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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Wait until she hangs em on washing line....... Sorted  | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Thinking about the son punching you in the face  | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Perhaps she means instalments or cash/card | |||
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"1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it" Bugger the inland revenue, just ask no 2. | |||
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"Do people not usually ask how you arrange your fees? Fixed for the first 5, discounts for bulk lessons, free if they don't pass within 20? " And a massive sex session with a parent after the first successful parallel park  | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol " You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right? | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " She probably means some kind of weekly payment plan, don’t be so unprofessional. Do you want your reputation to be tarred with your lewd suggestions if she isn’t on x rated wave length. Don’t mix business with pleasure, it’ll be your down fall. | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right? " Really? 
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol " If she’s that hot just ask her out without it being linked to payment in kind?  | |||
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"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!" That was a result! | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol " Oh lord | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol " This is getting a little bit creepy... She most likely means instalments & whether by cash or card rather than in kind. You say you’ve been flirting... it could be flirting on your side and friendly on her side. I know guys have taken my friendliness as flirting before. Stop thinking with your dick!  | |||
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"I do know that yes just I've lusted after her for ages " Seriously though I wouldn't even go there. Think about the possible consequences of her telling her friends, of it getting back to whoever your regulatory body is, of the negotiations involved for acts per lesson, of you being accused of hindering his progress to prolong the arrangement. | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol This is getting a little bit creepy... She most likely means instalments & whether by cash or card rather than in kind. You say you’ve been flirting... it could be flirting on your side and friendly on her side. I know guys have taken my friendliness as flirting before. Stop thinking with your dick! " | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol You know that doesn't mean she wants to have sex with her sons driving instructor, right? Really?
It’s political correctness gone mad "I know. Next thing you know they'll be letting women actually drive | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex" Exactly I think you can safely suggest that this is just a load of none sense,clearly thinking with your cock instead of your brain comes to Mind | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex" Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex" It's Fab, it warps every 'normal' conversation in the outside world | |||
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"She said can we come to some arrangement xxxx hmmm I thought "  | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! " Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie.... | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! " Exactly | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! Exactly " | |||
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"A wee bit off topic but my husband’s driving instructor (he passed four ago and has him on Facebook) has fab. He’s married and I’ve told him I’m not interested. Whenever I block him on kik he makes a new account and sends more abuse over. Even offered free lessons. So creepy " I'd post his messages on Facebook!!! | |||
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"A wee bit off topic but my husband’s driving instructor (he passed four ago and has him on Facebook) has fab. He’s married and I’ve told him I’m not interested. Whenever I block him on kik he makes a new account and sends more abuse over. Even offered free lessons. So creepy I'd post his messages on Facebook!!! " Oh I’m so tempted. It’s been two weeks however since I last got a message. Here’s hoping! | |||
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"Does hubby know his instructor pesters u? " Yep. Told him to leave me alone and he said that I’m easy bait as I’m on fab | |||
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" 1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it" 1. Fuck her and don't charge her 2. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it 3. Ask her to do your ironing to compensate for the hassle the inland revenue are giving you 4. Go have a wank while she's doing the ironing | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope " So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead? | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead? " Want best of both worlds payment from some fun from others, | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope So you’d rather not earn money for giving lessons and get your dick wet instead? Want best of both worlds payment from some fun from others, " How professional | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope " Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. | |||
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"Single her sons father wants nowt to do with them he's remarried etc she wears really tight jeans gas a great ass lol " I don't do driving lessons but as it seems unethical for you to get involved I can give her lessons in something else | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. " Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens " Are you self employed? | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens " The lines have been blurred somewhat. some women use the implication that more could be on offer to elicit discounts and special treatment from men. They have no intention of having sex with the guy but use their arse in tight jeans and a suggestive manner to twist men round their little fingers. You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get. | |||
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"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!" Adds a ‘hole’ new meaning to Wonga! | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens The lines have been blurred somewhat. some women use the implication that more could be on offer to elicit discounts and special treatment from men. They have no intention of having sex with the guy but use their arse in tight jeans and a suggestive manner to twist men round their little fingers. You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get. " Strippers always do that but they never deliver. They told me I was special and i wasn't like all the other customers there. But after their shift they just went home and left me waiting in the street like an idiot until 5am. They never deliver. | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " A penis is a terrible thing to think with!! | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie.... "It's for the remake of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" with the OP replacing Robin Asquith | |||
