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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not mine that's for sure. However it's pushed out 3 babies and is capable of giving and receiving some pretty intense orgasms so I'm happy with it. "
Soft and wet, always happy |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"The perfect pussy doesn’t exist  "
Your joking right?
Mines perfect for me, never fails to disappoint me and as given me soooooo much pleasure over the years and I get the impression Will feels the same 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The perfect pussy doesn’t exist
Your joking right?
Mines perfect for me, never fails to disappoint me and as given me soooooo much pleasure over the years and I get the impression Will feels the same
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Yep you’re right, it looks pretty awesome! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've often took the view that if you could turn a vagina sideways, like a mouth, and still want to French kiss it until the cows come home, then it's perfect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently, I have a very pretty pussy, but as with all things, it's a matter of personal taste. 
V x"
Literally!!
I don’t care as it’s very subjective. If you like it or don’t like it, I can’t change it. It’s what I have and it’s part of me. Everyone is beautiful in their own way. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"I've often took the view that if you could turn a vagina sideways, like a mouth, and still want to French kiss it until the cows come home, then it's perfect "
That wouldn’t be good if they are desperate to get into the parlour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The perfect pussy doesn’t exist
Your joking right?
Mines perfect for me, never fails to disappoint me and as given me soooooo much pleasure over the years and I get the impression Will feels the same
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I think he means there isn’t just one perfect pussy, there are many. It comes in all shapes and sizes. We all like something different. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator...."
Your current wife? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife? "
Current and only (thus far) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)"
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum. "
Yawn... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not mine that's for sure. However it's pushed out 3 babies and is capable of giving and receiving some pretty intense orgasms so I'm happy with it. "
But your mouth lips need kissing passionately.
I'm new on the forum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn... "
My thoughts exactly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly. "
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol as long as it's not one of those ones that look like an overstuffed kebab  "
Funny how we all like different...means someone for everyone I suppose.
The more overstuffed for B the better. Mine (flappy and raggedy after kids I’d say) is probably ‘neat’ in his eyes compared to some. I’ll guarantee he will fab a lovely overflowing pussy with lots to get his mouth around. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck...."
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me. |
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"I'll take my labia minora elsewhere then seeing as it's not perfect 
I'll follow you..
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Me too. Away from the silly twats that think their bodies are flawless. Must be awful being so frogging perfect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me. "
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger..."
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger...
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging? "
To answer a question with a question - why dont you keep your ill-informed, snap judgements to youself? |
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger...
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging?
To answer a question with a question - why dont you keep your ill-informed, snap judgements to youself? "
What you said was not nice,how the hell are we to know not to take you literally. If it was jokey jokey stick a sodden laughing emoji on your post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger...
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging?
To answer a question with a question - why dont you keep your ill-informed, snap judgements to youself?
What you said was not nice,how the hell are we to know not to take you literally. If it was jokey jokey stick a sodden laughing emoji on your post."
Thank you. Glad it wasn’t just me. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger...
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging?
To answer a question with a question - why dont you keep your ill-informed, snap judgements to youself?
What you said was not nice,how the hell are we to know not to take you literally. If it was jokey jokey stick a sodden laughing emoji on your post."
What, and ruin the chance for the holier-than-thou brigade to have a pop? |
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck....
What you do is your business but your comment about your wife was not a nice one. Says more about you than it does me.
You know nothing of me nor my wife, nor how candidly we talk to one another, yet choose to judge me even though I'm a total stranger...
Why didn’t you say it was a tongue in cheek comment to avoid yo-yo messaging?
To answer a question with a question - why dont you keep your ill-informed, snap judgements to youself?
What you said was not nice,how the hell are we to know not to take you literally. If it was jokey jokey stick a sodden laughing emoji on your post.
Thank you. Glad it wasn’t just me. xx"
No it wasn't just you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator...."
I hope for you the feeling makes up for it..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Proportional, easy to expose the clit with not too big lips but still fleshy...pretty much like my wife’s...
shame you dont have any pics of your perfect pussy of your wife"
Her choice..she rules in this game... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Different people prefer different types. What is perfect to one won't be to another.
However, you never hear of anyone taking off a woman's pair of knickers and saying "oh sorry, I don't like your pussy, pull your knickers up" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's actually quite nice to read this thread and see that there's something for everyone.
I think a lot of women can feel insecure about that part of themselves. I know I did when M and I first started exploring! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My perfect pussy is one which comes with a brain attached.
You wanna stay away from some crazy millitant pussies
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Are you on repeat? You said exactly that earlier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Different people prefer different types. What is perfect to one won't be to another.
However, you never hear of anyone taking off a woman's pair of knickers and saying "oh sorry, I don't like your pussy, pull your knickers up""
Hahaha funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i was self-conscious about mine until i posted pics and got a lot of positive feedback. thank you fabswingers!"
So wasn’t I, but I’ve had quite a few compliments recently |
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"Different people prefer different types. What is perfect to one won't be to another.
However, you never hear of anyone taking off a woman's pair of knickers and saying "oh sorry, I don't like your pussy, pull your knickers up"
Hahaha funny! "
No, exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op - I would disagree and say big lips, very big lips, fleshy lips but with a slim looking appearance of the pussy from the front. A slim-looking pussy with lips bulging and hanging out...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck...."
I don't care what anyone says it was a funny comment, let's be honest, there not exactly great works of art, neither is a cock for that matter |
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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago
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"Tight no excess skin/flaps, little button clit & bold or thinly shaven. Also smells sweet."
