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What's the very worst thing you have eaten/had in your mouth??
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When I was about 6Yrs old I ate a Moth~Ball from under my Uncles bed at my Nan's,Thinking it was a Dolly Mixture!!
Ughhhh!! seriously bloody horrid and to this day,the mere smell of them "takes me straight back to that day" I can't abide that smell !!!
can anyone else beat this??? over to you !! Jules xx  |
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BLEACH!! ongosh!!!
That actually reminded me of the time I went downstairs for a drink whilst on holiday in Caister Nr Yarmouth as a child about 8 ish! ...when I Accidentlty drank a mouthful of "sterident" from a glass on the work surface in the kitchen of our Holiday Flat(with my nannans false teeth soaking) in a glass (thinking it was pop)  |
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On a very crowded Bangkok street,I bought a small octopus on a stick from a street food vendor and enjoyed it so much I went back for another,,,,only this time I unwisely chose to have some of the special sauce that goes with it,,,,,,,FK me pink,,it was like lava,like edible napalm that is already on fire. There was steam coming out of my ears and liquid streaming from every part of my body,pores and orifices alike. I clutched my throat and writhed around like someone possessed by demons.I could barely breath and I was convinced my heart was going to erupt,drinking cold water made it worse.
Other than that,a very enjoyable holiday. |
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Was in the Amazon and asked my guide about the grubs that they would eat. He found a seed pod, cracked it open and pulled out a big fat wriggly maggot type thing and then offered it to me. I declined and told him to eat it, partly as I wasn't sure if he was taking the piss or not. He ate it and I thought, 'fuck it, I'll never have this chance again', so said I would try one. He showed me how to hold it and said he preferred not go eat the head end. As I bit it, it burst and oozed the contents into my mouth, before I swallowed. |
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"When I was about 6Yrs old I ate a Moth~Ball from under my Uncles bed at my Nan's,Thinking it was a Dolly Mixture!!
Ughhhh!! seriously bloody horrid and to this day,the mere smell of them "takes me straight back to that day" I can't abide that smell !!!
can anyone else beat this??? over to you !! Jules xx "
marmite omg |
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"There was once a lucozade bottle being used as an ashtray and I was driving a bottle of lucozade, guess what one I picked up and gulped from"
the bottle of lucozade |
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"There was once a lucozade bottle being used as an ashtray and I was driving a bottle of lucozade, guess what one I picked up and gulped fromthe bottle of lucozade "
I wish, the whole day I could taste dirty ash water. Made me feel so sick, that taste will haunt me for the rest of my days  |
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Anchovies, I was out on a works meal, ordered a salad and thought it had bacon on it. Took a big forkful and filled my mouth with anchovies, the devil's food. |
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Turnip juice!
Surprised I managed to get past the stench to even try a sip. Awful stuff in every way.
Didn't stop me taking some home for the kids to try just to see the disgusted look on their faces  |
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In Rhodes old town, I ordered a whole squid stuffed with feta. We had a balcony seat overlooking a plaza and there were a few seagulls flying around. After a couple of mouthfuls I was praying for them to steal it. No such luck. |
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"I ate a slug once as a bet. It was horrendous, never ever again.  "
I read a newspaper article about a young man doing that and he’s now quadriplegic and deaf blind.
He was 20 I believe and did it at a rugby club do as a bet.
Terribly dangerous thing to do. |
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I dunno, I've eaten some pretty weird shit.
Most people gag when I tell them about chicken's feet, but they're actually dead nice. Then there's stuff like jellyfish which kinda weirdos people out too.
Not everyone is into offal, or brain or tongue. Eyeballs can be a bit of a weird one.
Eating stuff that is basically alive can be a bit weird.
I reckon if I had to pick, I'd go pig uterus. That was pretty rank and I don't reckon I'd give it another go. Dog was nicer |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
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"I dunno, I've eaten some pretty weird shit.
Most people gag when I tell them about chicken's feet, but they're actually dead nice. Then there's stuff like jellyfish which kinda weirdos people out too.
Not everyone is into offal, or brain or tongue. Eyeballs can be a bit of a weird one.
Eating stuff that is basically alive can be a bit weird.
I reckon if I had to pick, I'd go pig uterus. That was pretty rank and I don't reckon I'd give it another go. Dog was nicer"
Stop it now -that counts as an unaproved wooing technique |
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Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).
I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
"Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).
I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery "
Sure she wasn't an android -I've heard they've invented them now 0-) |
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"Many years ago I went down on a girl (I've done it since, just this instance was a while back).
I don't know what the issue was but she had a pussy like a 9 volt battery
Sure she wasn't an android -I've heard they've invented them now 0-)"
You ever put your tongue on a 9v battery? |
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"Marmite and windscreen wash
What an odd mixture to put in your mouth"
Marmite I tried once and never again. Windscreen wash was when i was about 16 and was with my dad and he got out the car to drop off a bath suite and i was soo thirsty I saw some what i thought was blueberry juice or bublegum and drank some. It was so nasty lol |
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