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"Ashley having a panic attack just as a threesome started to get interesting. " Bloody hell   | |||
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"House smelled ever so slightly of wet dog, there was a dog thankfully. After a night on the town, the radio was on during the evening's entertainment and she was whispering along to the chorus of Rudimental's Waiting All Night i.e. "tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me". Nothing horrendous, just a little off putting." She probably thought that was incredibly seductive!! No second meet then? | |||
" After a night on the town, the radio was on during the evening's entertainment and she was whispering along to the chorus of Rudimental's Waiting All Night i.e. "tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me". Nothing horrendous, just a little off putting." I quite often attempt to put hubby off his stroke, my funny faces don't phase him anymore. But this...amazing! Its 100% guaranteed to be off putting. Back to the original question - met a crossdresser who on the day looked my stepdads prudish sister - that was different to say the least. | |||
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"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him." Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... | |||
"Indulge me, because I’m a nosy bitch. House a mess? Turned up in clothes they’d been wearing for a week? Not who they said they were? Spill" Her disabled parents were down stairs, did not look too much like the photograph she had sent. Then only 5 mins after leaving my phone began to ping with Facebook friend request, emails, and text messages (I’m too easy to track down it would seam). | |||
"All good so far "Hope nobody puts me down as theirs now lol | |||
"Some absolute shockers here! Keep them coming "Youre not a journalist are you? | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw..." I honestly never felt as crapy. | |||
"Some absolute shockers here! Keep them coming
Youre not a journalist are you? "Just a nosy bastard | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. " Did he expect suspenders and heels for a coffee?? | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. " Hope you told him where to go!!!!! | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. " You should of invite him for another meet in a public place and make scene, just to embarrass him. | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. Did he expect suspenders and heels for a coffee??" Apparently so. When he mailed I explained I was out of the pool and not dressed for a meet. He told me it was fine as it was just a quick coffee. Felt like total crap when he lectured me on what I was wearing  | |||
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"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. Hope you told him where to go!!!!!" Yah when he mailed to ask why I hadn't verified him I abused him and blocked | |||
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"Or first ever meet on our first ever visit to a club. She was stunning in a fishnet body stocking, he was fit with a large package. We chatted, had a drink and laugh, they invited us to a private room, we all got undressed, kissed and then the nightmare began. She would only allow her nipples to be licked in a circular fashion clockwise. Not allowed to suck on them or touch then, just lick. Her clit was only allowed to be licked anticlockwise, not rubbed, not stroked etc. No fingers were allowed but I could, if I wanted, place just the top of my penis inside and if she liked it she would dictate how much more went in. He would only allow his cock to be licked on the underside, not sucked, no touching the bell end, no wanking. Definitely do not touch the balls! was his order lol. Well, neither of us had swung before, we were worried that that was what it was always like on this scene. We made excuses about the time, nervousness, the drink etc and left. We actually left the club straight away because we really didn't know if that was what it was like all the time. We decided to give it one more go about 6 weeks later and got invited into a 6 couple orgy at the same club and have never been the same since "That's bad but glad you gave it another go. My few worst meets have been similar. I had one where we'd been doing the standard messaging about what were going to do to each other during our night and how sexy each other were. We meet up and all is well until we go upstairs and she turns into a virgin nun with a long list of do's and don't. Immediate turn off which became a very awkward night. My only other bad meet was when another lady in question got rather d*unk (even after suggesting to "slow down" abit) and starting swearing quite alot for some reason. Was a perfect gent as I got her a taxi home safe but was annoyed to say the least... | |||
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"I met a really hot, well verified guy from here who, after I said his heart was beating *very* fast conceded that he had taken something his mate had given him to stop him coming quickly - then he started on the Valium to take the edge off it. In the morning he then started talking about a relationship, asked if he could stay for a bit while he was still wired and then cracked open his whiskey at midday (I’m stone cold sober all the while). By 11pm on Sunday night I’d stopped feeling sorry for him, and had had enough of him outstaying his welcome. After he was convinced people were trying to break into my house I told him I’d drive him in his car to a local hotel, and he apologised, thanked me and said he’d pay the taxi home for me. When we got to the front desk he said he needed to fetch his wallet from his car and did a runner (after his drugs and bottle of whiskey)... then rang to ask why people were chasing him and “what I had arranged”. Kept on messaging me the next day claiming he had been held at gunpoint by a farmer, the police coming but not being bothered, and the AA saving him. Still tried re-adding me as a friend on here the day after. " I'd block, block, block | |||
"I met a really hot, well verified guy from here who, after I said his heart was beating *very* fast conceded that he had taken something his mate had given him to stop him coming quickly - then he started on the Valium to take the edge off it. In the morning he then started talking about a relationship, asked if he could stay for a bit while he was still wired and then cracked open his whiskey at midday (I’m stone cold sober all the while). By 11pm on Sunday night I’d stopped feeling sorry for him, and had had enough of him outstaying his welcome. After he was convinced people were trying to break into my house I told him I’d drive him in his car to a local hotel, and he apologised, thanked me and said he’d pay the taxi home for me. When we got to the front desk he said he needed to fetch his wallet from his car and did a runner (after his drugs and bottle of whiskey)... then rang to ask why people were chasing him and “what I had arranged”. Kept on messaging me the next day claiming he had been held at gunpoint by a farmer, the police coming but not being bothered, and the AA saving him. Still tried re-adding me as a friend on here the day after. I'd block, block, block "Yup, blocked on here, my phone, Bumble (where I first met him)... and also on Okc after he messaged me on there a few days ago asking “please reply... even if it’s just to tell me to go away”! | |||
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"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. " I am not surprised! Think I would of some girl said something similar to me! | |||
"Ended in A&E with a broken penis. That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand)" How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend | |||
"Ended in A&E with a broken penis. That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand) How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend "A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him. a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle | |||
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"Ended in A&E with a broken penis. That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand) How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend
A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him.
