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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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We hae to admit the heckler who got the better of Lucy Porter always makes us laugh..
Quite verbatim..
I used to do a routine about dating a ventriloquist. I said: "One of the weirdest things is when you start hearing voices when a guy's going down on you." And a guy shouted out: "It was probably just the echo." It was sharp, funny; I laughed.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?"
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish" |
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish""
You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"
You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock."
Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right? |
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"
You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.
Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?"
Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"
You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.
Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?
Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly?"
Not lately, she is now named after some minty confectionary......  , Hi Mum! |
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"dont mean this in a bad way...but clean ur fanny pls
Why? Is there a good looking guy arriving?
He was going to come, but his labrador hates the smell of fish"
You'd best wipe your mum's scent off your cock.
Na its Lilly of the Valley, thats your scent, right?
Is your mum still working under the name of Lilly?
Not lately, she is now named after some minty confectionary...... , Hi Mum!"
No son of mine would be that ugly.... a face that obviously not even your mother could love. Good luck with your search. |
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