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Insult the Person above

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's go round again. As last time, don't take it seriously and if you're easily offended, maybe best you don't play........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The person above is not really a couple, just a man with a wooden toy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The person above is not really a couple, just a man with a wooden toy xxx"

breasts waaaaay too big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They dont accept friend requests because they dont get any

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They dont accept friend requests because they dont get any"

Backend of a rhino

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockwomble!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cockwomble!"
He not even foreign hes from Batley . just trying too look cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back end of a rhino.

Lets get the camera close and make my cock look at least average

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back end of a rhino.

Lets get the camera close and make my cock look at least average"

Takes a better pic of his arse than his face... or is that his face???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back end of a rhino.

Lets get the camera close and make my cock look at least average

Takes a better pic of his arse than his face... or is that his face???

He looks so sexy in his stockings i think not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a veryniceman

Titch x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

cant be rude

too sexy

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Hope his sexual prowess is better than his hair cut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cant be rude

too sexy "

Oi I expect to be insulted!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"cant be rude

too sexy

Oi I expect to be insulted!!

Boobs too nice!

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By *ig daddy 1969Man over a year ago

manchester

Hi fat arse

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Is your shagging so dull that fella has fell asleep in the bed next to you?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi fat arse"

How the fuck did you get 36 people to fuck you x

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

It’s easier getting washed in the shower without a top on!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi fat arse

How the fuck did you get 36 people to fuck you x"

Still rocking the Brazilian like it's 2001

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By *rHornyGentMan over a year ago

South London

"Hi fat arse

How the fuck did you get 36 people to fuck you x"

Where did you get that duvet thing from. It’s brown, shiny and lumpy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only your cock was as long as your profile...

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

The 70’s have been on the phone they want their chest hair back!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The 70’s have been on the phone they want their chest hair back!!!"

How do you know when a Geordie has robbed your house?

Because your ashtray is empty and your cats pregnant

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By *rHornyGentMan over a year ago

South London

"The 70’s have been on the phone they want their chest hair back!!!"

Need to switch sides you work in the gym, one shoulder is higher than the other

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By *rHornyGentMan over a year ago

South London

"If only your cock was as long as your profile...

6’1”. Fucking dwarf....

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By *hostwolfMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Penis looks like a hobbits toe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babyface!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank god for blindfolds!

Titch x

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Really interesting profile text!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Babyface!"

ridiculous socks !

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Babyface!

ridiculous socks !"

What the hell have you got on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Babyface!

ridiculous socks !

What the hell have you got on

Terrible stimina in bed!

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Wow!!! Struggling to insult this one!!! Unreal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your nipples are too close together

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head"

Newcastle what the hell

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

Newcastle what the hell

3 verifications on a swingers side? slut!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash your pussy - got vegetation growing on it

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

He is doing a great job himself

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Started reading your profile and had to shut the window as my will to live started drifting away!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

Newcastle what the hell

3 verifications on a swingers side? slut!"

Look who's talking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

Newcastle what the hell

3 verifications on a swingers side? slut!

Look who's talking

hottie wannabe

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By *ris007Man over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Locked profile

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/05/18 22:54:44]

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Had to remove his comment because it wasn’t worth it

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

One year no verifications, but cum shot on girls face in profile?! Which website did you get that pic from?! And why has she hot electricians tape on her face?

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By *inkvaderMan over a year ago

london/manchester/ringwood

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

Newcastle what the hell

3 verifications on a swingers side? slut!

Look who's talking

hottie wannabe

Old enough to be my parents

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By *uicy72Woman over a year ago

North Colchester

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"One year no verifications, but cum shot on girls face in profile?! Which website did you get that pic from?! And why has she hot electricians tape on her face?"

Are you pleased to see me or is that a remote control

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had to remove his comment because it wasn’t worth it

"Paul ??" Doesn't know if that's his name

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your foreheads so big it should be called a five head

Newcastle what the hell

3 verifications on a swingers side? slut!

