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Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage.  |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
Hahahaha I love this especially as if they were a professional they wouldn't be called a masseuse 
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
I'm even I can show my all certificate, I'm not sure if others can do it. |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
Lol no chance I'll probably do more damages with these calluses |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
I am, and so's my wife |
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Out of the 1000 or so men who have messaged me I've had a few offer a professional massage, or an erotic one.
The professional masseur cured my back spasms, and I had some lovely, sensual massages prior to sex. |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
No I've never noticed this but I'm a masseuse  |
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"I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......
Will madam require a happy ending? "
Require? No, no. But if it were to happen, I'd be good with that.... |
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over a year ago
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"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years."
I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology.  |
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"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years.
I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology. "
omg shall I come widen your doorframe |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
We live near a small town and I swear to God about 50 "professional masseurs" from said town messaged us when we were looking for a guy ... The economy of this town could not possible support all these masseurs - I imagine them on the side of the road with placards  |
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"I certainly am. Level 3 VTCT qualification in Swedish Massage. And with a professional practice for the last six years.
I have this qualification for Swedish massage, aromatherapy, reflexology, business studies and anatomy and physiology. "
I am the very model of a modern major general  |
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I Have over 30 Years experience in ALL aspects of Holistic and Alternative therapy EG: Massage ,Reflexology Aromatherapy,Indian Head Massage and Reiki healing !!
Highly qualified and Cert's to Teach in all the above!! ;o);o)
I know we're not "allowed" to advertise on here,but the OP thread did askXX
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Makes me laugh all this 'professional' thing in any case.
Loads of professional couples etc, I never realised being a couple was a profession etc.
Weve been doing it for years but never consudered it an occupation, so i suppose we are an amateur couple. |
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It's the same with so called professional photographers.
I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol. |
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"It's the same with so called professional photographers.
I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol. "
And yet have no photos on display themselves or if they do, some seriously badly taken ones haha  |
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We are both certified, take that how you want. Dont do it for a living anymore. We offer sensual massage to friends who appreciate it, not everyone likes it. I hate being massaged by anyone but hubs, and that's not a challenge to prove me wrong. Not going to release muscles or pound up and down on knotted backs though, we're there to have fun too. Massage is erotic for some, puts others to sleep -counterproductive. And yes,always doubtful of those who say they can massage, first two or three hand movements tell all! |
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I enjoy giving massages. I don’t claim to be professional but I’m not doing it for money. It can be a lovely way to start an evening with a Fab friend. I’m going on a course this week entitled “Erotic Massage and Touch”. |
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"It's the same with so called professional photographers.
I've never been on a site whereas there are so many "professional" photographers in one place. Also they're all offering their services for free. Hmmmm. Lol. "
Funny. Lol. |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
We're both qualified but guess what no one believes us lol |
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"I must add, all the “professional” masseurs only ever seem willing to massage the Mrs  doesn’t sound very professional to not want to massage me as well haha "
We would massage you both but you wouldn't be able to afford the travel expenses lol |
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Before I remembered to block guys on here I got the offer of a “non sexual” massage from a guy “looking to practice for an exam”.
Surely Facebook is a better place to look for a non sexual, practice massages? When I quizzed him, he’d not asked any women either. How odd |
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"I agree. And of those who don't do it professionally, many offer. Still waiting for that massage.......
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Couldn't be further from my line of work but I'm told I am very good and generally get a return visit request.
So if you're still waiting . . . |
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I qualified as ITEC masseur (NOT masseuse) many years ago (a year’s training in Exeter). Even got my own fold out massage table. But there are also lots of different types of massage. I went on to do another year’s course in Polarity Therapy (massage of the aura - based on aruvedic/ chakra’s approach .. and “body energy”) that can be equally thereaputic/ interesting. Never to make a living. But to explore and enjoy the sense of touch. So I tend to use techniques or approaches from both - according to the person’s needs or aches. Both some way different from a simple “hard and physical”massage of the muscles.
The issue is that if you’re doing a massage professionally then you shouldn’t really be doing it too erotically (more a white coat job). And whilst mostly I massaged & practiced on women friends - it can be very hard not to massage or tease certain parts of their body ; )) ... With men - a question of again doing it professionally and avoiding too much erotic-ness. Seeking to ease the tensions in the body... and in the muscles. Where success is the person relaxing to the point of dozing off.
So overall -there is a lovely “sense of touch” -that can be quite a turn-on in itself. But also to what extent you use/apply oil (baby oil? Coconut oil? or a nice smelling oil?)... use a candle-lit or quiet room .. or are “fitting it in” to your schedule. Or a head, neck or foot massage? Whatever you enjoy ; ))) |
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Well perhaps quite a few people do have qualifications? I came to it via learning another therapy. It was about the touch.
I had to do lots of case study massages and discovered how touch can transform someone. I shared exchanges with other therapists who introduced me to sensual massage. I never looked back although never practiced it 'professionally' ... not easy to do really. |
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"Maybe it’s just us, but 90% of the guys that message us declare they’re a professional masseuse in their messages!
Is this where all masseuse hang out for business? Sure seems like it at times.
Anyone else notice this? Or is it that we give the impression we’re in dire need of a massage. "
Did you know the entire police force is on fab?..you would think so with the messages I get all claiming to be a copper lol. |
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S is a masseuse (men and women, no discrimination here lol) but strangely enough we don't advertise it on here, it would be like a queue of single men expecting a free massage and a shag because we enjoy swinging and hot wifeing (wonder if that is a real word lol) as our non work fun.
R is definitely not a masseur but can always play with ladies lol |
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"I qualified as ITEC masseur (NOT masseuse) many years ago (a year’s training in Exeter). Even got my own fold out massage table. But there are also lots of different types of massage. I went on to do another year’s course in Polarity Therapy (massage of the aura - based on aruvedic/ chakra’s approach .. and “body energy”) that can be equally thereaputic/ interesting. Never to make a living. But to explore and enjoy the sense of touch. So I tend to use techniques or approaches from both - according to the person’s needs or aches. Both some way different from a simple “hard and physical”massage of the muscles.
The issue is that if you’re doing a massage professionally then you shouldn’t really be doing it too erotically (more a white coat job). And whilst mostly I massaged & practiced on women friends - it can be very hard not to massage or tease certain parts of their body ; )) ... With men - a question of again doing it professionally and avoiding too much erotic-ness. Seeking to ease the tensions in the body... and in the muscles. Where success is the person relaxing to the point of dozing off.
So overall -there is a lovely “sense of touch” -that can be quite a turn-on in itself. But also to what extent you use/apply oil (baby oil? Coconut oil? or a nice smelling oil?)... use a candle-lit or quiet room .. or are “fitting it in” to your schedule. Or a head, neck or foot massage? Whatever you enjoy ; )))"
I couldn't believe what I'VE JUST READ!
"You say" !!! that you have thr professional qualification ITEC,YET~
" YOU FIND IT HARD ...NOT TO ACT PROFESSIONALLY??
?? PARDON ME!!! ...
I Wonder what the examination council would think of that mentally (shame on you) |
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