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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#treathimwithrespect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"
shaken not stirred

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By *acktar74Man over a year ago

leeds

May explode without warning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning- do not mix with tequila

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May bite.

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By *UCKY_13Couple over a year ago

southwest

CAUTION WET FLOOR

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

Enter at your own risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May explode without warning "

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

Adverse Camber

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Try to deceive at your peril!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

flammable

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By *lan157Man over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

handled with care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Highly flammable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of these are really good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flood zone .

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Men at Work...

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Keep out .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause hallucinations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Extreme sarcasm hazard: sense of humour required

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By *ure Fucking NaughtiesWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

Complete bed destroyer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men at Work..."

I like that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"

Warning sharp incline ahead

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I don't think they make labels big enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you had to wear a warning label what would yours say?"

Gentleman in road

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Do not disturb

Already disturbed

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

Warning: contains nuts.

Someone is bound to be along with 'choking hazard' soon.

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Waring: Intoxicated heavy equipment operator

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By *irtySekretsCouple over a year ago

Filthy Desires Upon Trent

Slippery When Wet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Slippery When Wet x

Best way to be

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By *he Dork KnightMan over a year ago

Newport

May explode on contact.

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Bit of a cunt.

It would probably be quite a loud warning.

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

Do not use with alcohol

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By *est Wales WifeCouple over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Iron Before Use"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flood risk x

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Warning... can be addictive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May explode on contact."

Know a few that need this warning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try to deceive at your peril!

"
ooooo I want to try..... I do love peril

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By *uicy72Woman over a year ago

North Colchester

#addictivejuices!

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By *he Dork KnightMan over a year ago

Newport

"May explode on contact.

Know a few that need this warning

It's an unfortunate situation for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"May explode on contact.

Know a few that need this warning

It's an unfortunate situation for sure."

Sure is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Objects in the rear view mirror may appear larger than they are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CAUTION: PRONE TO MELTDOWNS

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By *urveLurverMan over a year ago

Skyview

Take care when using tools.

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

Caution sarcasm in 3 2 1

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Devilishly cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"CAUTION: PRONE TO MELTDOWNS"

Love it

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

At the moment it would be Approach With Caution

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choking hazard : small parts lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This way up

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Highly volatile!

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By *herealdavidjonesMan over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Heavy load

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Heavy load "

Love it

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By *oungalpha20Man over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Warning wild stallion lose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘No Tools are Left in This Man Overnight’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shy, socially awkward misanthrope

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

Come on in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fiesty red head

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By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

Please use the Tradesman Entrance x

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By *irentwoCouple over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wear hearing protection , high noise levels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause heart palpitations and dizzy spells

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Highly flammable

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Danger : Explosive Gas.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Danger: high voltage!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Danger : Explosive Gas."

Made me giggle

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Hard hat required before entering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

April showers likely all year round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PMT. Approach with caution.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PMT. Approach with caution."

yipe...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go easy, Im a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv got crabs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Go easy, Im a virgin

Oh me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made in England

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was called 'Irresistible' last weekend. That'll work for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning... can be addictive

Caution - continuous use may be habit forming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only slightly better than a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only slightly better than a wank"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only slightly better than a wank"

That's a bold claim, I've had a lot of practice wanking.

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

Heavy load... and not my weight either

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By *oobies92Woman over a year ago

Pontypridd

To avoid danger of suffocation take big breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blocks easily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: Flammable if set alight

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Warning....irritable bastard...may tell you to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Retire to a safe distance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best before 10pm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look but don't touch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great idea...

Very wet when naughty. Proceed with caution.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Six foot of dynamite with a short fuse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look but don't touch."

That's just teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look but don't touch.

That's just teasing

"
haha nowt wrong with a bit of teasing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm overheating pour water on me

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By *uttyandbeeCouple over a year ago

Leeds

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By *uttyandbeeCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Will explode in less than a minute

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

OCD occasionally caught dangling.

