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Why won’t women reply to me?
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
All of the above  "
Yep all the above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
I think it's the Friends clapping thing.
Just checking.... hang on....
Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
I think it's the Friends clapping thing.
Just checking.... hang on....
Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing
X "
You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
I think it's the Friends clapping thing.
Just checking.... hang on....
Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing
X
You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion "
I don't actually know why that's there, I did scoff at my husband for adding it. Therefore my opinion stands x |
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Here’s a well meaning opinion OP, not being nasty, some genuine advice - your profile is immature, the women on this site don’t want to deal with a man-child. You’re 30 years old - Humour is good but I recognise some of that regurgitated meme shit - ‘settle for 2 inches less’ is that Tinder profile from some guy in the USA. The young men that do well on here are perceived as being mature beyond their years, yet have the vitality of youth. Rebrand yourself, there’s loads of great advice on here if you take time and effort... and it does work. Get yourself to a cougars and cubs night or a Milfclub event, you’ll have the best sex of your life. |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
" Hey im a female im certainly not fake! I dunno where to start! I have had indepth profile info on mine & i realised not a lot of men paid attention so i shortened it! Ehm!!! I wouldnt message u hun ur profile info is " meant to be funny but it comes across as " ur trying too hard! And the soaked shirt in the shower???? That does nothing for me, many many folk dont get a reply on this site dont take a tantrum and expect females to be falling over themselves and asking u out! Ps change ur whole profile info be urself not someone u wud avoid at a party with their silly jokes! ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I believe your thread was posted in a light-hearted manner - and will respond likewise:
Phhooarrrrrr - what a Derrierre!!! I'd reply only to appreciate the squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezability of your rear ['cos you're not in Ireland anyway, you wee toyboy! ]
PS - I really DO have a thing for squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing lovely derrierres - that's not just a joke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I believe your thread was posted in a light-hearted manner - and will respond likewise:
Phhooarrrrrr - what a Derrierre!!! I'd reply only to appreciate the squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezability of your rear ['cos you're not in Ireland anyway, you wee toyboy! ]
PS - I really DO have a thing for squeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing lovely derrierres - that's not just a joke "
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"Well personally i think its the lack of cock pics...ohhh and the sexually suggestive harrassing messages full of cock pics, drives the women wild "
I've heard imitation is the best form of flattery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well personally i think its the lack of cock pics...ohhh and the sexually suggestive harrassing messages full of cock pics, drives the women wild
I've heard imitation is the best form of flattery "
Ahh thats where im going wrong im using the total harrassment with dick pics method |
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By *ucy83SOWoman
over a year ago
Southampton |
"Here’s a well meaning opinion OP, not being nasty, some genuine advice - your profile is immature, the women on this site don’t want to deal with a man-child. You’re 30 years old - Humour is good but I recognise some of that regurgitated meme shit - ‘settle for 2 inches less’ is that Tinder profile from some guy in the USA. The young men that do well on here are perceived as being mature beyond their years, yet have the vitality of youth. Rebrand yourself, there’s loads of great advice on here if you take time and effort... and it does work. Get yourself to a cougars and cubs night or a Milfclub event, you’ll have the best sex of your life."
I disagree with this, I think the OPs profile is great, it’s amusing and if he was nearer I’d probably have messaged him.
I’m not speaking for all women on here, but a funny & slightly quirky profile will always peaks my interest and I’m more tempted to reply or even message if I come across one,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
I think it's the Friends clapping thing.
Just checking.... hang on....
Yeah it's the Friends clapping thing
X
You have a meaningless Facebook warning on your profile.....I think I’ll wait for another opinion
I don't actually know why that's there, I did scoff at my husband for adding it. Therefore my opinion stands x"
Yeah that disclaimer is pointless as many folk have pointed out on many a swinging site ..Firstly if you ever found the person that stole your pics and you decided to take them to court at your expense ..you would have to tell the judge that this person(if you did have the evidence it was them) stole your cock and tits pictures ..it totally unenforceable and just takes up most of your profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Here’s a well meaning opinion OP, not being nasty, some genuine advice - your profile is immature, the women on this site don’t want to deal with a man-child. You’re 30 years old - Humour is good but I recognise some of that regurgitated meme shit - ‘settle for 2 inches less’ is that Tinder profile from some guy in the USA. The young men that do well on here are perceived as being mature beyond their years, yet have the vitality of youth. Rebrand yourself, there’s loads of great advice on here if you take time and effort... and it does work. Get yourself to a cougars and cubs night or a Milfclub event, you’ll have the best sex of your life.
