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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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Naturally I couldn't lower myself to read that hateful shitrag so I checked it out in the telegraph instead.
Looks like Ms Fostrup made a little freudian slip when she said:
“Who knew that pampas grass plants are a signal to fellow swingers?"
FELLOW swingers?? ....... hello!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure why this is a story of fact.
There was a thread a while back on pampas grass.
Like anything that says something signifies to others that certain things are done/followed/undertaken but only if you are in the know...But there is no definitive place where this is confirmed.
The article suggested that there were people calling at her home, with a wink wink, pampas grass, get your kit off...
Or are you supposed to knock and say 'nice pampas bush, I too have one', and if the reply is 'come in, and talk about my bush', bingo 
as if...
Did you know if women shopping trolleys contain a cucumber (if an aubergine, you may get lost), condoms and lube, they are gagging for it... |
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"Naturally I couldn't lower myself to read that hateful shitrag so I checked it out in the telegraph instead.
Looks like Ms Fostrup made a little freudian slip when she said:
“Who knew that pampas grass plants are a signal to fellow swingers?"
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Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol
xxx"
Urban myth.
Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)
Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...
I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush... |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it"
well admittedly the telegraph is often little more than the daily mail with a longer vocabulary, but it's good to know you aren't a regular mail reader. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My parents had pampass grass outside for years
And I've often wondered as I got older if at one point they were swingers lol
My dads dead now and my mum knows what I do but she's never said owt xx
And no it wasn't just the pampass grass that made me think lol xx |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol
xxx
Urban myth.
Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)
Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...
I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush..."
Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol
xxx
Urban myth.
Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)
Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...
I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush...
Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now "
Jif next to the OMO, said a quickie.
A brown door meant you liked anal
A door with glass top and bottom meant you were smooth all over.
I'm sure other can add some more humorous ones, before they become fact....
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By *oobsCouple
over a year ago
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"wenever heard of this being a swingers invite, can someone enlighten us please lol
xxx
Urban myth.
Along with, anything else (earrings, bracelets...)
Unless the thing says i'm a swinger, take nothing for granted...
I mean, excluding single men, would anyone actually go and knock on a door, if there was pampas grass in the garden/pot an say, I have cum about you pampas bush...
Reminds me of the packet of OMO washing powder in the window - Old Man Out - think I'm definately showing my age now "
Just heard this joke on PM on R4 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's actually true about OMO! A friend of mine used to be an army wife and she told me it was a code some of the ladies used to let their paramours know it was safe to pop round.
I wish I could get that scene from steptoe and son where the old man is having a bath in the sink out of my head now!!  ms |
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Dunno know about the Daily Mail being a shitrag, but when wiping my arse with the Telegraph I probably add to the shit that's already in it
well admittedly the telegraph is often little more than the daily mail with a longer vocabulary, but it's good to know you aren't a regular mail reader."
surely anyone reading the daily hell would never be associated with 'the lifestyle' !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anywone got any pampas grass plants for sale? According to an article in the Daily Mail, Mariella Frostrup put 2 pampas grass plants on her balcony and has been receiving lots of calls asking to 'meet' I must admit that I would love to 'meet' with her. "
She can't just have been showing her pampass grass lol. She must have been showing her phone number as well.
Anything to get in the news. |
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