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What's your most interesting sex injury!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
Two broken fingers when she fell off the bed |
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I got friction burn in my pussy once from a dildo, god it bloody hurt. |
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I’ve semi tore my frenulum. It hurts!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knocked myself out once by hitting my head on the top bunk during missionary! She was worried when I came round but like true gent I carried on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knocked myself out once by hitting my head on the top bunk during missionary! She was worried when I came round but like true gent I carried on "
I shouldn't laugh but that's sooooo funny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??
Two broken fingers when she fell off the bed"
Oh, fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And ouch, ladies?! Friction burns and tears!? Wtf!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hitting my head whilst doing doggy style....now got labrynthitus, vertigo and tinitus!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banged my head against the headboard when ramming in ...haha a bleeding head injury |
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I sometimes suffer from lesions to my lingual frenulum from over-enthusiastically sticking my tongue in lady holes...
“Traumatic lesions on the ventral surface (undersurface) of the tongue, especially the lingual frenulum, can be caused by friction between the tongue and the mandibular central incisor teeth during cunnilingus and other oral sexual activities (such as anilingus) in what is sometimes known as cunnilingus tongue or cunnilingus syndrome”
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By *enithWoman
over a year ago
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Broke my finger falling out of the swing at Abfabs ..... try explaining that at A&E !! |
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This happened to a friend 
At a party and my friend (female) had taken viagra to see the effect on women. She had sat on a leather settee and when she tried to get up, found she was stuck to the leather by her labia and we had to gently ‘peel’ her off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dislocated shoulder blade and a black eye..but I was uninjured |
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Ripped my foreskin during a hard fuck and ended up in hospital for a circumsisam
Feck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ripped my foreskin during a hard fuck and ended up in hospital for a circumsisam
Feck "
Ouch!! |
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I ruptured my frenulum fucking a pussy that was too tight and dry. Lots of blood and an embarrassing visit to ER. Works absolutely fine though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tore my frenulum breve, (skin connecting foreskin to the penis head) after an all night of passion with Mrs v. Must have been the 6th time that night |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This happened to a friend
At a party and my friend (female) had taken viagra to see the effect on women. She had sat on a leather settee and when she tried to get up, found she was stuck to the leather by her labia and we had to gently ‘peel’ her off "
I have no words.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocked myself out once by hitting my head on the top bunk during missionary! She was worried when I came round but like true gent I carried on
I shouldn't laugh but that's sooooo funny "
Aha the worst part is I'm sure I was concussed as I don't remember much of it. Either that or it wasn't very good. Best go with the former! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken toe slipped during shower sex. I stupidly dont learn my lesson as got a huge bruise on my thigh from shower sex today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes suffer from lesions to my lingual frenulum from over-enthusiastically sticking my tongue in lady holes...
“Traumatic lesions on the ventral surface (undersurface) of the tongue, especially the lingual frenulum, can be caused by friction between the tongue and the mandibular central incisor teeth during cunnilingus and other oral sexual activities (such as anilingus) in what is sometimes known as cunnilingus tongue or cunnilingus syndrome”
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Just wow!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I used to have a Prince Albert piercing and it got caught and ripped a little, so had to remove it as it was horrendous. But it gets worse I caught it with someone recently and it completely ripped open and it looked like a murder scene in her room. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I used to have a Prince Albert piercing and it got caught and ripped a little, so had to remove it as it was horrendous. But it gets worse I caught it with someone recently and it completely ripped open and it looked like a murder scene in her room. "
Oh dear. That sounds a bit ouchy.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Knocked myself out once by hitting my head on the top bunk during missionary! She was worried when I came round but like true gent I carried on
I shouldn't laugh but that's sooooo funny
Aha the worst part is I'm sure I was concussed as I don't remember much of it. Either that or it wasn't very good. Best go with the former!"
