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Discreet coffe shop in London or a outdoor where I can have fun with girlfriend
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"We shag in all our coffee shops and parks down here - go for it!  "
You forgot to mention Trafalgar Square.
It's well recommended by Fabbers. Scotland Yard is just a mere hop skip and a jump away. A very exciting prospect if you like uniforms.
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend "
Try Costa Coffee, don't forget your reward points card. Ask for the "special muffin" and discretely wink when you order it.
*other overpriced swill chains are available.
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"I’m starting to think there’s a gap in the market for a heavy petting cafe.
Like the Youth club but with a hygiene rating and them biscuits in the little packet
Dragons Den?
I'm in.......  "
Oh god. Let’s apply for the fun. When we get to that demonstrating bit I can rub your junk and you can say ‘it’s at the other side. That’s my Nokia 3210’ and it will be like being 16 all over again lol |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Try Costa Coffee, don't forget your reward points card. Ask for the "special muffin" and discretely wink when you order it.
*other overpriced swill chains are available.
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Hahaha, ah yes, the special muffins! ! |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Try Costa Coffee, don't forget your reward points card. Ask for the "special muffin" and discretely wink when you order it.
*other overpriced swill chains are available.
Hahaha, ah yes, the special muffins! !"
Not the muffin he was wanting to get his fingers into lol |
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over a year ago
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"Southern monsters.... at least up north we go to the skips round the back 
Filth!!
You’re on skip duty when we go out... if anyone questions us I will tell em you’re doing community service "
I’ll stick on the steel toecap boots and a hi viz vest for authenticity  |
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"I’m starting to think there’s a gap in the market for a heavy petting cafe.
Like the Youth club but with a hygiene rating and them biscuits in the little packet
Dragons Den?
I'm in.......
Oh god. Let’s apply for the fun. When we get to that demonstrating bit I can rub your junk and you can say ‘it’s at the other side. That’s my Nokia 3210’ and it will be like being 16 all over again lol"
You had me at "rubbing my junk" to be honest....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend "
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do? |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?"
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie? |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?"
Cat cafe? |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
Cat cafe? "
Well, at least there'd be pussy. .... |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
the right frame of mind -London |
All coffee shops are discreet - none of them will ever tell - it's the staff you have to worry about
Top Tip: break in after hours when there are no staff there - added bonus is that you will get free trance music while you're at it (courtesy of the burglar alarm) |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?"
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards... |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards..."
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards...
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table "
Sausage on the menu? |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards...
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table
Sausage on the menu? "
A large thick foot long please |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards...
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table
Sausage on the menu?
A large thick foot long please "
I'm out.......  |
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards...
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table
Sausage on the menu?
A large thick foot long please "
Yeah right.
This is London, love.
They'll promise you a sausage on the menu and when your meal comes what you see on the plate is a bloody chipolata...
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
What about a greasy spoon? You could have the set breakfast afterwards...
They may well need that after a good session of fumbling under the table
Sausage on the menu?
A large thick foot long please
Yeah right.
This is London, love.
They'll promise you a sausage on the menu and when your meal comes what you see on the plate is a bloody chipolata...
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Big Cornish sausage is nice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just looking for discreet place in central London I can have fun with my girlfriend
Does it have to be a coffee shop?
Would a patisserie with a few tables and chairs, do?
How very cosmopolitan of you....
OP, would you consider a boulangerie?
Cat cafe? "
U cant get into that one - book days in advance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Amazing the questions people ask in here..........
oh yeah , i know one , dean st , walk in the coffee shop , 3rd table on the left 4th row of tables
its very discreet as its in central london and nobody knows where dean st is or ever goes in there. :  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She knows lol "
She knows you want to fuck her in public? Or she knows you're on fab posing as a single man, who's asking to meet women and couples alone?
Did you really think London has public coffee shop where it's perfectly ok to shag inside? |
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"She knows lol
She knows you want to fuck her in public? Or she knows you're on fab posing as a single man, who's asking to meet women and couples alone?
Did you really think London has public coffee shop where it's perfectly ok to shag inside? "
I think he's hoping so. |
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"Amazing the questions people ask in here..........
oh yeah , i know one , dean st , walk in the coffee shop , 3rd table on the left 4th row of tables
its very discreet as its in central london and nobody knows where dean st is or ever goes in there. : "
Yup
Fab amazes me all the time.
I am constantly amazed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Starbucks. All very discreet and only swingers go in there. You could literally bend your girlfriend over the counter while ordering your iced tea and nobody would care. Hell, one or two may try and join in! They even have complimentary condoms beside the sugar. |
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"Amazing the questions people ask in here..........
oh yeah , i know one , dean st , walk in the coffee shop , 3rd table on the left 4th row of tables
its very discreet as its in central london and nobody knows where dean st is or ever goes in there. :
Yup
Fab amazes me all the time.
I am constantly amazed"
The thing is OP is a Londoner. If anything he should give tips on where to find such coffee shops in his area...
He seems to be quiet in this dept.... Lol |
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"Amazing the questions people ask in here..........
oh yeah , i know one , dean st , walk in the coffee shop , 3rd table on the left 4th row of tables
its very discreet as its in central london and nobody knows where dean st is or ever goes in there. :
Yup
Fab amazes me all the time.
I am constantly amazed
The thing is OP is a Londoner. If anything he should give tips on where to find such coffee shops in his area...
He seems to be quiet in this dept.... Lol"
You have to be careful, I had a purely social day out in London and my lady friend took me into Costa and tried to tempt me with lemon drizzle cake...... |
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By *lovisMan
over a year ago
Twickenham |
The Mcdonalds near Kestrels after an Ab Fabs party was always an experience. Rolling in there are 3.30 am - ladies with no knickers on, others in see through dresses. We wondered why the staff offered to bring the food to the table and then figured out it was because they got a eyeful as they delivered it. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Costa love it when you bend your misses over the table and give her one, I really miss that as I sit at my table drinking my Caffè Americano while dunking my biscotti and turn my head and see a woman sucking off her husband. |
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