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Eurgghhhh - what would you do?
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over a year ago
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find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left |
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"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left"
I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left |
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"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left
I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left"
asking him to wash should not have been a consideration, its more of an expectation on any meet to be clean. |
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"
If his cock was dirty then more than likely there would be other bad hygiene indicators so not sure we would ever have got this far in the first place  |
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?
If his cock was dirty then more than likely there would be other bad hygiene indicators so not sure we would ever have got this far in the first place "
You would have thought so but he seemed really clean, didn't smell or anything - wouldn't have touched him with a barge pole otherwise - obviously!!! |
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"No excuse for bad hygiene!! Iv'e noticed at the swingers club some guys show up with BO!Then wonder why no one wants to play with them."
Oh that soooo true,there is a guy that we have seen at a club numerous times,he REEKS and wears the same clothes every time we have seen him
Hubby has loudly mentioned the pong in the area a few times but he has'nt taken the hint yet
It makes my stomach turn to think what must be festering in his pants  |
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?
Luckily I never get that far..... 
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Glad to hear that!"
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"
I would tell him. If he comes for a meet with a dirty smelly cock he needs to be told. Well really he should not need to be told. After telling him I would show him the door. |
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"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left
I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left"
How do you make an excuse then leave when you are just about to suck his cock!!! lol |
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"find it repulsive that anybody would even show up for a meet without any regard to personal hygiene, would have told him to his face that it was disgusting(so he knows why) and left
I did consider asking him to wash then thought - no way - he should have been clean anyway - made excuses and left
How do you make an excuse then leave when you are just about to suck his cock!!! lol"
explain that you are really into sucking cock covered in bleach..
no need for another word...
said 'filthy stinking rancid piece of fleshy man sausage' with shrivel within a nano second..
next question for Fab's very own 'ask Deidre'
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"
If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.
If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right  |
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?
If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.
If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right "
That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy but it may well have been that he'd just been for a leak and didn't freshen up or had, like you said, knocked one out earlier and had traces of it on him.
I do wish that when people tell of their bad experiences that they put a little more detail into it instead of giving as little as possible and expecting the Spanish Inquisition to support them. |
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?
If we are talking it's obviously not been washed for a day or two...I like to think I would have noticed that the person it was attached to wasn't clean and fresh and not get as far as trying to put his cock in my mouth in the first place.
If we are talking it has some dried juice on because they'd had a quicky beforehand or he was just a dribbler.... I'd peel it off... whoops.... no seriously, I'd ask them politely (but fairly straight) if they minded going to freshen up... and may be join them in the shower to help get the job done right
That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy but it may well have been that he'd just been for a leak and didn't freshen up or had, like you said, knocked one out earlier and had traces of it on him.
I do wish that when people tell of their bad experiences that they put a little more detail into it instead of giving as little as possible and expecting the Spanish Inquisition to support them."
Good job I left out the bit about if it was covered in poo because he'd been bumming the dog....  |
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But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
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That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy "
I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier. |
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That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy
I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier. "
An unwashed dick is nowhere near as bad as PsychoBabe boiling ya bunny is it. Come on now, be fair. hehehe |
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I know without a fact... Mrs Notts would just get up,, get dressed, give me that look that says pack yer bags your dead... for even putting her in the situation, she'd then be polite and say... Been warm today and then we'd leave...
No excuses on that score lol...  |
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That was a well reasoned response Polo. All the posts above stopped short of publicly executing the guy
I would have just shot the bitchboy.. think referred to as rule 7 on another thread.. bit harsh .. soap and water easier.
An unwashed dick is nowhere near as bad as PsychoBabe boiling ya bunny is it. Come on now, be fair. hehehe "
lol ..... alleged bunny boiler .. hehehe.. but his cock allegedly was stinking and covered in sores and grim ...
okies, I made the last bit up for dramatic effect..... |
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"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
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OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again
No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile  |
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"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again
No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile "
when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least .. |
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"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again
No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile
when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least .. "
Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps |
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"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again
No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile
when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least ..
Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps "
I was speaking from a lads angle.. now I have a picture in my mind ...
lady with leg cocked over sink.. flicking water up....
canna type for laughing |
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"But surely if your going for a meet, and you squeeze out an easy one before hand, wouldn't you make sure its clean before you go out? I can't imagine going out and not making sure its immaculately turned out
OK - so you have a wank and then shower before getting ready to go out. Then get in your car and drive for an hour or two or more... needing a pee or two on the way. You meet your meet and go for a drink. An hour or so passes as you talk and flirt. You've now been out of the shower for 3-6 hours and had a few trips to the loo for a pee... and got a bit sweaty in the car. During your conversation... well during a really flirty bit... you find yourself getting aroused in the trouser department and dribble some pre-cum. Your about to head back to their's and just before you get into your cars you have a bit of a snog in the carpark... whoops there's a drip of pre-cum again... never mind the other dribble was an hour ago and has dried into a crust now, so at least this dribble will soften it again
No wonder I like to see guys open the door still dripping from the shower... wearing a towel and a smile
when you arrive at house ... excuse yourself, go to loo , and rinse under tap at the very least ..
Nahhhh... they can cope with sweaty betty minge flaps
I was speaking from a lads angle.. now I have a picture in my mind ...
lady with leg cocked over sink.. flicking water up....
canna type for laughing "
Either that or divert their attention and squat over the dog/cat's water bowl |
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My Mum always used to say to me when I was a young chap chasing girls, "never sleep with a girl who doesn't clean her teeth, if she can't be bothered to clean whats on show, what states her fairy in"?
You'd be surprised the amount of swinging couples we've chatted to who have bad breath n dirty teeth 
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?
Probably puked - dirty barstuard !"
You would think someone who works in a Bar would have a high level of Hygiene?
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If someone did not have enough respect for me to come clean and fresh when we were going to be having physical contact, then i would deem it fair to not have enough respect for him to save his feelings.
He would therefore be told that he was a dirty barsteward and to get away from me lol
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"If you were playing with a couple and you went to take his cock in your mouth and it was far from clean and fresh?"
would pull on my marigolds.....get some bleachy water and a scrubbing brush...n give it a good scrub! |
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"soap and water is cheap, as are deoderants and aftershaves. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A STINKER !!"
Old spice is well expensive... Only wear it for the first meet, after that its Brut.... |
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"soap and water is cheap, as are deoderants and aftershaves. NO EXCUSE FOR BEING A STINKER !!
Old spice is well expensive... Only wear it for the first meet, after that its Brut.... "
Prefer Hai Karate myself |
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