having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired
come closer and I will let you into a secret
Are you ready for it?
A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)
But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex
(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i  )
1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means
2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore
3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons
4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving
5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral
6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first
7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you 
9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time
10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear. |
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"having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired
come closer and I will let you into a secret
Are you ready for it?
A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)
But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex
(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i )
1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means
2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore
3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons
4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving
5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral
6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first
7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you
9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time
10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear."
Spot on!!! Especially points 2,4,9 and 10  |
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"having read the excellent single guys guide earlier I have been inspired
come closer and I will let you into a secret
Are you ready for it?
A lot of men giving oral sex suck (and not in a good way)
But do not despair! For help is at hand, here is my totally arbitrary and likely to cause hundreds of #notallmen objections guide to oral sex
(disclaimer carter doesnt need to read this i )
1. If you have a cock imagine its foreskin pulled back and then someone using teeth on it roughly, then magnify this- Clits are even more sensitive! Stop treating them like a lift button when you are impatient and the lift hasnt come!The clit has more nerve endings thsn any other part of the body, behave like you know what that means
2. Oral can involve more than the clit, go wild! There is a whole lovely world down there to explore
3. That moment when someone gasps and says "don't stop" guess what? That means dont stop!I have lost count of the number of men who as soon as I respond change what they are doing, for unfathomable reasons
4.take your time. Think about how you would like a blow job and then apply this to giving
5. but, decide who the oral is for, not all people like it, and if its for your pleasure maybe consider being less selfish. Not all women want or like oral
6. Related to 5 ask - no you aren't doing us a favour by going down on us, most ppl will, so check out first
7.69 looks better than it feels 90% of the time. It can be amazing, but if you are mashing your teeth against my clit and expecting me to enjoy it I might just bite you
9. vulvas are cool, check them out some time
10. Lastly, pay attention! what is the person you are going down on doing? Don't let your who close your ears, all too often ppl forget the point is to give someone pleasure so listen and respond to what you hear.
Spot on!!! Especially points 2,4,9 and 10 "
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