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By *ea_Coffee OP Couple
over a year ago
Near Kettering |
Just heard this and can't help but laugh.
Apparently if you cum in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard the sound that comes out sounds something like the famous star wars character.
I have heard a few of these but wonder if anyone ever actually tries them lol
We don't before anyone asks lol.
What crazy acts or things have you heard about that has funny names?
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
The angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty Sanchez - While banging a girl doggy style, quickly stick 2 fingers deep into her starfish, then reach around and wipe the residue on her upper lip, providing her a mustache. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face. "
Brutal
Although I was licking a woman's pussy down an alley once who i pulled in a club. Only when I got home and looked in the mirror I saw I looked like Ronald McDonald ..thought she tasted 'ironey' |
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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago
London / Essex borders |
The spiderman:
You're taking a girl doggy style- as you are about to cum, pull out and cum In your hand. As soon as you've filled your palm, call her name so she looks at you and fling your handful of cum in her face, whilst shouting 'Go Web!'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The spiderman:
You're taking a girl doggy style- as you are about to cum, pull out and cum In your hand. As soon as you've filled your palm, call her name so she looks at you and fling your handful of cum in her face, whilst shouting 'Go Web!'
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Fuck me..I've just lost my shit lmfao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dirty Wong
Fucking a Chinese lady from behind..then just before you cum donkey punch her and as she turns around shout "what's Wong?!"
Urban dictionary is so funny. Somebody will prob report me  "
Lol racism!!11
Am I doing it right? |
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