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"1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it" #1 is the most sound advice for blokes in 99% of situations, when dealing with any kind of frustration with the opposite sex. | |||
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"Some people really do watch too much porn. " Exactly what I was just thinking - "Fake Driving Instructor" | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens The lines have been blurred somewhat. some women use the implication that more could be on offer to elicit discounts and special treatment from men. They have no intention of having sex with the guy but use their arse in tight jeans and a suggestive manner to twist men round their little fingers. You could well end up being owed money for lessons that you gave on the promise of sex that you never get. Strippers always do that but they never deliver. They told me I was special and i wasn't like all the other customers there. But after their shift they just went home and left me waiting in the street like an idiot until 5am. They never deliver. " | |||
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"I think she means can she spread the cost rather than paying all at one go." Exactly haha | |||
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"Well told her how much etc exactly and then she says maybe we can come to an arrangement just my dirty mind apparently but I live in hope Not necessarily she might genuinely be offering you sex in exchange for teaching her son to drive. It's up to you if you take things further in that respect. However consider this. You won't be the first or last person to risk his livelihood for sex. Very true been flirting on Watts app tells me she likes men not into women so just flirting and being friendly will let you all know if something happens Are you self employed? " Yes work for myself sometimes work for another school | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....
It's for the remake of "Confessions of a Driving Instructor" with the OP replacing Robin Asquith "Nice fantasy to fuck a pupil lol | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " This thread has really cheered me up tonight Fabsters, oh how I’ve laughed at the replies. Thank you so much | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this" They're not massively keen on it in the Marks and Spencers food hall but they turn a blind eye to a blow job in Sainsbury | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? hahaaaaa. Wonder if i can pay for my shopping like this They're not massively keen on it in the Marks and Spencers food hall but they turn a blind eye to a blow job in Sainsbury" they can aim for my nostrils if that's true x | |||
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"You're reading too much into it. And if she did mean what you think I'd avoid it like the plague. This is your livelihood. The first hint that you're a sexual predator (true or not) and you're finished." I think it was bants lol | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " " Aren't they u all who shop the same there | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same there" gets foreign translation out lol | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol" lost me | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me " I got lost at _rodigal comment | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment"I got list at _rodigal | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment I got list at _rodigal " | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment I got list at _rodigal "lost even This ain't going well | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment"I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment
I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha "so tell me wtf did u say lol | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment
I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha so tell me wtf did u say lol"I ain't got a clue now lol x | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment
I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha so tell me wtf did u say lol I ain't got a clue now lol x"hahaaaaaaaaa x | |||
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"Haha typical male . Some lady walks by. We say hi . She smiles . We think . " fuck me she smiled she's dying to fuck me " Aren't they u all who shop the same theregets foreign translation out lol lost me I got lost at _rodigal comment
I should really check what I've wrote shouldn't I ha so tell me wtf did u say lol I ain't got a clue now lol xhahaaaaaaaaa x"shall we just shag and fuck the forums | |||
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"Something about they all want it lol all the lady shoppers at aldi ha " well i need proof before i get my jack n danny out rather than purse lol | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was "kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol"yeah I would ..night x | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night x"think I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight "I'd love a nice crack now lol ha | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight "yep me too x | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight
I'd love a nice crack now lol ha "bend over said banana | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight
I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana"Oooh err wheres (wears) the soap | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight
I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana
Oooh err wheres (wears) the soap "ey beggars can't be chosers. Work with what u have | |||
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"I've even forgot what the question was kinell. Im goin bed my heads battered lol yeah I would ..night xthink I will read forums for a bit longer I'm cracked up tonight
I'd love a nice crack now lol ha bend over said banana
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Perhaps keep your professionalism. And your job. | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " A tip? Be professional. If word gets out you are a creep or a sexual predator you will lose all your customers, and your livelihood....but then you don't need anyone on Fab to tell you that. | |||
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"Mention the payment arrangement and say what kind of arrangements were you thinking. If she looks shocked or offended just say weekly or monthly then you won't make an arse of yourself x" Don’t put ideas into his head!!! | |||
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"Mention the payment arrangement and say what kind of arrangements were you thinking. If she looks shocked or offended just say weekly or monthly then you won't make an arse of yourself x Don’t put ideas into his head!!! "Least he'll know without making him look like a creepy weirdo. Either that or he might get his hole x | |||