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By *lay 4 uMan over a year ago

bolton

Fingers likely to cause flooding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause happiness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution! Dangerous curves

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enter at your own risk"

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By *lim Jim 68Man over a year ago

Guernsey

Store above 20C

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By *lim Jim 68Man over a year ago

Guernsey

"Caution! Dangerous curves"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: this person has bipolar

(Because we like surprises as much as you do)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget to buckle up this ride may get a bit rough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Risk of splashing. If contact made with the skin, rub thoroughly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always wear eye protection

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Mind the gap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mind the gap"
use the train a lot do we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause unwanted erections

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By *osta del sol KinkytimesMan over a year ago

Campanillas, Spain

Hold at arms length may go off in your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gamble responsibly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gamble responsibly."

Clamping in operation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May cause palpitations.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Risk of ejaculations,

Please handle with care.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friction may cause internal fire

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Keep chilled at all times untill ready to consume.

With passion

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By *azmar62Couple over a year ago

Hinckley

Enter from the rear ( both ) lol

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By *ultiskilledtoolMan over a year ago

Windsor

Pull to inflate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look but don't touch.

That's just teasing

haha nowt wrong with a bit of teasing

Very true.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning hot handle with care

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Biohazard"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Warning hot handle with care "

I can get very wet so that should help

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

- Caution, wide load -

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By *ornymiss79Woman over a year ago

Glasgow

Caution:open manhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Caution:open manhole

Love it

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By *adyGardenWoman over a year ago

LONDON (se)

I have a car freshener saying I am the exception to the rule so does that mean I already have a warning label?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not suitable for anaphylactics

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Inclined to smoulder when exposed to sunlight.

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By *he witch returnsWoman over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Allergic to bull shitters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters"

This is so me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters

This is so me

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you're a bullshitter noooooo

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By *icolepink89TV/TS over a year ago

Coventry

Just look, don't touch: Precious Diamond

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Allergic to bull shitters

This is so me

you're a bullshitter noooooo

Ha ha made me laugh. I asked for that

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Dad Jokes ahead

The shit ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard at work DO NOT DISURB!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try a little tenderness

CBT in progress

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By *igwilly2kMan over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

I like this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING: Tends to run; tie down

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By *itvclaireTV/TS over a year ago

Birmingham

Danger, curves ahead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Caution: Can’t keep up but tries

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

I need one those

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By *igwilly2kMan over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

"WARNING Extreme Kinkyness ahead!

I like this one

Thanks, shame your in Ireland

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"W.O.M.O.- Weapon Of Mass Orgasm!!

I need one those

Shame you are over the water or I would come and give it to you !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Warning: unblock at users discretion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger Danger....High Voltage.

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Danger Danger....High Voltage."

That's shocking!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Danger danger man working on his head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stinks when sweaty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Danger Danger....High Voltage.

That's shocking!!

Sparks may cause ignition.

Ignition may lead to fingers getting burnt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There may be trouble ahead......

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Danger Danger....High Voltage.

That's shocking!!

Sparks may cause ignition.

Ignition may lead to fingers getting burnt."

Depends where you put your fingers lol

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Cock wanted x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stinks when sweaty"

Very appealing

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Cock wanted x"

That's an advert lol

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Oops

It might be a tight fit x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oops

It might be a tight fit x"

I like a tight fit

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By *utie91Woman over a year ago

Hitchin

Slippery when wet or flooding likely

Risk of suffocation.. supervision required lol

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

"Slippery when wet or flooding likely

Risk of suffocation.. supervision required lol"

Life jacket required!

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By *ootballFlowerCouple over a year ago

Ollerton

Satisfaction 100% guaranteed or your money back!

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By *V-AliceTV/TS over a year ago

Ayr

"i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

I did. Scroll back a bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i am so surprised this one has not been done yet.

May Contain Nuts.....

Works all ways.

I did. Scroll back a bit.

Just a little bit

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Ensure it’s fully inserted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Warning hot handle with care

I can get very wet so that should help

"
I'd love to see that x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't judge the book by its cover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Small but explosive, dangerous when handled incorrectly.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Addicted to Jaffa Cakes

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By *essandpatCouple over a year ago

chester

Stay well clear, May go off at any second x

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

My address so I can be returned home safely

Like paddington bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING: can only accommodate and bath after the club.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only take in large doses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Defrost thoroughly before consuming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only take in large doses

Once bitten once bitten

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