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Woodys wank chat #3 (with your hostess Auntie Polly)
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Okay for those of you that don't:
1. Post I'm in, Polly will pair you and you can have a wank chat with your pair using which ever method you prefer, inbox/cam/kik/skype/carrier-pigeon/smoke-signal/semaphore/loudhailer...
2. Actual deed is to be done in private by your chosen method at a mutually convenient time.
3. Afterwards reports of how you go on to be posted back here for everyone's enjoyment. No report, no second go. Full length essay or single word, it doesn't matter, but we want to hear from you.
4. Auntie Polly may add new rules at any time
Do please remember when posting reports, keep it nice! There are forum rules about personal attacks and naming/shaming, so if things don't work out then maybe say not a success for you, but don't attack your partner. This is all supposed to be for a bit of fun and to encourage unlikely people to get to know each other.
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Rule number 5, if taking part in the game, drop your filters so that you can receive messages from your allotted partner! It's no good assuming that you can keep your filters up and send the first message to your partner to let them through, if both of you have filters on, and neither of you can start... Once you've got started, then you can put your filters up again... |
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Hello everyone, I'm back from a busy weekend, so time to give you some more pairings. Can we please have
_obbysmyth & Sol90
Irishguy38 & Dorset_explorer
Tenshun3 & _017chesterlad
dublin_exhibitor and big john 777, you both say you want in but not a male partner lol. I don't know whether you've read through the thread, but if you had you would know that it's about 99% male on here... If you fancy a go anyway, you could try messaging each other...
Hope that you all have a fun time, the rules are up above somewhere. Also remember that if you have your meet by camera or even face to face, and one of you is already verified, then you can use this game to give each other a veri. Come back after and tell us all about it  Happy wanking, Auntie Polly xx |
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Evening all, Auntie Polly is here, sorry I've been away for a couple of days.
First up we have got ArryT, it's been a bit of a long wait for you Arry, but if you're still up for it can you go with discreetbeatnmeat please?
Next up we have mr_moonlight86 with _ajic wand (cumming round yet again!).
And finally there is _un4two888 with _occerstar579. Now fun4two you have a couples profile, even if it's only one of you for this game, and rules are rules you are supposed to take on two partners. So whoever the next person is to join, can you also drop a message to _un4two888 please?
You all know the rules, so have a good time and come back to tell us what happened. Strokes and kisses, Auntie Polly xx |
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Morning all, i seem to have been neglecting my duties as hostess. I can only plead Easter as an excuse.
Not so many of you queuing up, guess you have all been busy as well. So maybe you three above could all contact each other? Either take it in turns as pairs and have two goes each, or maybe you want to organise a threesome? We would all love to hear about that!
Happy wanking everybody!! Auntie Polly xx |
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Hello everybody, it seems to be very quiet in here at the moment! Maybe you are all worn out by Easter, full of chocolate eggs, too stuffed to move. I'm sure that once you come down from the sugar high, there will be a few of you start feeling horny...
In fact I've already had an application for a partner from _eterbeebee, who I think may be slightly older than some of our regulars, but I'm told is definitely full of life and up for a good time. So, whoever is next up, or any of our previous players, why not drop a line to peter and set up a session?
All usual rules apply, have a great time folks then come back and tell us how it went.
Love and kisses, your Auntie Polly xx |
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Hello everyone, I'm back! Sorry for being absent, it's been a mad few days. So lets get on with some pairings.
Firstly, and I know that this is going to disappoint all the men, as we have two ladies wanting a go I think that you should try out on each other for your first time. So Tiger Princess & Time to shine, can you contact each other and see how it goes. I hope that it is great, and we would all love to hear about it so please come back in a day or two with a report? Then maybe for another go I might be able to persuade you ladies to take on a couple of men? |
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Okay now for pairing up some of you guys...
Dorset_explorer & HertsTop
_017chesterlad & welshyxo93 (oo, maybe you are close enough together for a meet in person?)
johnnythorn80 & _ohnny897
hornyhungrabbit & FantasticMrFucks
iwantfun1875 & alwayshorny4u
R1e69 & _ich77300
Shamguy3 & _acktar74
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Now iowcouple you have a couples profile, and the rule is that you have to take on two even if it's only one of you joining. So you're with both TallDarkStrangr & Helkis.
And that leaves just three of you left over. _ajic wand you are experienced at this, so can you please look after our remaining two entrants? You don't have to take them both simultaneously (although if you do we would all love to hear about it!!). So Cunning Linguist & supperdick you are both with _ajic wand, either individually or as a group. |
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"What if your potential wank chat buddy has blocked guys?"
