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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...
Now I class myself as a non smoker because
I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...
I will never smoke alone....
If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking.... |
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"To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...
Now I class myself as a non smoker because
I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...
I will never smoke alone....
If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking...."
Nowt worse than someone who "doesn't smoke" and uses that as an excuse not to buy any! Put your hand in your pocket you ponce!  |
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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago
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Same question as the regular bisexual or playful bi on here
You are what you feel most comfortable with. Don't worry about labels or titles. You're you and you're social habits are just a very small part of who you are |
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"Personally I wouldn’t class you as a smoker, a social smoker "
Unfortunately, FAB doesn't have that option.
OP - You are a smoker. You smoke more than I do a year (never had a cigarette), so you can't be classed as a non smoker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are a smoker and a ponce too. That's what we call people who only smoke other people's fags. Nothing personal but you did say you had never brought a packet of fags. I gave up 2 years ago and I am an ex smoker |
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"To be honest to everyone I have non smoker on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to smoke cigars while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes smoke a cigarette if I’m drinking with friends and I see them smoking. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and smoked a cigarette after meeting swingers that smoke...
Now I class myself as a non smoker because
I never have bought a pack of cigarettes...
I will never smoke alone....
If cigarettes are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t smoke everyday and can go years without smoking...."
You're not a smoker.
But your friends might consider you a fag scab |
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"Just condense what you have written here, add it to your profile, and let people make up their own minds."
Yes, I hate the smell of cigarettes. But if had been a few days, and I assume you would wash/brush your teeth during that period, then it would not really matter.
Unless you wished to smoke whilst meeting someone. In that case you would be right back in the "smoker" category. |
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" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...
Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because
I never have BEEN COTTAGING...
I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....
If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK...."
The gentleman doth protest too much |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...
Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because
I never have BEEN COTTAGING...
I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....
If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....
The gentleman doth protest too much"
You’re a trouble maker |
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" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...
Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because
I never have BEEN COTTAGING...
I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....
If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....
The gentleman doth protest too much
You’re a trouble maker "
But seriously you wouldn’t look at that and agree they’re straight so why even consider you’re a non smoker - you clearly are!! |
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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago
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" To be honest to everyone I have STRAIGHT on my profile....
But here is my problem that is giving me angst... I hate to feel like a hypocrite.
I like to SUCK COCK while drinking cognac... I only do this in the summer and usually only 6 times in a 4 month period.
I will sometimes TAKE A COCK UP MY ARSE if I’m drinking with friends and I see them GETTING FUCKED. This could be 10 times per year or Zed times per year.
I have also gotten caught up in the heat of the moment and RIMMING A NICE ARSEHOLE after meeting swingers that RIM...
Now I class myself as STRAIGHT because
I never have BEEN COTTAGING...
I will never WANK alone TO GAY PORN....
If COCKS are not around me , I have no cravings...
I don’t SUCK COCK everyday and can go years without COCK....
The gentleman doth protest too much
You’re a trouble maker
But seriously you wouldn’t look at that and agree they’re straight so why even consider you’re a non smoker - you clearly are!! "
pretty much this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's actually a really easy test.
If you smoke, you're a smoker.
If you don't smoke, you're a non smoker.
This test can be adapted to other things too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs"
I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs
I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.
Mrs"
This is the problem I’m having.....
I usually only do last minute meets and if I meet someone late night after drinking. I would not want to show up smelling like smoke....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs"
*pedantry
Sorry, couldn't resist. Carry on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs
I would also add that my definition of the term ‘smoker’ is someone who smokes daily. However people will have different definitions, but at the end of the day it’s a minor point if you aren’t going to be smelling of tobacco in your meets.
Mrs
This is the problem I’m having.....
I usually only do last minute meets and if I meet someone late night after drinking. I would not want to show up smelling like smoke....
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Arh, well if there’s a high risk you will show up to a meet smelling like a smoker, then you probably are a smoker - until you give up for the winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say you are a social smoker, but given the infrequency and going on a the assumption that your occasional ‘treat’ doesn’t infilatrate into your Fab life, I would say it’s reasonable to say you are a non-smoker for the purposes of your profile. I don’t think there’s a need for pedancy in swinging.
Mrs
*pedantry
Sorry, couldn't resist. Carry on. "
I honestly don’t know which is correct. I’ll take your word for it lol |
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