You see stuff like this makes me chuckle. We're expected to smell sweet and peachy, no "flaps" or anything not aesthetically pleasing, shaven, fresh out of the shower that minute clean. Yet there are so many hairy, salty, smelly ballsacks demanding to be in a mouth  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tight no excess skin/flaps, little button clit & bold or thinly shaven. Also smells sweet.
You see stuff like this makes me chuckle. We're expected to smell sweet and peachy, no "flaps" or anything not aesthetically pleasing, shaven, fresh out of the shower that minute clean. Yet there are so many hairy, salty, smelly ballsacks demanding to be in a mouth "
No hairy smelly ballsacks should me allowed in any mouth. Send the dirty man home to have a shower and a trim...!!! Now if your pussy is “flappy” a naughty girl would come up with many tricks.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love all kinds of pussys. Big lips are a massive turn on for me but to be honest I just love burying my face in a pussy. Although, big lips make me about 10% harder!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every man says their wife's. Every woman says their husband's.
Not me - my wifes looks like a ripped out fireplace, or an unmasked predator....
Your current wife?
Current and only (thus far)
Sorry, I just didn’t see it on your profile. You are very complimentary about your wife, I’m sure she would love to see that comment on a public forum.
Yawn...
My thoughts exactly.
The judgement is strong in this one. Off you must fuck...."
lmao lmao lmao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love all kinds of pussys. Big lips are a massive turn on for me but to be honest I just love burying my face in a pussy. Although, big lips make me about 10% harder!!
Very specific "
On a different note, if your ass is a large ass then what is my wife’s? Trafalgar Square on legs?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Op - I would disagree and say big lips, very big lips, fleshy lips but with a slim looking appearance of the pussy from the front. A slim-looking pussy with lips bulging and hanging out... "
Oh forgot to mention, clean as a whistle is mandatory hehehe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tight no excess skin/flaps, little button clit & bold or thinly shaven. Also smells sweet.
You see stuff like this makes me chuckle. We're expected to smell sweet and peachy, no "flaps" or anything not aesthetically pleasing, shaven, fresh out of the shower that minute clean. Yet there are so many hairy, salty, smelly ballsacks demanding to be in a mouth
No hairy smelly ballsacks should me allowed in any mouth. Send the dirty man home to have a shower and a trim...!!! Now if your pussy is “flappy” a naughty girl would come up with many tricks.."
Or cheesy cocks. Yuk.
Women taste different around the month don't they?
My "lips" used to be bigger but they shrunk after pregnancy.
I rather like my lady bits. I love my piercing. The x marks the spot for the clit lol. And they still don't find it  |
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By *eegMan
over a year ago
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"Proportional, easy to expose the clit with not too big lips but still fleshy...pretty much like my wife’s... "
couldnt really see her pussy but the ready of her is smokin hot very sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aside from the obvious ....the one that's on my face......
For me the perfect pussy isn't about aesthetics at all. It is the one that is aroused with desire, wet with lust and anticipation. The one that gives it's owner pleasure through my, her and our combined attentions. That makes her feel sexy and confident and desirable. That is clean and fresh with the musky perfume of a woman's desire. and promises honey sweetness on the tounge at the climax of pleasure. That comes willingly, but not to easily to full orgasm multiple times. That draws me in greedily and then grasps me with pleasure at the end....
And afterwards it ripples and tremors with pleasure to my slow gentle touch and kisses...
If it does all that, then who cares what it looks like, or how it is dressed... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aside from the obvious ....the one that's on my face......
For me the perfect pussy isn't about aesthetics at all. It is the one that is aroused with desire, wet with lust and anticipation. The one that gives it's owner pleasure through my, her and our combined attentions. That makes her feel sexy and confident and desirable. That is clean and fresh with the musky perfume of a woman's desire. and promises honey sweetness on the tounge at the climax of pleasure. That comes willingly, but not to easily to full orgasm multiple times. That draws me in greedily and then grasps me with pleasure at the end....
And afterwards it ripples and tremors with pleasure to my slow gentle touch and kisses...
If it does all that, then who cares what it looks like, or how it is dressed..."
Very comprehensive but still we are talking here from an aesthetic point of you.
Imagine fashion following your logic though and empoying girls or guys who feel beautiful for catwalk but are not objectively... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Proportional, easy to expose the clit with not too big lips but still fleshy...pretty much like my wife’s... "
she has the perfect everything if you ask me but hey this thread started 6 weeks ago so maybe your interest has wained |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aside from the obvious ....the one that's on my face......
For me the perfect pussy isn't about aesthetics at all. It is the one that is aroused with desire, wet with lust and anticipation. The one that gives it's owner pleasure through my, her and our combined attentions. That makes her feel sexy and confident and desirable. That is clean and fresh with the musky perfume of a woman's desire. and promises honey sweetness on the tounge at the climax of pleasure. That comes willingly, but not to easily to full orgasm multiple times. That draws me in greedily and then grasps me with pleasure at the end....
And afterwards it ripples and tremors with pleasure to my slow gentle touch and kisses...
If it does all that, then who cares what it looks like, or how it is dressed...
Very comprehensive but still we are talking here from an aesthetic point of you.
Imagine fashion following your logic though and empoying girls or guys who feel beautiful for catwalk but are not objectively..."
I get what you are saying, but the question was "the perfect pussy" to me that is something different to the most beautiful pussy. By the way your wife does appear to be unusually attractive and from the glimpse in the photo no doubt has an exquisitely proportional and attractive pussy too. You are a very lucky man! |
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