Look who's talking

hottie wannabe

Old enough to be my parents

My biggest mistake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At that age, breast milk comes in powder form!

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"At that age, breast milk comes in powder form!"

at your age you should know how to cook spaghetti. ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At that age, breast milk comes in powder form!

at your age you should know how to cook spaghetti. ..

At your age, you should be careful with tuna in that taco

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Think that salad is off

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By *eordie1978Man over a year ago

Nottingham

Your only verification is from a chocolate coated peanut

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Your only verification is from a chocolate coated peanut "

honest and polite man? pretty sure you are a fake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dress the salad hun, not dress in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dress the salad hun, not dress in it

They're in the wrong places, right places are wrapped around a man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck"

hiding pictures for a reason?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C."
hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever"

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time. "

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it"

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror."
??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror. ??????"

Point proven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror. ??????

Point proven. "
you win you win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror. ??????

Point proven. you win you win

Btw its not a third nipple its a birth Mark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are obviously confusing me with someone who gives a fuck

hiding pictures for a reason?...

Look up contempt, you'll find it under C. hiding pics, clearly hiding a 3rd nipple or a micro penis. but whatever

I refer you the answer I gave early. Just in case you missed it the first time.

amazing come back, email me it sometime so i can delete it

Lets play spot the dumb fuck. Here have a look in the mirror. ??????

Point proven. you win you win

Btw its not a third nipple its a birth Mark

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i wouldnt know, as i cant see your pics haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get some clean clothes on you scruffy boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get some clean clothes on you scruffy boy"
do you nipples need different post codes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get some clean clothes on you scruffy boy do you nipples need different post codes"

Can't yo smile properly??

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By *iss_innocent1000Woman over a year ago

london

"Get some clean clothes on you scruffy boy do you nipples need different post codes

Can't yo smile properly??

Do you not have any dick pics because it's tiny?

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Get some clean clothes on you scruffy boy do you nipples need different post codes

Can't yo smile properly??

Do you not have any dick pics because it's tiny? "

I am not sure that's an insult sorry but I am sure I could use your bra as a hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm ops pinched my thread from a month ago

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By *idingawayCouple over a year ago

Central

Can’t let things go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t let things go

Only meets cool guys but we’re hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love to let you taste your woman off my Willie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was meant for hiding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/05/18 21:28:53]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6 pack abs 4 inch cock

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"[Removed by poster at 23/05/18 21:28:53]"

Indecisive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twat"

LMAO

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

Cocksucker......wait a minute, I may not have thought that through!

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

He is a man

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

Mr giant cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cunt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cunt"

Painted yobo

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"Cunt"

Big titty beetlejuice lookin ass

shredded as fuck though so I’ll just steer clear of you big fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cunt

Big titty beetlejuice lookin ass

shredded as fuck though so I’ll just steer clear of you big fella "

Haha. Come at me! I want to fuck your Mrs !

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Go away pretty boy

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By *uffinman504Man over a year ago

Never never land

Hi grampa

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Bummer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bummer

Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your sunglasses smell of knob cheese

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"Your sunglasses smell of knob cheese"

funny way to hang your washing

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"Your sunglasses smell of knob cheese"

Don’t know how to use clothes pegs properly

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"Your sunglasses smell of knob cheese

Don’t know how to use clothes pegs properly

terrible gardener

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Weren’t you in right said Fred?

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"Weren’t you in right said Fred?"

im too sexy for my shirt....are you?

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Crap at insults!

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

you should be out in the garden

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

"you should be out in the garden"

Your forehead is brighter than my future

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"you should be out in the garden

Your forehead is brighter than my future"

says a lot about your future thicko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He think more with is dick than his brain loll

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Fatty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs chubby

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Thread killer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hairy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sluts

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By *anksy100Man over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 10/07/18 16:02:45]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Blurry face lllol"

Prick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fake watch lol

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Fake watch lol"

Fake boobies

(Rather nice really...)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake watch lol"

Who’d fake a seiko

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fake watch lol

Who’d fake a seiko

Some one who only had a Timex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fat arse ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fat arse ??"