Babahaha!! Bless you for your commitment to the shag though. **claps** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While receiving oral, the girl scraped my head with her teeth and left what felt like carpet burn. That hurt for a few days after |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
I broke my middle toe once. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Pulled a hamstring while carrying her upstairs ...we were both naked so I assume that counts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I fell off the Dyson.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So the poster Miss unicorn princess was playing with my clit and getting a little bitty when she accidentally gets my clit bar stuck in her teeth.. she rips it out hand overred in blood and says I’m so sorry...Mrs L |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Carpetburnitus on my knees ~ felt like it was to the bone! I couldn't walk properly for days and I had to wear tights to work and they kept getting stuck to my wounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I sometimes suffer from lesions to my lingual frenulum from over-enthusiastically sticking my tongue in lady holes...
“Traumatic lesions on the ventral surface (undersurface) of the tongue, especially the lingual frenulum, can be caused by friction between the tongue and the mandibular central incisor teeth during cunnilingus and other oral sexual activities (such as anilingus) in what is sometimes known as cunnilingus tongue or cunnilingus syndrome”
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This |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So the poster Miss unicorn princess was playing with my clit and getting a little bitty when she accidentally gets my clit bar stuck in her teeth.. she rips it out hand overred in blood and says I’m so sorry...Mrs L"
Was fucking funny though!! ?????? But not when we had to pin you down and re-pierce it the next day! |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
A split lip and back eye from someone attempting to kiss me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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teeth marks in a very important area on my first night at chams at the time was fine next morning was a tad sore if she joins this thread well might grass her up a the cock biter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A split lip and back eye from someone attempting to kiss me "
what we call a Moss side kiss then |
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By *ldguyMan
over a year ago
ongar |
Blue balls...in anticipation of an up and coming meet....was worth it tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i couldn't move my hands for a day after a heavy fisting session the night before. My Dr just laughed at me. |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"A split lip and back eye from someone attempting to kiss me what we call a Moss side kiss then "
Not really my idea of a kiss. I want to be dripping from my foof, not my mouth . It killed the moment and the meet and needless to say I didn't meet him again ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snapped my bungie.... not fun. |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
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"I tore my frenulum breve, (skin connecting foreskin to the penis head) after an all night of passion with Mrs v. Must have been the 6th time that night "
Same here. Neither of us could work out where the blood came from at first. Until the stinging kicked in then knew it was me. Also had a whole weekend meet once. First night was just a short get together with lots of teasing and touching. The build up had been going on for weeks so by the end of that first night and wanting to save the best till the next night when we had more time I felt like it been kicked in the balls. Never wanted to cum so much in my life. Can only describe the pain as the same as crunching your balls on a bike cross bar.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I bruised someone’s throat by throat fucking them too hard. That “someone” was my friends dad. I Didn’t even realise it was even possible until that happened.
He was panicked about it, but I have to admit it turned me on in a weird way when I found out about it. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
When i was in my late teens/early 20s i had a vigorous night long encounter fucking a guy on his stag do. The next morning I couldnt bear to sit down and as my labia were completely black with severe bruising. It took days for it to stop hurting.
Also ive passed out whilst having a belt around my neck whilst being fucked hard from behind after far too much wine...Dont drink and asphyxiate kids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously that pain!! Lol!!! I was so confused when you handed it to me... It took a while for the penny to drop lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Touch wood... I haven’t been injured whilst indulging in sexual activity!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seriously that pain!! Lol!!! I was so confused when you handed it to me... It took a while for the penny to drop lol"
Well yes. We were quite pissed and it was very late. But it's all good now and you got your 8 minutes! Am such a shit lesbian. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Touch wood... I haven’t been injured whilst indulging in sexual activity! "
Aw you need to get more frisky lol you're obviously not doing it right!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Touch wood... I haven’t been injured whilst indulging in sexual activity!
Aw you need to get more frisky lol you're obviously not doing it right!!"
I did break a woman’s toe once though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst for me was at a party, I was underneath a girl in 69 position. We both went to move positions at the same time and she knee’d me in the mouth, splitting my lip.
