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over a year ago
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Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
Perhaps he uses haddock smelling soap  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes I told them.. Not meaning to offend but best I could! And they all claimed 'I just washed it before I came out'!
Tell you... Putting me right off!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have only had this once and I just refused.. and when he got arsey I have to confess I said why very loudly.. (this was not out dogging but in a group situation)
Cali x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hubby said when a man has a bath he is suposed to pull back his foreskin and wash underneath it, maybe some men dont do that all the time. "
so glad im circumsized  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies !  "
Thats not good enough. I have a bath before i meet someone, then when i am with a man i put my finger in my pussy then sniff it to see if it smells, it never does, thats what men should do to make sure they dont smell. |
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if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx"
I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome".
If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx
I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome".
If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue". "
Will u stop it!
Now i cant enjoy my planned tea of cheese on toast, or cooking a fish stew!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"bacterial vaginosise , think that the right spelling for a lady smelling, yes bacteria even on freshly washed can cause an unpleasant smell , not sure what the infection is in guys , xx
I believe the "fishy" smell emminating from the male reproductive organ is commonly refered to as "Bouillabaise Syndrome".
If the smell is "cheesy" its probably just "Fondue".
Will u stop it!
Now i cant enjoy my planned tea of cheese on toast, or cooking a fish stew!! "
Anyone for Anchovies and Gorgonzola? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When they say they washed, how close to the meet did they wash ?
I always wash immediately before a meet and would never dream of letting a considerable amount of time elapse between washing on gettin down to it.
I always wonder just how clean guys are when they meet in the day and have evidently taken some time out of work.
Workplaces rarely have shower facilities so you have to ask the question how many hours is it since they washed, how many times they have had a wee since they washed, how many farts they've filled their undies with since the washed, how much they have sweated since they last washed etc
Sorry if that's stomach churning, but it can be a reality.
I have asked a few guys to have a shower at mine before we get down to it and none have been overtly offended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some either dunk and dip in the washbasin at work or have a swift dab with a wet wipe!
(ever wonder whey they carry wet-wipes in their cars) "
bleurgh ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
That's terrible. Local councils are failing in their duty by not providing adequate washing facilities at popular dogging spots. What on earth do they spend our rates on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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met a guy once ,he was well shaved well dressed and over 60 ,i think when he had a shower he must have put his cock in a polly bag,we went to his posh hotel room and i striped him down to his pants ,what a shok i got they were like a floor cloth and worse was to come i slid them down geting close and the stink was ewwwwwwwww he held it up and sliped back his fore skin ,no fucking way i was putting a lump of stilton in my mouth ,i backed off ,he too swore he washed,my reply to him was yeh when 1945 ,i left, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies !
Thats not good enough. I have a bath before i meet someone, then when i am with a man i put my finger in my pussy then sniff it to see if it smells, it never does, thats what men should do to make sure they dont smell."
what ... stick their finger in your pussy & smell it ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies !
Thats not good enough. I have a bath before i meet someone, then when i am with a man i put my finger in my pussy then sniff it to see if it smells, it never does, thats what men should do to make sure they dont smell.
what ... stick their finger in your pussy & smell it ??? "
Where do we sign up for this service? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a cock shoved in my face once, it had a faint odour of wee..... i actually gagged, it was mingin, needless to say i got no closer to him!"
i have had a few guys turn up and the first thing they do is ask to use the toilet !
quite offputting - i always point out the hot water, the liquid soap and the spare towel in the bathroom when asked now
balls to um feelin uncomfy, pissy cocks are a major no no |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm shaking my head in disbelief...not at the dirty men with rancid cocks, but at the people who when confronted by a smelly tells them to go and wash before playing!
Oh...hell...no!
I must have a weaker stomach than some, but it would be a total passion killer for me...yuk! |
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My biggest fear is encountering someone with bad personal hygene im sure it would put me off going near anyone ever again.
Three times in a couple of weeks. I would never have gotten over the first shock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
Its not just the men you get some women as well. I think some just don't know what personal hygiene is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMD's.....
Never really been interested in dogging. Purely because i like to know who i'm playing with. After reading this post i doubt very much i ever will. Ew pass me a bucket please..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got a cock shoved in my face once, it had a faint odour of wee..... i actually gagged, it was mingin, needless to say i got no closer to him!"
i have had this too ....made me gag and you dont know at times untill its to late , |
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By (user no longer on site)
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to be fair theres no real need to have smells coming from any part of the body.. if somethin starts to whiff, then get it sorted out.. i've got a thing about smelling, 3 showers a day and the ammount of aftershave + deodrant i go through are a testiment to that haha. i hate the thought of any part of my body smelling, makes me feel poorly thinking about it. i would want to die of embarrasment if a female turned around and said my cock stunk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"to be fair theres no real need to have smells coming from any part of the body.. if somethin starts to whiff, then get it sorted out.. i've got a thing about smelling, 3 showers a day and the ammount of aftershave + deodrant i go through are a testiment to that haha. i hate the thought of any part of my body smelling, makes me feel poorly thinking about it. i would want to die of embarrasment if a female turned around and said my cock stunk."
come round, let me have a sniff and i'll tell you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"some blokes treat their cocks like cars, just wash the outside and hope thats enuf to attract the ladies !
Thats not good enough. I have a bath before i meet someone, then when i am with a man i put my finger in my pussy then sniff it to see if it smells, it never does, thats what men should do to make sure they dont smell.
No they should finger their willys then sniff it.
what ... stick their finger in your pussy & smell it ??? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this happens at chams
the few times i have been someone who went was smelling badly of bo which is strange as soap doesnt cost much and there are bloody showers there!!!!!!
if someone smelt on a meet or chams i wouldnt play |
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"When they say they washed, how close to the meet did they wash ?
