It's cock for both of us. R's son says knob, not really keen on that. Or you could say Pintle or Prick (both ancient words, Shakespeare uses 'prick'), Todger, Dong, Pork Sword, Beef Bugle. Even heard the word 'tail' used!

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Penis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cock, I love saying the word Cock, it just rolls off the tongue x"

is it not spu nk the rolls off the tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shlong

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By *rlovesquirtMan over a year ago

leeds/morley

purple headed yogurt spitter!

porridge pistol

cervix stick

i personaly call mine.. wayne.... the main vein!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Penis."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty to choose from in monty python's penis song

John Thomas is quite an amusing name for it. I bet bet s few on here call it their sword of love lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walloper

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By *witch4Fun24Couple over a year ago

Leicester

Cock or wee man for most.

Princess's is called Igor as was named so before I met him and mine are; Hugo, Pinky, Tango and Packy (as in Packer, not the racist meaning). Different cocks for different uses and people :D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Recently? Trump!

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By *r. Pepper...Man over a year ago

liverpool

Womb ferret

Purple headed warrior

Blue veined chopper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what is wrong with you people .... wanger the answer IS WANGER !!!!

Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar] Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick.

Dick: Yeah?

Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.

Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--

Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--

Musician: Willie.

Willie Nelson: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--

Colonel: Johnson?!

Johnson: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?

Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--

Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--

Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket

Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--

Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!

Woman: That looks just like my husband's--

Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--

female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.

Female fan: It's big!

Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--

Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

Dr Robs patent womb broom

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By *umpsimusMan over a year ago

Camberley

Sigismund

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One eyed vomiting viper

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Man wang

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By *witch4Fun24Couple over a year ago

Leicester

Just heard someone refer to it as their Snozcumber :D now that is so going on my list of names for the future. Mainly because they didn't know that they are a thing from The BFG and are supposed to be green and yellow, stripey, slimy and giving off a tremendous stench. Really not the best image to put in people's minds when referencing your cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Russell the love muscle

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Tommy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weiner

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