By far the worst I saw was in my teens when I gave a guy a handjob before his parents picked him up to go to the airport. Apparently I was a little rough with it, skin split just below the butterfly spot, blood everywhere. It was all over his legs and formerly bright white boxers. |
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Had fierce carpet burn on both knees after meeting a woman at a club and going to hers for the night. Both wanted it there and then so did the too pissed to cum shag all night with few, if any positional changes. Knees looked awful for ages. |
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Also broken rib, mine happened during a DP session with another couple, I was on my back laying on a hardwood floor, the lady was on top of me full length, face to face while I was in her pussy, her hubby entered her arse and all was fantastic for a few minutes, then he started to cum and dropped his full weight onto his wifes back, we all heard my rib crack, so much pain, I nearly lost my erection! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not an injury but I passed out on a friend and there was no alcohol involved either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was shagging in a bed with a metal head board it had like decretive things on the posts.
I leaned on one as I was going for it.
It broke off and I almost impaled myself on the post.
Left a particularly nasty circular gouge on my chest.
It didn’t stop me from climbing back on and carrying on
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pulled my hamstring!
Stupid adventurous sex!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wow lots of interesting sex injuries...my throat is still as sore as anything and *think* I might be out of action for the weekend!
Bloody cock sucking!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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two broken legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ripped my foreskin during a hard fuck and ended up in hospital for a circumsisam
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Exactly the same thing happened to me. Wouldn't recommend a circumcision to anyone, not fun at all. |
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Concussion on my wedding night, courtesy of the bedside cabinet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"two broken legs "
I have to know the story behind this! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke my little toe... |
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Jayne broke some blokes nose with her pussy!
She was in a sex swing, he was performing oral on her, and she got a little too excited, jerked just as he pulled away, and smack, right in the snout, one broken nose lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jayne broke some blokes nose with her pussy!
She was in a sex swing, he was performing oral on her, and she got a little too excited, jerked just as he pulled away, and smack, right in the snout, one broken nose lol! "
Ha ha  |
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Split lip, black eye, bloody nose and damaged my Uvula so badly it made a pop noise and swelled to three times the size and I couldn't swallow ended up at a&e.. Fun explaining that. BJ injury! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Split lip, black eye, bloody nose and damaged my Uvula so badly it made a pop noise and swelled to three times the size and I couldn't swallow ended up at a&e.. Fun explaining that. BJ injury!"
Oh my gosh!! |
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"This happened to a friend
At a party and my friend (female) had taken viagra to see the effect on women. She had sat on a leather settee and when she tried to get up, found she was stuck to the leather by her labia and we had to gently ‘peel’ her off
I have no words. "
omg this is hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pulled a muscle in my neck when reaching orgasm, threw my head back too quickly. Very painful!! |
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Had the teeth on own tongue thing, also gave oral so long did something to the muscle in my tongue. Made me talk funny for a week. Difficult one to explain away! 
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And be careful indulging in CBT that can cause injury!
Luckily an epididymal cyst is no cause for alarm but interesting to have to go to doctor with.
Ultrasound of the testes can be fun though the gel is a little cold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Frenulum tear also during an outdoor sex session. Again we had no idea where the blood was coming from until the stinging started. What makes it worse is when I went to the GP the following day she was unbelievably attractive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This happened to a friend
At a party and my friend (female) had taken viagra to see the effect on women. She had sat on a leather settee and when she tried to get up, found she was stuck to the leather by her labia and we had to gently ‘peel’ her off "
Wait, what? I need more details!
A long term fb of mine split his head open getting off my bed after a session. It needed gluing. His head, not my bed. I still see him so it didn't put him off.
I had a nice bruised face after a very rough session 3 years ago. I was very relieved that no one asked me about it. |
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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago
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Wrists an Bsolute bloody ness from cable ties ... and I was so caught up in the scenario I never noticed it happening .... hard to explain to my boss and mum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocked myself out once by hitting my head on the top bunk during missionary! She was worried when I came round but like true gent I carried on "
Very British ... stuff upper lip ... Keep calm and carry on ...!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex went wild riding me and ripped my shoulder up in the process. Like a previous poster, I did what only a gentleman would do and carried on I had frozen shoulder for about a year after and it's still not fully healed. But I've got nearly all my mobility back. It's just a weakness I have to be mindful of whenever a woman starts to go a bit wild on me.
