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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Fed up with boiling water every time you need a cup of tea, simply boil gallons at the start of the week and freeze, then use at your convince. Has anyone else got any useful tips to help us through the working week?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

. If only I'd thought of that I'm going to be doing the same with toast. Simply toast it, freeze it and when needed remove from the freezer and pop it in the toaster.

I also advocate driving really fast so your car doesn't have time to use the petrol.

You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Also you can buy colouring books second-hand with most of the colourings already done to save you a lot of time

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By *uciyassMan  over a year ago

sheffield

A handy tip on condom care. Always use unopened packets. Wrap the packets around the instrument being used and use a good insulating take rather than sellotape as the later tends to pinch a little. Safe sexy times always.

Foot note. This will not work with flavoured condoms

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By *uninlondon69Man  over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

Get around last week's Royal Mail price increase by delivering letters yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". If only I'd thought of that I'm going to be doing the same with toast. Simply toast it, freeze it and when needed remove from the freezer and pop it in the toaster.

I also advocate driving really fast so your car doesn't have time to use the petrol.

You're welcome."

Genius!

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Eat all of your meals out, to save expensive electricity bills by using your cooker and microwave a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Also you can buy colouring books second-hand with most of the colourings already done to save you a lot of time"

Saves on pens, excellent.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

Here's the best piece of health and safety advice I ever received :

"DON'T fall off!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Here's the best piece of health and safety advice I ever received :

"DON'T fall off!""

Haha

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Seaside Sussex


"Here's the best piece of health and safety advice I ever received :

"DON'T fall off!"

Haha"

Perhaps my colleague should have clarified, the fall is not what injures or kills you, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Never give your hamster popping candy.

Very bad for the teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eat all of your meals out, to save expensive electricity bills by using your cooker and microwave a lot."

I do this.

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By *lanPartridgeMan  over a year ago

nottingham

Don't bother cooking. Just eat the ingredients and jump about a bit. Simples.

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Fed up with boiling water every time you need a cup of tea, simply boil gallons at the start of the week and freeze, then use at your convince. Has anyone else got any useful tips to help us through the working week?"

I’ve one better than this. Invest in lots of 2 litre flasks, make the tea at start of the week and just pour out of flasks, also allowing more Fab time if the tea is pre-made.

Simples!

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

No ribbed condoms? Frozen peas in a normal one will not only recreate the sensation for her pleasure but also add cold to the all round sensual experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never leave home without a machete, im always being told its a jungle out there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wear your clothes in the shower.

Prolongs life of washing machine and saves water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No ribbed condoms? Frozen peas in a normal one will not only recreate the sensation for her pleasure but also add cold to the all round sensual experiences. "

Handy when you need a pee..

Just remove one I guess

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Wear your clothes in the shower.

Prolongs life of washing machine and saves water"

One could also blow dry body when out of shower, ok it uses more electric but saves time putting on and taking clothes off hence more Fab time which is the important factor!

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

Another is we all shave our heads and be a bald nation, saves on shampoo, hairdressing bills, styling products/accessories and you can see full facial features which works well for some Fabsters...

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

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"Another is we all shave our heads and be a bald nation, saves on shampoo, hairdressing bills, styling products/accessories and you can see full facial features which works well for some Fabsters... "

No nits too... Extra benefits.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"Never leave home without a machete, im always being told its a jungle out there "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No ribbed condoms? Frozen peas in a normal one will not only recreate the sensation for her pleasure but also add cold to the all round sensual experiences. "

Does this work as good as sweetcorn under the foreskin?

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By *litterbabeWoman  over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Put "bored" or angry status updates up, and save your time answering messages.

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By *ixwuxpokMan  over a year ago

Basingstoke

My advice is: don't take my advice.

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By *antasticMrFucksMan  over a year ago

Taunton

You can magnify your phone screen by placing it in a glass of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

When going to the supermarket always insure you buy a Toblerone, so in case you get to the checkout and they haven’t got any dividers.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

Ladies - save time and money by chewing on a wasp instead of getting expensive lip fillers. The effect's identical, and you're eradicating annoying pests at the same time. Win-win!

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"When going to the supermarket always insure you buy a Toblerone, so in case you get to the checkout and they haven’t got any dividers. "

That did make me genuinely laff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Save gas.......fart in a money box

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When going to the supermarket always insure you buy a Toblerone, so in case you get to the checkout and they haven’t got any dividers.

That did make me genuinely laff"

Haha, good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cyclists, get more respect from motorists by pinning a tail on, wearing blinkers and being jumpy as fuck everytime something moves.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cyclists, get more respect from motorists by pinning a tail on, wearing blinkers and being jumpy as fuck everytime something moves. "

Cyclists are cunts

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Convince men on the street they’re on the Fab forum by asking them if you’re ‘Hot or not’ then ignoring there answer and telling a woman she’s Hot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you always spend ages hunting for your car in the car park, take the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't give up on your dreams.

Keep on sleeping.

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By *eeshelleTV/TS  over a year ago

Marlow

Why dont they put signes up on motorways saying Do not crash

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Avoiding crying when cutting an onion by simply remembering it’s only a root vegetable and has no feelings or friends!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dont let your hamster sleep in your hoover....

.nothing can survive in a vacuum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Put "bored" or angry status updates up, and save your time answering messages. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You can magnify your phone screen by placing it in a glass of water "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Dont let your hamster sleep in your hoover....

.nothing can survive in a vacuum"

Thanks for bumping this thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

taxi drivers- confuse other drivers by signalling before you turn

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dont let your hamster sleep in your hoover....

.nothing can survive in a vacuum

Thanks for bumping this thread "

toblerone one ace

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mix whiskey in with your grass seeds so your grass comes up half cut

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never, ever stop to do up your shoelaces in a revolving door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

odds of a bomb on a plane One million to one.The odds of two different bombs on a plane One Hundred million to one.Be safe take a live bomb with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

bring back seaside memories by obtaining a crocodile,some sausages and a policeman then start bashing your wife with a trunceon

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull

Glue carpet to the sole of your slippers so you don't have to carpet the whole house

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By *ornylittlesubWoman  over a year ago

Grangemouth

Don't pay the ferryman.

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By *arnsley guy100Man  over a year ago

Sheffield


"Eat all of your meals out, to save expensive electricity bills by using your cooker and microwave a lot."

Some truth in that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Glue carpet to the sole of your slippers so you don't have to carpet the whole house "

lol brilliant

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Use crushed up crisps instead of confetti at weddings.

Hungry guests can tuck in if the wait for the buffet proves to long.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Take two bottles into the shower...not me... I drink one before I go in ..and drink the other after I come out

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