Remember everyone, to take part you need to lower your filters for at least long enough to make first contact (we all love a bit of first contact don't we?). If you can't make contact after a couple of days, then alternative partners may be given... Auntie Polly xxx |
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"Im in  "
Hello _ayo001 !! How about you jump in with Cunning Linguist & supperdick & _ajic wand? You could make up two pairs, or three different triplets, or even go for the whole group! I'm sure that everyone here would be thrilled to hear what arrangement you end up with
Have fun everyone, your Auntie Polly will be thinking about you xx  |
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Can you dozen or so above all contact each other, you're all paired into some kind of giant wank orgy Mmmmm, really want to see how that works out !!!
Auntie Polly says go for it, ready, steady, wank! |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Second up, I am going to be shamelessly selfish. MsGivesWood, you have been seeking me here, seeking me there, seeking me everywhere. Here I am at last, what do you say to some seeking together?"
oooh yes, let's xxxx
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Hello everyone! Names have been entered into our ultra-top-secret latest-technology scientific polly-meter wank matching algorithm (as designed by NASA) and the results are up! So here we go:
Tallcharles58 & Atallguy16
MMF lover69 & HotwifeNcuck69 & _hornyx69
iwantfun1875 & Justaguy2013
Duracell-Danny & _ockring91
rugbylad1234 & markyplym
Jaycee23 & _eterbeebee
ThamesValleyGuy & Dorset_explorer
...Whatawanker & NakedTrooper
_ave bi & TVTasmin & _dnortheast
Fundog2018 & biscuits69
Remember that you have to drop your filters, message your partner(s), and arrange your sexy time! When all is done, come back and let us know how it went. If you do your wank by camera, you can even give each other fab verifications.
Have a great time everyone! Auntie Polly xxx
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ThamesValleyGuy !! Can you contact DorsetExplorer please?
Hulllad9027 and Shelleyj69 you are together. DorsetExplorer, if you don't hear from ThamesValley today, you can join in with Hulllad and Shelley, and have a lovely threesome
Lots of kisses, Auntie Polly xxxx |
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Hello all my lovely people! Firstly lets re-pair those of you who's partners have let you down...
Why don't Atallguy16, biscuits69 & _dnortheast just all get together?
Then new players are:
_ornyyyy & Jak3y17
James123123 & Jon stevens
Hopefully that will keep you all busy for the weekend? Have a great time guys, and happy wanking Kisses, Auntie Polly xx
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How about you few above all go for the group experience? So that's _issyfaggotfaye, Cunning Linguist, _illy5 and sexydebs. Have fun together then cum back with your stories... Kisses, Auntie Polly xx |
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"How about you few above all go for the group experience? So that's _issyfaggotfaye, Cunning Linguist, _illy5 and sexydebs. Have fun together then cum back with your stories... Kisses, Auntie Polly xx"
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"I'm confused 
Hi Mikki, scroll back to the top and read up on the rules! Then how about you try joining in with Cunning and his little group? Polly xx"
eh,,im very shy  |
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Hello all, Auntie Polly here. hulllad9027 can you try giving Bigj25 a go then please? Bigj, if you're not sure about how it works, scroll back to the top and look at the rules. Hope that you both have a great time. Auntie Polly xxx |
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Everybody, I will be away on ultra top secret business for a few days collecting data for upgrading our wank match algorithm (oops, that's given it away). I shall get online and deal with queries and new players when I can, but please don't panic if servicing is slow... Kisses to you all, Auntie Polly xx |
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Hi everyone, I'm back!
Not too much activity while I've been away, is it that wanking is going out of fashion?
So .hotfun2016 you are paired up with Dorset_explorer Give it all you've got, come back and tell us how it goes.
Love and kisses, Auntie Polly xx |
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"Hi lovelock, can you join in with hotfun and dorset, just above, for some three way fun? Hope you have a great time, Auntie Polly xx"
Both aren’t allowing single males!!!
I have had no luck on here yet.???? |
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Lovelock and Hotfun, you won't get very far on here if you keep filters up.
Can i remind all taking part to drop your filters at least until you have contacted your partners... Kisses, Auntie Polly xx |
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Hi everyone! I'm about to head off to Leeds for the fab social party, possibly even meet a few of you there? But first here's the latest pairings:
IrishNLiverpool & Bigdickcumbriaguy
adsense & _otts72
Bigmaj3780 & Atallguy16
CSpenser & Hardbiguy
and finally:
DarlingCouple & Pure fucking naughty & Harry monk40 & Nireland30
(DarlingCouple, you have a couples profile so you have to take on more than one at the same time, rules is rules! And I've given you three partners because I just love the idea of both of you plus three others giving a super hot and horny five way wank orgy!!)
I hope that you all know the rules, they're up the top of this thread somewhere. Remember to all drop your filters until you have made contact with your partners!
Also this thread must be nearly full now, so look out for Woodys wank chat #4, cumming real soon to a forum near you 
Love and kisses, Auntie Polly xx |
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