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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is the supermarket etiquette for meeting other singles? Met a lady 20 yrs ago near the frozen fish counter and was in bed with her within the hour. Obviously I was a lot leaner then and easier on the eye. But still manage a bit of flirting. What the best days and supermarkets?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just googled 'dating in supermarkets'. Here's the suggested approach. Before you read it, make sure you've got nothing in your hand that you can spill:
Hang out in the produce section. When you see a girl you’d like to meet, casually walk over to her and ask her a question about the produce she’s considering. Ask her how to know if it’s ripe or fresh. Find out ways to prepare it or store it. Ask if she knows anything about a different fruit or vegetable you’re interested in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I did say to a lady that is a lot of Prosseco for one person to drink. I think she was offended and whilst i was hoping to get an invite to share. 100% sure she was single. Shopping for one not two |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill."
I'm not surprised! I don't think this or the similar comment above would encourage an invitation to share. Both intrusive and tactless. |
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Well when I was going through the Checkiut I got talking to the lady behind... She had 3-4 microwave meals for one... I smiled and asked... Are you single... She replied yes... Then asked me how I knew... She then said the meals for one give it away hey... I dud reply no.. But they suggested it... Vthe deciding fact was her fuck ugly face... I did say this to her... She wasn't happy... Needless to say I left alone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well when I was going through the Checkiut I got talking to the lady behind... She had 3-4 microwave meals for one... I smiled and asked... Are you single... She replied yes... Then asked me how I knew... She then said the meals for one give it away hey... I dud reply no.. But they suggested it... Vthe deciding fact was her fuck ugly face... I did say this to her... She wasn't happy... Needless to say I left alone! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill."
lol no sense of humour, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well when I was going through the Checkiut I got talking to the lady behind... She had 3-4 microwave meals for one... I smiled and asked... Are you single... She replied yes... Then asked me how I knew... She then said the meals for one give it away hey... I dud reply no.. But they suggested it... Vthe deciding fact was her fuck ugly face... I did say this to her... She wasn't happy... Needless to say I left alone! "
Lol good one, i couldnt help but to laugh at that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill.
I'm not surprised! I don't think this or the similar comment above would encourage an invitation to share. Both intrusive and tactless."
in all honesty I love the craic and if there was not even a wry smile or a bit of banter we would be totally incompatible not matter how attractive they are. I see you are partial to a bottle prossecco yourself.x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can’t even think about dating without sites/apps. If someone approached me in a supermarket I would run! :P"
I am 48 that's how we used roll in the day. Plucking up the courage to chat someone up. Lads dont have little books anymore. If only I still had it now. |
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"I can’t even think about dating without sites/apps. If someone approached me in a supermarket I would run! :P I am 48 that's how we used roll in the day. Plucking up the courage to chat someone up. Lads dont have little books anymore. If only I still had it now."
Yeah, I definitely admire your courage!
But, being a tech person myself, I do love the efficiency of the apps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill. lol no sense of humour, "
There's humour, and there's insensitivity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can’t even think about dating without sites/apps. If someone approached me in a supermarket I would run! :P"
And this is the tragedy of the modern age! The demise of real-life social skills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did manage to get to play a couple of times with a check out lady who used to work in my local super market,met her through another site,does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waitrose for the bored middle class housewives
Morrison’s for the desperate single most mums.
In general
And complete bollox I'd say!  "
Looks like I'll have to go to Fortnum & Mason then! |
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Yep! Done this!
Tesco’s & Lidl
Monday morning 9am. ..after school-run & before laundry starts.
Yummy Mummies!!!
Great fun flirting! Have bedded 4 in about 10yrs but had great flirty fun with many, many more!
I always dress well & standout as the only well dressed, nice smelling man in the shop!
( also had long NSA time with shop girl from Iceland doing this too) |
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"Yep! Done this!
Tesco’s & Lidl
Monday morning 9am. ..after school-run & before laundry starts.
Yummy Mummies!!!
Great fun flirting! Have bedded 4 in about 10yrs but had great flirty fun with many, many more!
I always dress well & standout as the only well dressed, nice smelling man in the shop!
( also had long NSA time with shop girl from Iceland doing this too)"
Since I work in Iceland I can also confirm it’s very easy to find a someone here, gotten with a few regulars in the last year, there’s a reason why mums go Iceland |
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"Yep! Done this!
Tesco’s & Lidl
Monday morning 9am. ..after school-run & before laundry starts.
Yummy Mummies!!!
Great fun flirting! Have bedded 4 in about 10yrs but had great flirty fun with many, many more!
I always dress well & standout as the only well dressed, nice smelling man in the shop!