I must confess I also have a thing for fucking on the floor. Just that feeling of really pinning a woman down and thrusting firmly deep inside her. None of the give of a mattress frustratingly pushing the person away from you when you actually want them as close as possible. But every time I've done it I've been black and blue from the waist down, creaky grandad legs, for a day or two. Still... I guess it's worth it |
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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago
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"Wrists an Bsolute bloody ness from cable ties ... and I was so caught up in the scenario I never noticed it happening .... hard to explain to my boss and mum "
Apologise typing in the bath |
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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
I once got very severe cock-chafing as a result of unplanned bareback sex with my now-ex-wife while I was on speed - she wasn’t and was completely unprepared for the 4+ hours we spent that night.
I was red raw for about a week. To be clear, none of that is why she’s now my ex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A snapped banjo string - what a bloody mess that was |
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"My ex went wild riding me and ripped my shoulder up in the process. Like a previous poster, I did what only a gentleman would do and carried on I had frozen shoulder for about a year after and it's still not fully healed. But I've got nearly all my mobility back. It's just a weakness I have to be mindful of whenever a woman starts to go a bit wild on me.
I must confess I also have a thing for fucking on the floor. Just that feeling of really pinning a woman down and thrusting firmly deep inside her. None of the give of a mattress frustratingly pushing the person away from you when you actually want them as close as possible. But every time I've done it I've been black and blue from the waist down, creaky grandad legs, for a day or two. Still... I guess it's worth it "
Grandad? You’re barely out of your twenties! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex went wild riding me and ripped my shoulder up in the process. Like a previous poster, I did what only a gentleman would do and carried on I had frozen shoulder for about a year after and it's still not fully healed. But I've got nearly all my mobility back. It's just a weakness I have to be mindful of whenever a woman starts to go a bit wild on me.
I must confess I also have a thing for fucking on the floor. Just that feeling of really pinning a woman down and thrusting firmly deep inside her. None of the give of a mattress frustratingly pushing the person away from you when you actually want them as close as possible. But every time I've done it I've been black and blue from the waist down, creaky grandad legs, for a day or two. Still... I guess it's worth it
Grandad? You’re barely out of your twenties!"
Try telling my legs that after a long hard pummelling on a wooden floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex went wild riding me and ripped my shoulder up in the process. Like a previous poster, I did what only a gentleman would do and carried on I had frozen shoulder for about a year after and it's still not fully healed. But I've got nearly all my mobility back. It's just a weakness I have to be mindful of whenever a woman starts to go a bit wild on me.
I must confess I also have a thing for fucking on the floor. Just that feeling of really pinning a woman down and thrusting firmly deep inside her. None of the give of a mattress frustratingly pushing the person away from you when you actually want them as close as possible. But every time I've done it I've been black and blue from the waist down, creaky grandad legs, for a day or two. Still... I guess it's worth it
Grandad? You’re barely out of your twenties!
Try telling my legs that after a long hard pummelling on a wooden floor "
Extra deep slapping hard fuck though. Mmm. So tempting But kills the knees |
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"My ex went wild riding me and ripped my shoulder up in the process. Like a previous poster, I did what only a gentleman would do and carried on I had frozen shoulder for about a year after and it's still not fully healed. But I've got nearly all my mobility back. It's just a weakness I have to be mindful of whenever a woman starts to go a bit wild on me.
I must confess I also have a thing for fucking on the floor. Just that feeling of really pinning a woman down and thrusting firmly deep inside her. None of the give of a mattress frustratingly pushing the person away from you when you actually want them as close as possible. But every time I've done it I've been black and blue from the waist down, creaky grandad legs, for a day or two. Still... I guess it's worth it
Grandad? You’re barely out of your twenties!
