We had a “worst fab meet” thread yesterday, so how about the funniest fab ( or other sexual ) moment??
Mine has to be in my pre fab days, with the school boy humour and the love of a good fart joke. I had taken a girl out a few times, and as you do we had gradually worked our way towards ending up in bed together. This girl was a real looker too, fantastic body so I was more than looking forward to this moment. I’d cooked a meal, wined and dined. The evening was going really well, she was even laughing at my jokes.
We had finally ended up naked and in bed together, have a good feel of what the other had to offer. Now I’m not sure if it was my cooking, or if some ingredient just didn’t agree with her but mid cuddle she let a rip roar of fart go, I mean it shook the sodding windows. I can’t remember if I was looking shocked or just about to burst out laughing just as she say “ oh dear was that me”??? Before I could stop myself I blurted out “ well I hope we’re the only two here and it weren’t fucking me”.....
Yeah cue an awkward silence...
We were together for 2yrs after that, never heard her fart again!!
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Funniest now but worst at the time ... sometimes my sinuses make me feel all blocked and give me terrible gag reflex ... was giving a guy a blow job and he thrust into it a bit much ... i gagged, jumped up, ran for the ensuite and proceeded to projectile vomit all over it ... i was absolutely mortified  |
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