Haha if I’m honest I think I would be shit scared
All that stress of ‘size’ and ‘performance’
You poor guys have that worry thst it won’t get hard or could shoot your load to quick and have to wait again
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I’d see what different canned goods felt like when I stuck it in them and experiment with chopping things. I reckon with practice I could get up to chopping a plank.. |
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"I’d see what different canned goods felt like when I stuck it in them and experiment with chopping things. I reckon with practice I could get up to chopping a plank.."
I’d avoid mint based products  |
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I’d send pics of it to women on fabs and day reckon this will fit between them? Seriously though I’d take u gymnastics until I became flexible enough to just bend over and self suck whenever I felt like it. Kill two birds with one stone I love sucking cock and I’m sure I’d enjoy getting my cock sucked |
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"Haha if I’m honest I think I would be shit scared
All that stress of ‘size’ and ‘performance’
You poor guys have that worry thst it won’t get hard or could shoot your load to quick and have to wait again
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Never had that problem but I do now haha |
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I’d take a photo of it with a big stonking hard on next to a can of beer ( just so you can gauge my length and girth of course  ) and then I’d send it to all the people that twinkle my eye on fab with a message saying “ I’m horny and hard, do you fancy meeting for a fuck?” ....... if I send it to enough people, someone’s sure to say yes surely! Hehehe xx |
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haha I like that lol 