( also had long NSA time with shop girl from Iceland doing this too)
Since I work in Iceland I can also confirm it’s very easy to find a someone here, gotten with a few regulars in the last year, there’s a reason why mums go Iceland "
Haha! Nice one!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep! Done this!
Tesco’s & Lidl
Monday morning 9am. ..after school-run & before laundry starts.
Yummy Mummies!!!
Great fun flirting! Have bedded 4 in about 10yrs but had great flirty fun with many, many more!
I always dress well & standout as the only well dressed, nice smelling man in the shop!
( also had long NSA time with shop girl from Iceland doing this too)
Since I work in Iceland I can also confirm it’s very easy to find a someone here, gotten with a few regulars in the last year, there’s a reason why mums go Iceland
Haha! Nice one!!"
Where's the nearest Iceland lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There’s a woman that works in my local supermarket who I have a bit of a banter with from time to time. On one occasion as she scanned my weekend supply of drink she asked where the party was ? I leaned forwards and with a cheeky grin i said In your mouth and we’re all coming. She howled aloud and told her colleague on the next checkout. Boy, did I blush but now it’s always naughty banter. One day, maybe. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"There’s a woman that works in my local supermarket who I have a bit of a banter with from time to time. On one occasion as she scanned my weekend supply of drink she asked where the party was ? I leaned forwards and with a cheeky grin i said In your mouth and we’re all coming. She howled aloud and told her colleague on the next checkout. Boy, did I blush but now it’s always naughty banter. One day, maybe."
Perhaps it's my sense of humour but I wouldn't of found that funny at all. |
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"I can’t even think about dating without sites/apps. If someone approached me in a supermarket I would run! :P
And this is the tragedy of the modern age! The demise of real-life social skills"
Demise of real life social skills.... Are you reading the 'pick up' lines the men here are using that aren't using technology. I'd say there's plenty of people out there lacking social skills that have nothing to do with technology lol |
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"Dan, I did pretty much the same.
A woman was just in front in the queue, with two bottles of white wine and a bag of Maltesers in her basket.
I said "another Saturday night in then"
If looks could kill."
Patronising much? |
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"Well when I was going through the Checkiut I got talking to the lady behind... She had 3-4 microwave meals for one... I smiled and asked... Are you single... She replied yes... Then asked me how I knew... She then said the meals for one give it away hey... I dud reply no.. But they suggested it... Vthe deciding fact was her fuck ugly face... I did say this to her... She wasn't happy... Needless to say I left alone! "
Just wow |
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"There’s a woman that works in my local supermarket who I have a bit of a banter with from time to time. On one occasion as she scanned my weekend supply of drink she asked where the party was ? I leaned forwards and with a cheeky grin i said In your mouth and we’re all coming. She howled aloud and told her colleague on the next checkout. Boy, did I blush but now it’s always naughty banter. One day, maybe.
Perhaps it's my sense of humour but I wouldn't of found that funny at all. "
Same. Creepy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Waitrose for the bored middle class housewives
Morrison’s for the desperate single most mums.
In general
And complete bollox I'd say!
Looks like I'll have to go to Fortnum & Mason then!"
They pâté de foie gras is heavenly.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can’t even think about dating without sites/apps. If someone approached me in a supermarket I would run! :P
And this is the tragedy of the modern age! The demise of real-life social skills
Demise of real life social skills.... Are you reading the 'pick up' lines the men here are using that aren't using technology. I'd say there's plenty of people out there lacking social skills that have nothing to do with technology lol "
Just what I was thinking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Waitrose for the bored middle class housewives
Morrison’s for the desperate single most mums.
In general
And complete bollox I'd say!
Looks like I'll have to go to Fortnum & Mason then!
They pâté de foie gras is heavenly. "
I rather like the Gentleman's Relish |
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"Waitrose for the bored middle class housewives
Morrison’s for the desperate single most mums.
In general
And complete bollox I'd say!
Looks like I'll have to go to Fortnum & Mason then!
They pâté de foie gras is heavenly.
I rather like the Gentleman's Relish "
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to shop in Sainsbury’s in Islington when I was younger and different nights would attract different shoppers - there were a couple of gay nights, a singles night and a couples night too. As you might imagine this is all long before tech was around and was mostly word of mouth. A gay friend of mine told me about it and I experienced some very heavy flirting and suggestive handling of goods but as I was in a relationship at the time I didn’t pursue it. Wish I had known what I know now but back then I was shy |
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"There’s a woman that works in my local supermarket who I have a bit of a banter with from time to time. On one occasion as she scanned my weekend supply of drink she asked where the party was ? I leaned forwards and with a cheeky grin i said In your mouth and we’re all coming. She howled aloud and told her colleague on the next checkout. Boy, did I blush but now it’s always naughty banter. One day, maybe."
How vile |
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