Try telling my legs that after a long hard pummelling on a wooden floor "
Oh go on then. |
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Got all bruised once when I was having sex with a lady and she lent forward as I did and she headbutted me, we then fell apart and she managed to elbow me in the face and I fell off the bed and hit my head on the bedside cabinet on the way down. Apart from being painful it had us both in stitches laughing. I wish it was recorded, would have looked like something from a ridiculous American pie'esque film |
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"Broke my finger falling out of the swing at Abfabs ..... try explaining that at A&E !! "
Would love to read the accident report. Lol. |
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Tore a nipple bar out during doggy style sex a week after having it pierced. I had taped them up but that peeled off and when I fell sideways off the bed when coming particularly hard I left my nipple bar twisted in the bed sheet. That was very very unpleasant as it didn't just pull through the channel the bar was in but came straight out the front of my nipple |
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over a year ago
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"Broke my finger falling out of the swing at Abfabs ..... try explaining that at A&E !!
Would love to read the accident report. Lol. "
I'm sure the people in A&E have got some hilarious stories to tell. I broke my thumb from break dancing once haha. Felt like a right wally |
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over a year ago
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Got beat up when her hubby unexpectedly came home early lol.
Just kidding |
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over a year ago
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
Pulled my hamstring, should of warmed up first |
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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago
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Lmaoooo my injury was pretty much the same as yours, I travelled to Macclesfield from Sussex. Met a friend on the way up, spent the night with someone on the Friday; met someone at the social Saturday night and played with mr Friday night again on the Sunday before going home... 10 whole days on antibiotics affectionately known as cock throat |
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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago
Sussex |
Or having very rampant enthusiastic play with a glass dildo, the water infection was unreal lol |
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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago
Sussex |
Oh dear I think I have a few of these
Could have been the time someone pegged my boobs and one of the pegs as pinching my nipple and split. The look of horror on said friends face, because it looked as though the metal had pierced my skin when in fact it had just wrapped itself around some flesh. |
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over a year ago
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Split my banjo it bled forever |
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over a year ago
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Broke my foot, after falling off a wall, when I was bent over. |
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"Broke my foot, after falling off a wall, when I was bent over. "
I had to re-read that, thought it said foof, I was like "WTF?" |
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over a year ago
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"Broke my foot, after falling off a wall, when I was bent over. "
always the innocent looking ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got kneed in the balls by accident once when at it, but made for a kinky fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Broke my foot, after falling off a wall, when I was bent over.
I had to re-read that, thought it said foof, I was like "WTF?" "
Hahaha |
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"Broke my foot, after falling off a wall, when I was bent over. always the innocent looking ones "
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over a year ago
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I pull my cock quite often |
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I slipped getting out of the Jacuzzi at Townhouse and broke my wrist. |
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Had a particularly vigorous BJ one night and basically had what looked like love bites all over the end of my cock - didn’t hurt etc and all under the skin like a love bite, but very distinctive and took a week or so to disappear! |
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"Tore a nipple bar out during doggy style sex a week after having it pierced. I had taped them up but that peeled off and when I fell sideways off the bed when coming particularly hard I left my nipple bar twisted in the bed sheet. That was very very unpleasant as it didn't just pull through the channel the bar was in but came straight out the front of my nipple "
Oooooh that made me retch! Ouch! |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"Tore a nipple bar out during doggy style sex a week after having it pierced. I had taped them up but that peeled off and when I fell sideways off the bed when coming particularly hard I left my nipple bar twisted in the bed sheet. That was very very unpleasant as it didn't just pull through the channel the bar was in but came straight out the front of my nipple
Oooooh that made me retch! Ouch! "
That sounds awful. I have my nipples pierced and I can not even imagine how much that would hurt. I have a recent injury, not nearly as bad where I feel like I've sprained my groin and my wrist, and it was enjoying self pleasure that this happened...
