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Is proudly bigging up your own supposed sexual prowess just a wee bit naff or is it OK? Does it scream of desperate insecurity or self-assuredness? Does the adage 'self praise is no praise at all' apply or is it all part of the advertising process?
The floor is open for debate... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would never say anything that I didn’t think I could back up.
I would hate to go into a meet with me saying I could do this, I could do that, when I couldn’t...sets it up for disappointment then. |
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We have always laughed at this kind of saddo message. We got one recently from a guy who boasted about giving me the best fuck of my life.
Since we have a couples profile another way to interpret that message was a boast that he was better than my husband.
So in fact he was looking for a meet by insulting my husband.
Blocked.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One shouldn't need to tell others of your confidence. I feel those that shout do so because others no longer are listening. It should naturally come, through the way you walk, listen, act, talk about others and surely ones profile cross referenced by verifications can be a good litmus test. Just my opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count  . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like 
No idea 
No seriously, I have no idea either!"
Depends if it's been cleaned regularly or not Always check the fuse too... some have a short life and are quick to blow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!
Depends if it's been cleaned regularly or not Always check the fuse too... some have a short life and are quick to blow "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I laugh at some verifications where the guy takes it as an opportunity to tell everyone how much he made a lady cum, squirt and scream his name all night long.
Than tells other guys to treat this lady with respect. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!"
You should try and let us all know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!
You should try and let us all know "
Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
Pretty crap even at full power
So you've tired "
No, but my carpet suggests it does |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!
You should try and let us all know
Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY "
Henrietta is much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
Pretty crap even at full power
So you've tired
No, but my carpet suggests it does"
You can come do my carpet if you like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
Pretty crap even at full power
So you've tired
No, but my carpet suggests it does
You can come do my carpet if you like "
Haha, someone's lazy with their house chores |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like "
Air goes in one end, and comes out the other.
So, you're saying you fart when you suck  |
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
Bristol, Thornbury |
"Is proudly bigging up your own supposed sexual prowess just a wee bit naff or is it OK? Does it scream of desperate insecurity or self-assuredness? Does the adage 'self praise is no praise at all' apply or is it all part of the advertising process?
The floor is open for debate..."
From experience they can't back up the claims and usually cum very quick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always think that if you are havimg to tell people you are something "I am a bit quirky/different/funny"...then you aren't, if you tell people you are a demon in the bedroom..you may be to some...but on here...to people on here, possibly not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
Air goes in one end, and comes out the other.
So, you're saying you fart when you suck "
Actually spit my drink out laughing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who cares.
Feeling that way about most forum threads right now! 
Let's sandwich together
Oh I have special baps for you! "
Need a sausage filling me lady? |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity "
Which porn star? Not one of the blokes I hope |
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"Is proudly bigging up your own supposed sexual prowess just a wee bit naff or is it OK? Does it scream of desperate insecurity or self-assuredness? Does the adage 'self praise is no praise at all' apply or is it all part of the advertising process?
The floor is open for debate..."
Bigging it up with the hope of said bragging improving the chances of a meet (they hope). The thing is can they back it up? In many cases we guess not. They'll be an absolute flop or a no show. |
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"Who cares.
Feeling that way about most forum threads right now!
Let's sandwich together
Oh I have special baps for you!
Need a sausage filling me lady? "
Oh I'm always in the market for a good quality sausage.....
Snigger snigger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex tried to insult me by saying I 'fuck like a pornstar'. I took it as a total compliment and my FB agreed. Therefore I quote it at every opportunity
Which porn star? Not one of the blokes I hope "
I have no clue. I took it that he meant a slutty female one lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!
You should try and let us all know
Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY "
EDWARD is bigger than HENRY and more powerful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I suck like a Dyson. Does that count . Seriously what does a Dyson suck like
No idea
No seriously, I have no idea either!
You should try and let us all know
Do they come with different size hoses? If not maybe try HENRY
EDWARD is bigger than HENRY and more powerful "
Well I can't look at hoovers the same way again |
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but personally I let my veris do the talking 
..you may be a sex god to 1 person but to another it just doesn't click the same way 