a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle "Sounds painful | |||
"Trying to go for bareback even though safe sex is discussed beforehand. Puts me totally off a second meeting. " Yep, had that one. Was my first meet off here. They were absolutely steaming and pretty much without warning and five minutes after meeting tried to flip me over and fuck me bare. Needless to say got out of there pronto. That was about three years ago, only just came back to here in the past month it put me off that severely. | |||
"worst meet Spill" Emailed op Because one is just too good ...too good to share here | |||
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"Ended in A&E with a broken penis. That'll teach him for cheating (I didn't know he was cheating beforehand) How do you break a penis ? Asking for a friend
A mate of mine did it 20 years ago and we still take the p.ss out of him.
a girl was riding him hard and fast when she rose up to much so his cock slipped out and just as he re entered her she changed angle and her full weight came down on half his cock at a funny angle
Sounds painful "But funny especially when he had to go to a&e as we teased him that it was an extreme way to get a nurse to touch his willy | |||
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"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him. Jesus!!! I prefer the home from gym/pool look too! What a tw... I honestly never felt as crapy. " What an absolute tool. Personally I love the no effort look, to a certain extent, as let’s face it, if the night goes well you’re gonna look worn out at the end anyway lol. Had a few people refuse to meet me for a social as hadn’t had time to prepare. Always tell them that doesn’t matter as I’m there to get to know them and not the contents of their makeup bag. Seriously tho. I hope you told him to eff off and added him to block list. | |||
"Met a guy for a coffee last minute. Was on the way home from the swimming pool. So no makeup. Hair pulled back and regular everyday cloths. He out me down from the second I sat down. Went on a rant about how I could have made more of an effort. I had already explained that I was just finished swimming so not dressed for a meet. He said he just wanted a quick coffee so that he could be verified. I got home feeling like crap. He then had the cheek to mail and ask me to verify him." Lol what silly bloke... | |||
"After reading your experiences on here I can see I (Anna) got off lightly with my experience. Got chatting to a single male on here, I don’t rely on pictures on fab and insist on other methods to prove guys look like their fab claims. This guy lived in the middle of no where and had dodgy internet connection and could not prove he was who he claimed to be. I agreed to meet him in a pub. Was very surprised when his older brother who turned up with a different shaped body turned up!! Made excuses and left ASAP , learnt to never accept any excuses. If someone really wants to meet me they will be willling to prove they are who they say they are. The genuine people I have met always have. Although there are some scary senerios on here, there are also some amazing people too, stay safe and use your common sense xx" That’s exactly why, although it will put a lot of people off, I use pics of me as I am and have the username I do. No point laying as it’s going to be noticed as soon as you meet someone | |||
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"Not sure we have made the list. YET! just imagine if you suddenly recognised a meet someone else was describing. We always wondered why they left in such a hurry. Lol. " Shut up....never in months of Sundays!! Which story...totally intriguing | |||
"Euuugh met up with such a good looking 24 year old i literally was so excited to meet she had a amzing size 12 figure amazing ass pert ass, met up with her she looked incredible... i was sat on the settee dim lights glass of wine, she was stroking me lay over me kissing the tip of my cock.i was so turned on... i slid my hand into her leggings and as i did i smelt the most awful smell, that i can only describe as a mix between cheese doritos and picked onion monster much ... i heaved and lost my erection instantly. It was a terrible experience... "Sounds like a dodgy wotsit | |||
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"Euuugh met up with such a good looking 24 year old i literally was so excited to meet she had a amzing size 12 figure amazing ass pert ass, met up with her she looked incredible... i was sat on the settee dim lights glass of wine, she was stroking me lay over me kissing the tip of my cock.i was so turned on... i slid my hand into her leggings and as i did i smelt the most awful smell, that i can only describe as a mix between cheese doritos and picked onion monster much ... i heaved and lost my erection instantly. It was a terrible experience...
Sounds like a dodgy wotsit"Mate it almost put me off pussy it was rancid.... so glad it wasnt near my face | |||
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"Just no need for poor hygiene. I think it's disrespectful to turn up for a meet without a shower x" Agree. I love giving oral.. was gutted tbh | |||
. I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train
-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.
-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.