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"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm" I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them . She may be talking about spreading payments, rather than her legs. If you want to risk your name being slung all around F**ebook for being an professional lech, then carry on. But i would suggest having a conversation about what would be a suitable arrangement for her, without trying to check out her arse. This could really back fire splendidly, if you don't put your thinking head on. | |||
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"I think she means can she spread the cost rather than paying all at one go." Speading the cost rather than speading her legs lol | |||
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"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them . She may be talking about spreading payments, rather than her legs. If you want to risk your name being slung all around F**ebook for being an professional lech, then carry on. But i would suggest having a conversation about what would be a suitable arrangement for her, without trying to check out her arse. This could really back fire splendidly, if you don't put your thinking head on." +1. This is exactly what I think. | |||
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"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them . She may be talking about spreading payments, rather than her legs. If you want to risk your name being slung all around F**ebook for being an professional lech, then carry on. But i would suggest having a conversation about what would be a suitable arrangement for her, without trying to check out her arse. This could really back fire splendidly, if you don't put your thinking head on." This. I also think what the OP doesn’t realise is, if this arrangement he wants was to go ahead it would of course be behind the sons back right? Imagine him finding out? Your name would be dragged through the mud and your reputation ruined after he finds out you’re shagging his mom to pay for his lessons. | |||
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"1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it" If there’s no payment the inland revenue can’t tax anything? There’s nothing in UK tax law that covers people doing things for people they’re having sex with | |||
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"Yes that might happen so you think I'm reading this, wrong lol we always flirt and get on hmmm I flirt and get on with people. It doesn't mean i want to shag them . She may be talking about spreading payments, rather than her legs. If you want to risk your name being slung all around F**ebook for being an professional lech, then carry on. But i would suggest having a conversation about what would be a suitable arrangement for her, without trying to check out her arse. This could really back fire splendidly, if you don't put your thinking head on. This. I also think what the OP doesn’t realise is, if this arrangement he wants was to go ahead it would of course be behind the sons back right? Imagine him finding out? Your name would be dragged through the mud and your reputation ruined after he finds out you’re shagging his mom to pay for his lessons. " And to go with this... Her son doesn't deserve any of that. You're effectively a teacher. Keep your students goals and your reputation ahead of your needs. As stated before, go have a wank and then come back to talk to her. | |||
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"A driving instrutor is in the sane position as a teacher. Relationships with students are not permitted" It's the mum he wants to fuck x | |||
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"Is this even real..... What person in business' first thought when asked about payment thinks they mean sex Those who have a penis for a brain... I’m not surprised anymore by some of the things people come out with! People are ready to risk their profession and reputation for a bit of sex... madness! Sounds like a plot for a Carry On Movie....
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"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you "Of course she did, just as her bra strap snapped as she bent over into your window and then benny hill chased her down the road at double speed. | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Good luck explaining it to the insurance company if your unofficial student crashes, either that or explaining it to your wife when you get banned from teaching for unprofessional conduct. I fear for young females innocently getting into a car with you, just do your job remain professional and stop thinking about your dick for five minutes. | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? Good luck explaining it to the insurance company if your unofficial student crashes, either that or explaining it to your wife when you get banned from teaching for unprofessional conduct. I fear for young females innocently getting into a car with you, just do your job remain professional and stop thinking about your dick for five minutes." Agreed. I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality. | |||
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"And your a driving instructor .... dear god ...so your female students....if you fancy one of them what would you do then. Recently in my area a driving instructor has gone to prision for flirting with students ... " Same in my area too. He lost his job, family, reputation and his son committed suicide! Welcome to your place on the Sex Offenders Register my friend. This thread just reeks of creepy old dude. | |||
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" I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality. "I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get. | |||
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"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you "Has the thought of being charitable, passing her son and doing it for free crossed your mind. Or is it going to take 100 lessons. | |||
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"Met son who forgot to pay so says I'll get mum to come out she wants a word. Whispers to me let's meet up when kids not here and ill pay you "how did that work out for u | |||
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"I find it bizarre that some people on this thread think this actually happened "I don’t think they do, certainly not as the thread developed anyway. It should be in the jackanory section. | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " Tell her cash works fine | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? Tell her cash works fine " love it haha | |||
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" 1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it 1. Fuck her and don't charge her 2. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it 3. Ask her to do your ironing to compensate for the hassle the inland revenue are giving you 4. Go have a wank while she's doing the ironing " Best post on this topic! | |||
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" I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.
