My favourite toy. I blame my mother. We were a poor family and when at the age of twelve I asked for toys, she cut holes on my pockets and said “”play with that”

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple over a year ago

Planet Ork

"This must take the biscuit as one of the most useless topics in the forum."

Biscuit mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite toy. I blame my mother. We were a poor family and when at the age of twelve I asked for toys, she cut holes on my pockets and said “”play with that”"

This made me chuckle

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By *URACELLBUNNY67Man over a year ago

padgate, warrington

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????? It a bit strange just have subject title (penis ) what you asking what size or what ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite toy. I blame my mother. We were a poor family and when at the age of twelve I asked for toys, she cut holes on my pockets and said “”play with that”"

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By *uvseams OP Man over a year ago

glasgow

Stromaeback3 check it out

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"My favourite toy. I blame my mother. We were a poor family and when at the age of twelve I asked for toys, she cut holes on my pockets and said “”play with that”

This made me chuckle "

Up until the age of 12 we couldn’t even afford clothes so I could never leave the house. Imagine the joy on my 12th birthday, they bought me a hat so I could look out the window

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By *traightguy101Man over a year ago

Darlington

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By *traightguy101Man over a year ago

Darlington

Squint and someone may find mine.

Satire though

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Squint and someone may find mine.

Satire though

Mines ‘gorgeous ‘ by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/18 10:11:14]"

Have you had a sex change OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite toy. I blame my mother. We were a poor family and when at the age of twelve I asked for toys, she cut holes on my pockets and said “”play with that”"

You had it good - I used to get told off for playing pocket billiards