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By *antasticMrFucks OP Man over a year ago

Taunton

Come on then this always cheers me up what's the best/worst one-liner that you have either used or had used on you..

Let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go and take your face for a shit.

Used on me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

want to chomp on my dick?

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By *antasticMrFucks OP Man over a year ago

Taunton

"Go and take your face for a shit.

Used on me.

Sorry but actually laughed out load at this getting funny looks now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"want to chomp on my dick?"

Ha ha brilliant

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By *antasticMrFucks OP Man over a year ago

Taunton

"want to chomp on my dick?"

Did it work haha lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go and take your face for a shit.

Used on me.

Sorry but actually laughed out load at this getting funny looks now

I had no come back. What do you say to that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t want to see your disgusting body!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t want to see your disgusting body!

This was to me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I sniff your knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Can I have your used underwear!’

No Gary you can’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"want to chomp on my dick?

Did it work haha lol "

No....I don’t like chomps.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't.

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

Do you fuck on first dates.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't. "

What does that even mean?

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By *ebaucherouspoetMan over a year ago

Bradford

Would pay for 20 mins with you...

No thanks pallio

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By *FFB69Woman over a year ago

Torfaen/Gwent

“Those breasts would lookeven better above a pregnant belly”

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Today, I have had

'Marry Me'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A real close friend once said.

Your ma's got a dick.

That's what friends are for.

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By *antasticMrFucks OP Man over a year ago

Taunton

Brilliant haha

Do you want to go halves on a bastard was said to me once haha

What goes through people's heads x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't. "

I get that ALL the time!! I hate it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Me and my sister think you’re cute’

I actually had a conversation with a man on kik when he said something similar. Apparently it was NOT a role play situation, and they were indeed, siblings. Even told me how they came to be fuck buddys....

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

[Removed by poster at 15/04/18 19:08:45]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh my god! Just checked my kik and I literally got a message six minutes ago from a guy and his ‘sister’ wtf!!!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Being asked if I liked my wife's landing strip... wtf

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By *ollyGWoman over a year ago

Southampton

Wanna smash your pasty!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wanna smash your pasty!"

Can I rob that?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman over a year ago

Tamworth

"'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't.

What does that even mean?"

'Bred' as in what you do with your prize heifer - he had a pregnancy fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'You need to be bred.'

Er, no, I don't.

What does that even mean?

'Bred' as in what you do with your prize heifer - he had a pregnancy fantasy

Oh, how lovely!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like my mum anx I've always wanted to fuck her. Hmm thanks but no thanks. He was also older than me. Maybe I'm aging more badly than I thought? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You look like my mum anx I've always wanted to fuck her. Hmm thanks but no thanks. He was also older than me. Maybe I'm aging more badly than I thought? Haha"

I bet that went well hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Pregnancy risk?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh my god! Just checked my kik and I literally got a message six minutes ago from a guy and his ‘sister’ wtf!!!"

You have Kik?