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How measure a cock?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol  what do you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself! "
I just want to help a brother in need |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself!
I just want to help a brother in need "
Well I believe you. What kinda guy on a swingers site would take advantage of having a cock in their hand?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself!
I just want to help a brother in need
Well I believe you. What kinda guy on a swingers site would take advantage of having a cock in their hand? "
A truly sick individual ! I am not like that you can trust me my friend |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
You use a 12" rules, put one end at the base of your penis, mark on your penis where the ruler ends, then measure again from that point and add the 2 measurements to get the total length - well that's how I have to do it; hope this helps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself! "
Always useful to have a helping hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself!
Always useful to have a helping hand "
As long as the hands are small though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want me to do it for you?
Haha! Thanks for the offer but am a grown man and need to learn the basics myself!
Always useful to have a helping hand
As long as the hands are small though! "
Haha |
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You hook the end of the tape measure in your asshole pull the reel forward and then read off the scale where your nob ends, add an extra inch to really impress the ladies. If you’ve got a bend in your dick, the rules allow you to straighten it or add another inch to compensate
Note.
Ideally you ought to have a hardon and by all means go ahead and use a picture of someone else’s huge penis in your profile
Imperial units only, it’s the law |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting a sense that none of you are taking this seriously!
Welcome to the forums dude
Yeah! Baptism by fire"
I think the rule for cock measuring is start at any fixed point you like, and finish on any number you deem an acceptable length   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure you’ve got a decent tape measure, not one of the faulty ones most blokes use on this site. 10 inches you say, of course it is mate?!
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That’s why I asked. Going by what’s writtten in some profiles compared to the pics I should have a 2ft cock and that’s definatly not the the case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think?"
Never measured it im calling bullshit on that not even as a teen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The standard measurement is a can of lynx or sky remote "
Knifes also work just be very carefull
people who do this are trained professionals so dont try this at home |
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By *inkycouplespainCouple
over a year ago
Malaga Spain but sometimes Manchester and |
"I’m getting a sense that none of you are taking this seriously! "
Just whap it out we will tell you how big it is, us ladies can usually tell you fairly acurately lol
Im not impressed by size its how you use it for me
SC xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think?
Never measured it im calling bullshit on that not even as a teen "
Not all men are obsessed with the size of their cocks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck it I’ll say 12 inches then if we meet i’ll say I meant millimetres!
Micro millimetres lol
Ouch! Have you been peeking?"
You can see through the gap in your hands! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m getting a sense that none of you are taking this seriously!
Just whap it out we will tell you how big it is, us ladies can usually tell you fairly acurately lol
Im not impressed by size its how you use it for me
SC xx"
There’s a pic in my profile but it’s deceptive as I’ve really small hands! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think?"
I do not think the question is genuine as anybody who knows how to type could get a rough measurement themselves, if you have ocd and want to measure it to the millimeter then I get the question why want to be so precice? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You use a 12" rules, put one end at the base of your penis, mark on your penis where the ruler ends, then measure again from that point and add the 2 measurements to get the total length - well that's how I have to do it; hope this helps."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think? I do not think the question is genuine as anybody who knows how to type could get a rough measurement themselves, if you have ocd and want to measure it to the millimeter then I get the question why want to be so precice?"
It was genuine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think? I do not think the question is genuine as anybody who knows how to type could get a rough measurement themselves, if you have ocd and want to measure it to the millimeter then I get the question why want to be so precice?
It was genuine."
just measure it roughly, you should be shaven or go into the pubes as you measure from the beginning of said cock? Like you just asked a question, I may be a bit blunt but have you even tried? You think you failed? How unhappy with results etc, elaborate on the root of the issue there buddy |
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think?"
if you put is in someone’s mouth and they gag. Your half way there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think? I do not think the question is genuine as anybody who knows how to type could get a rough measurement themselves, if you have ocd and want to measure it to the millimeter then I get the question why want to be so precice?
It was genuine. just measure it roughly, you should be shaven or go into the pubes as you measure from the beginning of said cock? Like you just asked a question, I may be a bit blunt but have you even tried? You think you failed? How unhappy with results etc, elaborate on the root of the issue there buddy"
Someone’s asked and thought donyou measure from the top or both? Tried both and got quite different results. Then measured from my pubic bone and got another, different measurement hence the question. I’ve solved the problem by sending a pic of my cock next to a ruler and they can choose! |
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think?"
From the belly button |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine question as I’ve never felt the need to do it (that’s not quite true did it when I was a teenager but don’t remember the result). Im asking as someone’s asked me. Googled it and it says you measure by pushing into the pubic bone but it seems like cheating to me! Lol what do you think? I do not think the question is genuine as anybody who knows how to type could get a rough measurement themselves, if you have ocd and want to measure it to the millimeter then I get the question why want to be so precice?
It was genuine. just measure it roughly, you should be shaven or go into the pubes as you measure from the beginning of said cock? Like you just asked a question, I may be a bit blunt but have you even tried? You think you failed? How unhappy with results etc, elaborate on the root of the issue there buddy
Someone’s asked and thought donyou measure from the top or both? Tried both and got quite different results. Then measured from my pubic bone and got another, different measurement hence the question. I’ve solved the problem by sending a pic of my cock next to a ruler and they can choose! "
now it sounds more accurate, lol.. vague questions don’t lead to the truth |
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