I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get."Steady. Wanting to pump a single mum doesn't make you a peodo x | |||
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"I find it bizarre that some people on this thread think this actually happened "What happened? | |||
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"Wants your bum hole!!! I took out a payday loan and when I didn’t pay it back they said we could come to an arrangement, I thought paying monthly but no!!! We have weekly BDSM nights now!!!!!!" | |||
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"Simple. Just ask what she has in mind, What sort of arrangement are you thinking? Hope you don't want to tie me to the bed and do dirty things, hahaha. Watch for the reaction. If she smiles then keep talking. " Harvey Weinstein probably used a similarly crass approach. | |||
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" I personally think it’s all rubbish and a fantasy for the OP who is trying to make us believe it’s a reality.
I agree, just his weird-assed fantasy. Either that or he needs psychiatric help before he ends up raping some poor girl or touching a little girl up. The more I read, the angrier I get.
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " To quote a famous TV personality, "grab her by the pussy" and see what happens. It will surely go one way or another. | |||
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"I presume you are CRB checked Act professional man If you even suggest this to a female you are a predator and where do you draw the line That 17 years old daughter tomorrow thou legal is immoral " I know of a few girls that driving instructors have taken advantage of and I heard it was going to be brought into the same laws as abusing teacher-pupil trust. Although it's a parent you're referring to, it could turn out very awkward. | |||
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"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! " You really are digging a hole for yourself here OP. | |||
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"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! " Time to either take her up on her offer, although what you do if you get the son through his test and mum refuses to "pay" I don't know. Or tell her that the alternatives to cash are cheque or bank transfer. | |||
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"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! " Bet you were gutted hey. Why not see if the mum wants a driving lesson... Or, better still, do your job properly. | |||
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"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! " Your story should be in the stories & fantasies section. | |||
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"Second lesson son gave me some money got a message off his mam saying thought we were coming to some arrangement instead of cash!!!! Your story should be in the stories & fantasies section. " | |||
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"I’m trying hard to contemplate spending hours with someone’s young son / daughter in a work capacity and then taking payment in kind from their parent .... No my mind won’t take me there, it’s a vulgar idea "Struggled too! | |||
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"This is all true not made up got a few messages when she was out last night with her work colleagues if only I had been out as well mmm" Sure you did. And putting mmm at the end just adds to the creepiness | |||
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"This is all true not made up got a few messages when she was out last night with her work colleagues if only I had been out as well mmm"
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"Hmmm what could have happened in 2 weeks I wonder " Did you pump her x | |||
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"I'm a driving instructor there's this single mother I know asking for driving lessons for her son all booked in for next Thursday she asked how did I want paying can we come to an arrangement am I reading too much into this so want to get into her knickers any tips? " That's way too unprofessional for me and I think your registration would be at risk if anyone found out or she took advantage of you for further free sessions. Don't even go there | |||
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"Hmmm what could have happened in 2 weeks I wonder " You could have moved this thread to the stories section? | |||
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"1. Go and have a wank. 2. Ask what she means. She might have a spot of ironing or cleaning in mind. 3. Ask how the inland revenue want to handle it Bugger the inland revenue, just ask no 2." I didn't know the ir took payment in anal sex! | |||
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"I'm looking for driving lessons for one of my kids atm. Please tell me not all driving instructors are creepy pervs!!!!" Yeah. Every single one of them. There was a big story in the news about it. Can't trust any of them x | |||
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