford to rely solely on the dimensions of their genitals - unless it is truly extraordinary of course and at that point we all probably want to marvel at it!!
As someone who prides himself on ensuring his spelling and grammar is up to spec given the amount of ladies on here who have stated it would be an immediate ‘off-putter’, I have just discovered (and now corrected) that my profile title for the last three weeks read ‘Fun, Frendly, and Naughty’.....
Oh dear.......I now hope that all those messages i have been receiving over the last month have been based on the fact that they didn’t like my face rather than a simple spelling mistake....
Have any of you ever missed something like that? A spelling or grammatical error that was so dreadfully embarrassing that when you eventually spotted it, you couldn’t believe it had been staring at you straight in the face?!
Still if it hadn’t been for one of the sexy ladies this evening who brought the subject up, i may have missed it for another fucking month!!
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"I like to tell people their latest picture is a nice shot. On a few occasions I’ve sent “nice shit” on both here and instagram  "
...but that makes you sound hip and cool too! “Hey beautiful! That new pic you uploaded? Nice Shit!!” |
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"No accountancy!"
Ahhh....now this is more like it! Accountancy - the game of Kings. Do you wear those half rimmed glasses that allow you look seductively over your minions in head office? I love that look on a woman. So damned sexy! |
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""I'm constantly torn between the desire to correct grammar and the need to have friends. ""
....it all depends on the delivery. Mocking them for their pathetic and unforgivable mistakes is definitely the way to go.... |
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"Predictive text caught me out by changing scrummy to scummy... changed the direction of the chat pretty quickly  "
Unless the recipient was a closet practitioner of the dark art of.....scat [ugggghhhhh] |
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"No accountancy!
Ahhh....now this is more like it! Accountancy - the game of Kings. Do you wear those half rimmed glasses that allow you look seductively over your minions in head office? I love that look on a woman. So damned sexy! "
Indeed I do, have a pic just like that in my private |
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"No accountancy!
Ahhh....now this is more like it! Accountancy - the game of Kings. Do you wear those half rimmed glasses that allow you look seductively over your minions in head office? I love that look on a woman. So damned sexy!
Indeed I do, have a pic just like that in my private "
You know exactly how to tease a man...I like that! |
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