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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well tbf I was curious so had a meet with a woman who stated that sucked like a dyson...
Got my dyson out and compared both skills. Took into consideration several factors such as noise and blowing strength.
Dyson won. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious "
I do own a Dyson and I'd never say that on a veri, as Dysons really suck. As in they don't. |
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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago
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"This saying is used on a lot of verifications on here. Which I find so damn annoying to compare a womans BJ technique to a household cleaning product. What next she squirts like a Cilit Bang bottle. I wish people would be a bit original when giving out verifications. Saying that ive never owned a Dyson! does it come with a special attatchment for your penis then just curious
I do own a Dyson and I'd never say that on a veri, as Dysons really suck. As in they don't."
In fact they make a Miele of it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?
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Erm as an asthmatic who could die without her inhaler....can’t say I agree with you there 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?
Erm as an asthmatic who could die without her inhaler....can’t say I agree with you there
MrsK "
I'm a brown and blue inhaler type myself, not a sucker though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe "sucked like an asthmatic who's lost their inhaler" might be more appropriate, minus the wheezing obviously?
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Being an asthmatic and also a sucker... I would never try whilst not being able to breathe! |
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