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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took a “toy bag” through Stansted once. It was in my carry on case and the security guys wanted to search it. I asked why and they said it appeared to be “badly packed”!!! Whaaaa when they opened the case and had a root around they found a pair of cuffs and a glass dildo... I’ve never seen someone close a case so fast  |
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By *BWarksCouple
over a year ago
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We walked through just in front of two other couples in Geneva airport ......we turned round to see the guy viewing the X-ray laughing and pointing out to his work mate the large dildo in the case ....... omg how embarrassed the four behind us were lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was at the security then realised that I hadn't put my liquids in the clear bag. They were in between everything and I had to look through all my stuff while still in the queue. When I was lifting my clothes you could see my bra n pants. Was more embarrassed cos one of them was a comfy nude t shirt bra. My pal thought it was hilarious x |
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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago
Bristol East |
I remove a butt plug and place it in the handbag before going through security. No-one has ever said a word.
Two trips ago, I forgot I still had half a joint in my handbag.. It was only when I got to me destination I realised what I'd done.
When I set off the security machine and need a pat-search, the reaction of staff is always interesting.
Sometimes a female will volunteer instinctively and other times they want to check my passport to determine if a male or female official is the appropriate person to do it.
I honestly don't care - I just want to get to my destination. |
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I've travelled to Tenerife three times on hand luggage only now. Last time round, I had to unpack my bag over something that they didn't like on the X-Ray machine. So yes, douche bulb, more condoms and lube than you could shake a stick at, and of course clothes for both boy and girl mode had to come out while they went looking for what they were after. I can't remember what it was, but have a vague recollection of it being something they classed as a liquid, but I didn't.
I haven't bothered packing sex toys. If I've had little luck meeting anyone on here while over there, I've always improvised with what's to hand. It's amazing how much fun you can have with a chair leg, if you roll a condom over it 
Yup, I imagine airport staff have seen it all before, and even the newbies are probably trained to expect it. I suppose the only embarrassment factor is other passengers getting to see. |
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It's usually my socks that embarrass me going through security.
Had a pair on so holey once that the security guy said "Jesus love, is it worth wearing them?".
Could have been worse, could have been my drawers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's usually my socks that embarrass me going through security.
Had a pair on so holey once that the security guy said "Jesus love, is it worth wearing them?".
Could have been worse, could have been my drawers... "
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