I think I just put too much effort in basically, and literally overstretched my muscles |
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A guy and i were very d*unk once and he was trying out my new buttplug on me. It was on a string with a vibrating remote. All was going well when the string came off in his hand and hed pushed the whole plug inside me so my ass closed over it! Cue about an hour in the bathroom squatting and me pushing, him pulling trying to get it out. Eventually it came out along with a gush of blood like id just given birth!
Was never so relieved.
Also, this all happened in my parents house when they were asleep lol |
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over a year ago
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Not me but a mate from hockey was in the living room, standing up fucking his gf with her legs wrapped round him.
He overbalanced and went as first through the glass coffee table. Went to A&E to have glass removed from his buttocks |
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over a year ago
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Ended up making the bed look like a butchers slab on my first real attempt of being fisted! Bled from penetration a whole week after too! |
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Wasn't actually anything but it looked horrendous.
Gf at time was sitting on my face and I was making her happy with my tongue.
When we got up, a little later, we turned the lights on to discover I looked like someone had been battering my face, blood everywhere.
She had unfortunately entered her monthly time during the session. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tore a woman's inner lip once during a rough session and one woman bit my cock during a BJ and it bled, ouch!! |
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When an ex fb & I were at infusion in Blackpool she fell out of a private room breaking her arm a week before we went on holiday together |
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over a year ago
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Lol ?????? |
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over a year ago
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A large friction burn on my chin and a black eye. I was not punched in it btw lol |
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over a year ago
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Nicked the end of my cock with a razor |
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over a year ago
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"Nicked the end of my cock with a razor"
This just made me laugh so much. Don't know why, cos I've done the same!
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I have caught skin on scrotum in the electric trimmers, ....
Hope this makes someone laugh too!! |
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Losing my virginity to an idiot was hideous but the second time, well! Rode him so hard I had huge, deep carpet burns that covered my knees.
On the other side, a man broke his penis smashing into my pubic bone. Turned out to be a lying cheater so...yeah |
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"Nicked the end of my cock with a razor
This just made me laugh so much. Don't know why, cos I've done the same!
...... also .......
I have caught skin on scrotum in the electric trimmers, ....
Hope this makes someone laugh too!!"
The scrotum trimmers interaction does bring a tear to one's eye.
Wish I didn't know that for real. |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
Bitten under my foreskin by a big garden spider.
I'd just taken a shower at a young lady's house where she gave me a towel.
As I was drying myself the most intense pain like an hyperdermic needle where i rolled back the baggy bit to find a spider stuck in head first.
The little git drew blood... |
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over a year ago
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Ripped foreskin. It bleed like a pig. |
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Slapped in the face by a eager dom, burst my lip but he carried on making me suck him ..... my stocking tops turned from white to pink then he put me on all 4s |
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over a year ago
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"Nicked the end of my cock with a razor
This just made me laugh so much. Don't know why, cos I've done the same!
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I have caught skin on scrotum in the electric trimmers, ....
Hope this makes someone laugh too!!"
Yes, beard trimmer on the scrotum, fuck that bleeds! |
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over a year ago
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I sprained my ankle haha |
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"I sprained my ankle haha "
Sexual? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had the end of my cock bitten during a bj, she'd chipped a tooth earlier so it was a really sharp bite - took at least a couple of weeks to heal.
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over a year ago
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Friction burn on my pussy from a lot of sex
My pussy accidentally gave my man a fat lip once when he was between my legs as I had a spasm it was so good! |
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over a year ago
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"I sprained my ankle haha
Sexual? "
Yes... went to reverse cowgirl stood up over him and BOOM, ankle went. It's a reacurring injury haha |
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over a year ago
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Mrs P broke her thumb in 2 places and dislocated it last week |
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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago
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I snapped my frenulum, didn’t realize it’s like a little artery. The fucker was spitting out blood... you know you’ve gone too rough when you literally break your cock, needed an operation to fix it, it’s all good now though as I can go harder than ever. Never felt pain like it though. |
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over a year ago
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Cracked a rib leaning in to kiss someone the morning after.
