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By *obleton OP Man
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
Rather than having multiple threads asking if there are any women / men who: have big boobs, small, boobs, like married, men, squirt, like bumsex, etc etc etc - I thought that for efficiency's sake we could condense it into one single thread which we can all post what we are looking for on.
I'll start:
Are there any ...... natural redheads with blue or green eyes, over 5' 8 tall, slim but with a nice large round bottom and huge gravity defying rack, a cultured lancashire or yorkshire accent, bisexual, a love for anal sex, and a majority shareholding in a major brewery on fab at all????
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Rather than having multiple threads asking if there are any women / men who: have big boobs, small, boobs, like married, men, squirt, like bumsex, etc etc etc - I thought that for efficiency's sake we could condense it into one single thread which we can all post what we are looking for on.
I'll start:
Are there any ...... natural redheads with blue or green eyes, over 5' 8 tall, slim but with a nice large round bottom and huge gravity defying rack, a cultured lancashire or yorkshire accent, bisexual, a love for anal sex, and a majority shareholding in a major brewery on fab at all????
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Everything apart from owning a brewery. I like real ale though. 
I'm looking for a tall black guy who can travel, accommodate, and take me to clubs but let me play alone. He has to be educated, rich, and go like a barn door in the wind.  |
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"Rather than having multiple threads asking if there are any women / men who: have big boobs, small, boobs, like married, men, squirt, like bumsex, etc etc etc - I thought that for efficiency's sake we could condense it into one single thread which we can all post what we are looking for on.
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Davina McCall. I'm looking for Davina Mcall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are there any tall muscular heavily tattooed bi men with black messy hair, big sideburns and who look fit in eyeliner and ride a motorbike? Or any girls that look a cross between Kat Von D and April Flores? Hehe
Nope....thought not lol |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
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I'll start:
Are there any ...... natural redheads with blue or green eyes, over 5' 8 tall, slim but with a nice large round bottom and huge gravity defying rack, a cultured lancashire or yorkshire accent, bisexual, a love for anal sex, and a majority shareholding in a major brewery on fab at all????
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LOL Not asking for much then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK then, in an ideal world :
A bi-friendly fem in her 40's / early 50's who loves getting and giving oral sex and the site of two guys kissing and orally pleasuring each other.
A bi male in his mid 20's to early 30's who is happy to share an older fem (and each other).
Both must be comfortable with themselves and find sex as amusing as they do intense cos I just love sexy giggles.
Preferably both with insomnia, a high libido and a tolerance for snoring (just in case I do drift off about 5am)
If either can make a good bacon butty and appreciate fresh coffee too then alls the better.
Failing that, I'll settle for the laughs and the butty !
Any offers ?
No !
Thought Not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK then, in an ideal world :
A bi-friendly fem in her 40's / early 50's who loves getting and giving oral sex and the site of two guys kissing and orally pleasuring each other.
A bi male in his mid 20's to early 30's who is happy to share an older fem (and each other).
Both must be comfortable with themselves and find sex as amusing as they do intense cos I just love sexy giggles.
Preferably both with insomnia, a high libido and a tolerance for snoring (just in case I do drift off about 5am)
If either can make a good bacon butty and appreciate fresh coffee too then alls the better.
Failing that, I'll settle for the laughs and the butty !
Any offers ?
No !
Thought Not "
LOL Yes |
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"OK then, in an ideal world :
A bi-friendly fem in her 40's / early 50's who loves getting and giving oral sex and the site of two guys kissing and orally pleasuring each other.
A bi male in his mid 20's to early 30's who is happy to share an older fem (and each other).
Both must be comfortable with themselves and find sex as amusing as they do intense cos I just love sexy giggles.
Preferably both with insomnia, a high libido and a tolerance for snoring (just in case I do drift off about 5am)
If either can make a good bacon butty and appreciate fresh coffee too then alls the better.
Failing that, I'll settle for the laughs and the butty !
Any offers ?
No !
Thought Not "
damn i'm too young!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am looking for a guy with curly dark hair, not long hair, just sits to his shoulders, dark eyes, who wears pink tight trousers and Rammstein Tshirts. Kinda like Alex Zane but a little more my age. I dont mind if he wears glasses, either black squared framed ones, or coloured wacky ones.
Looking forward to receiving your replies.
Thanking you in anticipation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"are there any bi fems,size 12,big boobs,bright red hair,piercings and tattoos with a rubber fetish?"
I tick all those except size 12.......but if you can wait a couple of months I will be |
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