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"Being over 10 years on the site and nearly 15 years swinging, I necessarily had good and bad meet and a some that are clearly worst, don't wish anyone to be in those situations. -I visited a lady with a massive boa python called 'bobby' in the house. Apparently it was getting too big for the third tank they purchased and was being kept in the utility room, had escaped and was cozy under the radiator when we walked in . I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train
-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.
-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.
- "You should of take out your "snake" and have a snake fight. Lol. I would of shit myself. Made my day buddy. | |||
"Being over 10 years on the site and nearly 15 years swinging, I necessarily had good and bad meet and a some that are clearly worst, don't wish anyone to be in those situations. -I visited a lady with a massive boa python called 'bobby' in the house. Apparently it was getting too big for the third tank they purchased and was being kept in the utility room, had escaped and was cozy under the radiator when we walked in . I did my best Usain Bolt impersonation, walked 4 miles and wandered in an unfamiliar town for 4 hour to catch the first train
-A house party was planned with another couple. They didn’t turn up so it was 3some we had good time we agreed that I stayed overnight. Around 2 am I started to sleep, they continued drinking downstairs. 3:30am I was waken up by a loud noise from downstairs. when I got up I could see the blue flashing lights from a police van on the driveway got dressed quickly and the man came to meet me on the landing. The missus got d*unk, started a fight (as you do) and the neighbours called the police. It happened on a couple of occasions previously apperently . She was waiting in the van talking to the police and was just causioned.
-I visited a lady in Glasgow who was completely different from her pictures. They were hers but more than 20 years ago. Now she is around 17 stones on a wheelchair with a poorly tamed staffy called Hector or something like that. She had quite a bit of cider before I came in. The dog was running wild I thought that's it, I will be mauled by a dog just for being a perv. I was lucky i left just shaken and received a barrage of abusive racist texts. The lovely lady is still on the site though. I still see her photoless profile on my blocked list. Last login over a year ago tho.
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"Hard to nail it down, but few things made us loose the plot: 1. Measy house, and I mean dirty. Bathroom not cleaned, like ever, dry piss on the floor, with dirty sanitary diapers in the corner. etc. Never checked the bedroom; 2. New FB Couple where the lady turned out to be a real lesbian, and I mean not bisexual. The poor guys didn't even suspected it. We left and I told him what I think and he said:"Man that makes sense so much now!" 3. Single guys, coming to a meet and start shaking like a virgins, requiring to be calmed down... Seriously 4. Absolute newbies laying they are experienced and then totally waist our night with all night chats; 5. Couple where we visited for a play night, turned out they mean PlayStation gameplay? 6. Italian, couple which have never ever shaven themselves, even knowingly we don't like that. All night- nice chat, drinks, Lough, then we move to the bedroom, undressed, and I nearly fainted. Needless to say that I dressed back up, and left in 1min; 7. Couple where the girl turned out to be paid escord russian girl, that while I fuck her, she falled asleep as apparently been very busy all week. 8. Girl gets so jealous in the middle of the play, stands up, thrown her engagement ring and storms out. The guy carry on fucking, like nothing happened. Needless to say He was kiked out of the room in no time. How about that? "no.4  | |||
"Two words sum up mine: Fishy Fanny "I've had a couple of those, one had me gagging! | |||
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. Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no?  . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night  . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed. | |||
"House was a state. She was sexy as hell though . Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no? . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed. "LOL reminded me of a one night stand and ending up in a shitty house with cheap nasty nylon carpet in the living room. She had a dog with an obviously itchy arse which proceeded to shuffle along the carpet on its arse to leave a 12" skid mark. Fair to say I did not perform that night | |||
"House was a state. She was sexy as hell though . Dishes all over the kitchen and it was open plan so no hiding them. Smelt like she was growing in there,that's how much she smoked ha. Bathroom was like a horror show. Was all black stuff in the bath,toilet was horrible,tissue on the floor and a bath mat that looked like it had been used as a door mat!.Not quite sure what it was to this day. Surely you'd have cleaned up before hand no? . Had been drinking a lot so couldn't even leave the same night . The spare bedroom she gave me was actually hers and again was a tip. Clothes all over the place and a top sheet that looked like it hadn't been washed in weeks. Oh and no pillow to top it off. Safe to say we didn't speak again. I don't even think she was embarrassed. LOL reminded me of a one night stand and ending up in a shitty house with cheap nasty nylon carpet in the living room. She had a dog with an obviously itchy arse which proceeded to shuffle along the carpet on its arse to leave a 12" skid mark. Fair to say I did not perform that night"Ewww lol. That's narsty . I think she had a dog now you mention it as i was wearing black and kept saying who's hair is this. I never did get an answer. And safe to say i went to sleep alone | |||
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"Arranged to meet a couple one summer Sunday evening. They were having an afternoon BBQ, and couldn't meet until 10pm. Drove up there, knocked on door and no response. Rang and was told to come round the back. He was steaming d*unk and she had virtually passed out. Thanks for nothing guys! " Get to the bbq earlier lol. They couldn't even pace themselves. Thier loss mate | |||
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