Muffled scream into her mouth, I made my somewhat pained excuses and left. |
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"Mrs P broke her thumb in 2 places and dislocated it last week "
How did she manage that? |
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over a year ago
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"Mrs P broke her thumb in 2 places and dislocated it last week
How did she manage that? "
as lay on the floor squirting and I had a cushion under my back and the squirt was going up my back towards the cushion so I put my hand behind my back to create a barrier and lost my balance and fell with all my weight on my hand but it was on the side! Still in a cast now! |
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I cricked neck my neck once. I had to wear a collar for a few days to hold my head up. I think you can guess what I was doing.
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over a year ago
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I tore a load of ligaments in my knee when I was 17. It was the first guy I had slept with and he went to turn the light on and I ran into the bathroom because I didn't want him to see me naked and slipped on the bathroom floor. I'm now in my 30s and my knee still hurts if I'm stuck in traffic using the clutch a lot or on long distance journeys. Creaks and crunches a lot and sometimes swells a bit and hurts. All these years of pain because I was so painfully shy and now look at me! |
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"I cricked neck my neck once. I had to wear a collar for a few days to hold my head up. I think you can guess what I was doing.
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Sucking a cock? |
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over a year ago
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Torn banjo...claret everywhere... |
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over a year ago
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"Got all bruised once when I was having sex with a lady and she lent forward as I did and she headbutted me, we then fell apart and she managed to elbow me in the face and I fell off the bed and hit my head on the bedside cabinet on the way down. Apart from being painful it had us both in stitches laughing. I wish it was recorded, would have looked like something from a ridiculous American pie'esque film"
This is the sort of thing my hubby has to put up with all the time and I can't help laughing because I know I shouldn't! "Oh no, are you ok?" doesn't sound very sincere when I'm near hysterical. |
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Carpet burn on knees and elbows, didnt notice them till I hit the shower the next morning... ouch!!! Bit awkward trying to hide them during summer too |
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Entered before she was wet enough - tore something on my tip - my blood squirting everywhere! Bloody terrifying! Thought I’d bleed out - was in a B&B with two other women sleeping in the same room - incredibly embarrassing - not to mention some blood-soaked sheets when we left! Fortunately, not being a very sexy situation my erection left me fast and blood-loss was soon under control - but not before it looked like a murder scene! Don’t know why I’m even admitting this! Mega cringeworthy! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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6 stitches put into the top of my head.... will tell the story later!!!
And that is what you call... a tease!! |
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over a year ago
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Dry humping with jeans on and my cockend tag got caught in my zip blood everywhere safe to say she didnt get pumped that nyt hahaha |
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over a year ago
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Bruised labia from lots of rough sex.
Big lump in my left breast from very rough play. The doctor liked being able to give good news that it wasn't cancer.
Fucked my back shagging on a small sofa in an awkward position. Ended up leaving my job as it took months to come right and still goes every so often.
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I had serious - and some - pain in my hamstring whilst having sex. It was so bad that I went to the docs then the hospital and after a few days on serious pain killers - a further episode caused me to nearly pass out!
I ended up going to a physio who sorted it in minutes. I’d had 4 days of cramp. Strange and bloody painful shag that turned out to be! |
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Burnt the tip of my cock on a color gas heater once. |
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"I had serious - and some - pain in my hamstring whilst having sex. It was so bad that I went to the docs then the hospital and after a few days on serious pain killers - a further episode caused me to nearly pass out!
I ended up going to a physio who sorted it in minutes. I’d had 4 days of cramp. Strange and bloody painful shag that turned out to be!"
I seem to be prone for this one when in the doggy position, thou it lasted only so many minutes and it does bloody hurt theres, no pleasure in that hope it does,nt set in in other positions to or else I,ll be doomed.. |
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My Mrs dislocated her jaw moaning when i bent her over the kitchen side |
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Ordered a glass dildo, cleaned it and checked it over. All was well so carried on and started to play with it. After a few mins there was blood everywhere, turns out there was an imperfection on one of the knobbly bits that had caught me and sliced me.... that was great explaining to the doctor! |
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Mrs once sat down too hard on a bed that was smaller than her own. As a result of misjudging it she landed sensitive parts first on the corner of the frame.
