There's been a fair few sexual injuries and accidents threads so thought I would do a property one.
Just back from a meet where when applying my lipstick in his bathroom, t didn't realise that he had a cork bath mat.
Unfortunately, I only noticed when I tried to move that my heels were stabbed into the cork.
I did eventually free myself (without falling over) and though oops, easy to fix, I'll just turn the mat over he'll never notice.
This planned proved flawed when it became apparent that the heels had made holes right the way through the mat.
So I had to confess. Luckily it gave him a reason for punishing a naughty girl!
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Busted a plasterboard wall ,put hole in it with the bed frame banging against it and it was at her friends flat she was flat sitting , luckily it was an easy fix and having only been painted a week before there was paint left there , stuck a pillow behind it for the thanks for fixing it round when she got home from work lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Found a little pooh on my living room carpet after a party we had. Can only presume there was some anal play going on in there  "
Makes you wander people’s hygiene is like |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
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Met two girls I'd known for a while in Cornwall a few years ago.
Was running late and caught (ambushed) in a mobile speed trap at 129mph on the A30 which was another story - 5 police cars waiting at the end of the dual carriageway - the judge was kind and walked away with 6 points and £300 fine, £450 for solicitor at Bodmin Magistrates.
When I finally arrived and not knowing the layout of thier house in the dark instead of walking into the toilet, I stepped blindly off the top step in the dark landing at the front door breaking the frame.
A very very enjoyable weekend was had but on top of the speeding issue was out of pocket for a door frame repair £350.
They refused to let me pay but I insisted and only right to do so.
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brilliant