I always wash immediately before a meet and would never dream of letting a considerable amount of time elapse between washing on gettin down to it.
I always wonder just how clean guys are when they meet in the day and have evidently taken some time out of work.
Workplaces rarely have shower facilities so you have to ask the question how many hours is it since they washed, how many times they have had a wee since they washed, how many farts they've filled their undies with since the washed, how much they have sweated since they last washed etc
Sorry if that's stomach churning, but it can be a reality.
I have asked a few guys to have a shower at mine before we get down to it and none have been overtly offended."
You forgot to add the bit about how long has he been sitting on his backside in his nice warm car with his neather regions sweating away due to the lack of movement / ventilation, whilst waiting for a couple to turn up at his dogging spot...
(kind of related to the "how many hours since the last wash", but put into context)
Still, no excuse for not carrying wet wipes or deo to freshen up with when waiting with nothing else to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When they say they washed, how close to the meet did they wash ?
I always wash immediately before a meet and would never dream of letting a considerable amount of time elapse between washing on gettin down to it.
I always wonder just how clean guys are when they meet in the day and have evidently taken some time out of work.
Workplaces rarely have shower facilities so you have to ask the question how many hours is it since they washed, how many times they have had a wee since they washed, how many farts they've filled their undies with since the washed, how much they have sweated since they last washed etc
Sorry if that's stomach churning, but it can be a reality.
I have asked a few guys to have a shower at mine before we get down to it and none have been overtly offended.
You forgot to add the bit about how long has he been sitting on his backside in his nice warm car with his neather regions sweating away due to the lack of movement / ventilation, whilst waiting for a couple to turn up at his dogging spot...
(kind of related to the "how many hours since the last wash", but put into context)
Still, no excuse for not carrying wet wipes or deo to freshen up with when waiting with nothing else to do."
hence why dogging does fuck all for me to go sit in a car having fun |
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
How about this for an answer? Take a bottle of Antibacterial Handwash gel with you, and if his dick smells like it could benefit from it...rub some in...
...not quite as drastic an effect as being covered in Ralgex...but not far off. And it might teach the guy a lesson whilst cleaning your hands of whatever you had touched at the same time.
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
Perhaps he should have used plentyoffish.com
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMD's.....
Never really been interested in dogging. Purely because i like to know who i'm playing with. After reading this post i doubt very much i ever will. Ew pass me a bucket please..... "
same here ---- |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My biggest fear is encountering someone with bad personal hygene im sure it would put me off going near anyone ever again.
Three times in a couple of weeks. I would never have gotten over the first shock"
it stays with you ..... why i dont like men with hair around there cock ...... one man his hair was smelling so bad of wee i had to just say i felt sick and was in the loo . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"to be fair theres no real need to have smells coming from any part of the body.. if somethin starts to whiff, then get it sorted out.. i've got a thing about smelling, 3 showers a day and the ammount of aftershave + deodrant i go through are a testiment to that haha. i hate the thought of any part of my body smelling, makes me feel poorly thinking about it. i would want to die of embarrasment if a female turned around and said my cock stunk."
I don't understand why anyone would be any different when u do this...there's just no excuse!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ive been near some really bad smelling people in my time, male and female, from smelly genitals, to BO and bad breath
i think we just have to accpet not everyone has a good level of personal hygine, say no thanks and move on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm shaking my head in disbelief...not at the dirty men with rancid cocks, but at the people who when confronted by a smelly tells them to go and wash before playing!
Oh...hell...no!
I must have a weaker stomach than some, but it would be a total passion killer for me...yuk! "
im totally with you on this one
if i need to tell someone to wash before they come near me, they not coming near me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap, "
oh man i feel really sick now at the thought of licking someones bladder over spill
wheres the barf icon lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just sicked a bit in my mouth... this thread has properly grossed me out!  "
Most threads on such subjects are gross , yet we get more and more of these subjects .
OP , find yourself a clean man . |
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap, "
haha has he come for a blow job or doctors appointment ????? Yeah sorry not sucking you id suggest a visit to your GP for a diabetes test and secondly wash under your foreskin ! NEXT !! Lol |
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"if it smells fishy and appears slighlty red and inlamed then it could be a bacterial infection sometimes caused by too much sugar in the urine, some men over 50 have weaker sphinctal muscles and sometimes drops of urine can leak inside the foreskin, first I would suggest to visit their GP for a diabetes test, second, to wash under their foreskin at least twice a day with either just water or un-perfumed soap,
haha has he come for a blow job or doctors appointment ????? Yeah sorry not sucking you id suggest a visit to your GP for a diabetes test and secondly wash under your foreskin ! NEXT !! Lol"
you've just repeated what I said hun |
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Shame on the dirty guys who give the rest of us a bad name. Come on chaps, it takes no time at all to keep your tackle clean.
If I'm up for a blow job I always make the effort. I just slide the Hula Hoop of foreskin cheese off, dental floss my Jap's eye, then a quick squirt of Febreeze and I'm ready to go. It really takes no time at all to make the effort for the lucky lady. |
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By *isub69Man
over a year ago
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This thread has made my stomach churn lol.
It also brought back memories of a meet in the summer. The other person had made no effot what so ever, the signs where bad when I noticed the holes in their socks. When she took her knickers off and spread her legs the smell was aweful.
I have been lucky with the guys I have met. Always been freshly showered and fun to play with. |
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"Had to turn down the third guy in 2weeks whilst out dogging for having a fishy smelling knob. Funnily enough they were all over 50 and swore they'd washed!
What the hell is going on??"
Flavoured condoms seem the way to go, then your safe, it tastes good, and doesnt stop your fun by picking fluff and cheese of some guys knob |
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