Within a day her ladyparts had swollen and turned jet black. A very embarrassing trip to the GP confirmed a bad cut and severe bruising.
Still has a small scar if you know where to look |
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One should always be careful during wax play! |
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"Well I used to have a Prince Albert piercing and it got caught and ripped a little, so had to remove it as it was horrendous. But it gets worse I caught it with someone recently and it completely ripped open and it looked like a murder scene in her room. "
A timely reminder of why I decline the advances of those with genital bells & whistles, gross!
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Banjo string snap page..... blood everywhere and now incomplete |
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over a year ago
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Really bad bruising above my cock area where it was a long hard session. Hurt for well over a week. Boring compared to some of the above lol |
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over a year ago
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Torn banjo string ?? |
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over a year ago
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I actually broke my wrist, fell of the bed, a low one at that, it was the way I landed and the position I feel from this must have been easy ten years ago and to this day still I feel the strain of carrying something heavy and can’t do thumbs up position with my thumb on the said hand :/ I have had a few near misses, Hanging over the edge of things also |
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over a year ago
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Just a tender bum, for some reason
R x |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
Longridge |
A while ago I had just had a nice hot bath and a wonderful soapy handjob.
After getting out the bath and drying myself off I came to drying my privates.
Pulling the foreskin back I was greated the most intense pain I'd ever experienced on the end of my bell.
Dropping the towel there was a garden spider with its fangs deeply attached to the end of my cock.
After finally detaching and taking out my revenge it my night of passion was ruined!!
I still cringe at the memories of the event today. |
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By *urvy10Woman
over a year ago
Manchester |
Tried doggy in the shower slipped and knocked myself out! It hurt a lot! |
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over a year ago
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Sore bum |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Got knee’d in the balls during sex by accident, but I found it painfully kinky |
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"This happened to a friend
At a party and my friend (female) had taken viagra to see the effect on women. She had sat on a leather settee and when she tried to get up, found she was stuck to the leather by her labia and we had to gently ‘peel’ her off "
Sorry found that funny
Worse was my gf falling off the swing at Chams - she was not best pleased with the bruise she gained.
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over a year ago
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Bruised bladder, like peeing razor blades!! |
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over a year ago
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Cracked ribs! |
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over a year ago
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Burnt my vulva with my glass dildo.  |
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over a year ago
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It wasn’t interesting, it was horrible! Blood everywhere |
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over a year ago
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Snapped my banjo when loosing my virginity |
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"I'm currently suffering with what is known as too-much-deep-throating-you-whore-itis.
Didn't even known this was a thing until now. My throat is on fire and I can't swallow lol. Much drinking of ginger tea is helping a little #SexHack
I obviously need to be a bit more careful from now on when sucking cock...(yeah, right!!)
So what's your most interesting sex injury??"
I have suffered from this injury many a time. My ex called it showing off lol
Think my most difficult one was about 13 years ago and my then partner decided to get to rough while swapping from one to the other. I screamed at him but the damage was already done. Had 27 stiches inside and out ... means I now struggle with anal... due to. Scaring. Which is rubbish .
Most interesting was a bumper head from falling face first off a bed during a gangbang. Fell off the round bed at chams once too. When the guy in front of me moved... And the guy behind me shoved |
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over a year ago
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Wow some of these are great. Worst I've had is a bit of tame friction burns on the penis from doing it to many times in a row. Thought we would see who would call it quits first. |
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over a year ago
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Dislocated my jaw while giving S a very energetic blow job a few years ago, had to rench it back into place! Still happens randomly now but especially when giving enthusiastic oral so got given the nickname anaconda |
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Some stories are joust ooooouuuuccchhhh |
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over a year ago
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Cut my bum when we broke the bed and a bit of wood went through the mattress (it was cheek not hole) |
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