Thank God for pixilation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lonely

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

faces made by the original nintendo

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll"

he talk like cave man

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll

he talk like cave man"

Bet his pants aren't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll

he talk like cave man

Bet his pants aren't

"
you're not shady at all you're both preschool teachers and goody two shoes

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll

he talk like cave man

Bet his pants aren't

???? didnt get it

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll

he talk like cave man

Bet his pants aren't

you're not shady at all you're both preschool teachers and goody two shoes

buy a belt lol

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"He think more with is dick than his brain loll

he talk like cave man

Bet his pants aren't

you're not shady at all you're both preschool teachers and goody two shoes

Yawn...yet another single male newbie...

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

sexy lips....hang on wait

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"sexy lips....hang on wait"

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"sexy lips....hang on wait

i love your lips....wait what have you done to me?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 10/07/18 16:45:12]

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Sexy lips....hang on wait

Marjorie proops wannabe

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

I WHAT THEM ORANGE KNICKERS.

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

"Sexy lips....hang on wait

Marjorie proops wannabe"

get me a drink and some wings hooters wannabe

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Sexy lips....hang on wait

Marjorie proops wannabe

get me a drink and some wings hooters wannabe"

You've got more hair on ypur chin than your head..

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

"Sexy lips....hang on wait

Marjorie proops wannabe

get me a drink and some wings hooters wannabe

You've got more hair on ypur chin than your head..

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Love your blue lips

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Sheep shagger

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

"Sheep shagger

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Dont tell everyone lol

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By *rwhite30Man over a year ago

deptford London

your the taker in a man on man situation

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

"your the taker in a man on man situation"

You would be better suited being on a pool table than here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"your the taker in a man on man situation"

you should have been born earlier

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By *ohnandLucyCouple over a year ago

Newcastle

You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!"
Lucy really green and grey striped carpet

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By *firsttimeCouple over a year ago

halifax

"You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!"

Shame she doesn't look like she could handle the the 2 of us xx

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

"You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!

Shame she doesn't look like she could handle the the 2 of us xx"

Clearly unsure of how to use a pool table

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By *firsttimeCouple over a year ago

halifax

"You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!

Shame she doesn't look like she could handle the the 2 of us xx

Clearly unsure of how to use a pool table "

I'll have you know that's exactly what a pool table is for x

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

"You're UNACCEPTABLY sultry... Red!

Shame she doesn't look like she could handle the the 2 of us xx

Clearly unsure of how to use a pool table

I'll have you know that's exactly what a pool table is for x"

Rules state you must have at least 1 foot on the ground....

Now if my foot was on the ground and well . . . Then I would let it slide

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

What’s with the lopsided arse

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By *ommon_usernameMan over a year ago

home

"What’s with the lopsided arse

Big foot sighting confirmed. Pictures to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

looks like the shy type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"looks like the shy type"
he's not nice he's not fun and pleasure it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can look all he likes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But cant touch this x

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Slaphead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slaphead "

Yam

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

The chest hair looks like a rug.

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By *xywelshguyMan over a year ago

Bridgend

Profile pic makes u look like an eminem wannabe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t tell the difference between a sink and a urinal

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Dude looks like a lady

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sounds like Noddy Holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are so ugly you could be my identical twin

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

Last pic... that ur grandad sweater?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Last pic... that ur grandad sweater?"

Police force reject

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By *abulously curiousCouple over a year ago

manchester

My clits bigger that ur winkle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My clits bigger that ur winkle"
your clits so big we could camp in it

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By *lutandhubbyCouple over a year ago

west midlands

"My clits bigger that ur winkle"
tits like beagle ears !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My clits bigger that ur winkle tits like beagle ears !

"
omg total eclipse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t use a spirit level

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t use a spirit level

"
I mean who rides shoes and soles of shoes taboot

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Women will only suck his cock if he blindfolds them first.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Women will only suck his cock if he blindfolds them first."

Novices

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

Boyzone fans.

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