I disagree with this, I think the OPs profile is great, it’s amusing and if he was nearer I’d probably have messaged him.
I’m not speaking for all women on here, but a funny & slightly quirky profile will always peaks my interest and I’m more tempted to reply or even message if I come across one,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I liked your profile too. I love a good sense of humour in a profile but one thing I’d say - as a newbie so doesn’t count for much - there’s no depth at all to it. And you don’t really elaborate on what you’re looking for. Great pics tho!
Good luck!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
Damn those bitches for not being mind readers, they're just frigid, it's them not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read your profile.
Good sense of humour is great.
But there can be too much sense of humour on here especially since we are looking for nsa sex.
You didn't really say what you are into what you want etc.
Loving the shower pic.
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx |
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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago
Henley Arden |
"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
You say in your profile your mainly on for the forums.
So why would couples approach you to meet when you’re already said where your priorities are - the forums. ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
I'm a real female... On here to get pregnant before my eggs run out, totes in to the whole breeding thing, looking to get married a third time... Third time lucky right? I love friends and clapping and Forbes magazine says I'm the greatest lay ever.
Etop messaging other women you bastard. You said I was the only one. I hate you.
Marry me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
I'm a real female... On here to get pregnant before my eggs run out, totes in to the whole breeding thing, looking to get married a third time... Third time lucky right? I love friends and clapping and Forbes magazine says I'm the greatest lay ever.
Etop messaging other women you bastard. You said I was the only one. I hate you.
Marry me."
Wow, you seem crazy 
I love it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx"
A-whole cake?
Only teasing OP!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
It's your user name mate. A piece of cake isn't any good, we want the whole cake with icing on too. So my advice is to change to "hole-cake" xxx
A-whole cake?
Only teasing OP!!"
Hmmm. I quite like this |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding. 
Straight over their heads it went "
Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.
Straight over their heads it went
Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour? "
It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.
Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.
Straight over their heads it went
Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?
It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.
Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr "
Aw Cake you know I love you just as you are  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think it would be really useful if people read the third line of the op before responding.
Straight over their heads it went
Seems to happen with a lot of your threads, must be your immature sense of humour?
It does. I need to take a more serious approach apparently. The forums are no place for a joke.
Your profile bad. Bareback is wrong. Bloody single men, grrrr
Aw Cake you know I love you just as you are "
Oh shucks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
All of the above "
This |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
Your profile looks ok I would add a few more pics. But no cock shots!! It's light hearted and witty which I like.
Fab is hardwork.You only get out what effort you put in. If you don't send any messages you won't get a response.
I would suggest go to clubs or fab socials in your area to get to know people and get some veris under your belt.
Mrs B |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
Your profile looks ok I would add a few more pics. But no cock shots!! It's light hearted and witty which I like.
Fab is hardwork.You only get out what effort you put in. If you don't send any messages you won't get a response.
I would suggest go to clubs or fab socials in your area to get to know people and get some veris under your belt.
Mrs B "
You do know he’s kidding right? |
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What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
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Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?  |
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"What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one? "
That was mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?
That was mine "
Congratulations. You're still a fraud though |
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"What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?
That was mine
Congratulations. You're still a fraud though "
The cheek of it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's that you say cake boy
The challenge is on
Just give up already
This battle is won
My tongue's like a sword
And yours is like jelly
And as for your cock
It's like Farmer Giles welly
Covered in rubber
And smothered in shit
Now get back in your armchair
You got jumpers to knit
This is the reason.
Did you write that? Or did you get iWorkout to write that one?
That was mine
Congratulations. You're still a fraud though
The cheek of it!"
At least I wrote all mine! |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
Is it wrong that I read this thread title in the voice of Pitt the Younger from Blackadder..."Why do nice girls hate me?" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him "
We are still well over due a cherry bakewell. Sort it out! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
Also they clearly didn't read the third line of the op lol"
They never do pieman |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak."
No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies
Thanks anyway |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak.
No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies
Thanks anyway"
Is it because you're not sending any messages?
Do I get a prize?
PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.
I'm revolting. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak.
No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies
Thanks anyway
Is it because you're not sending any messages?
Do I get a prize?
PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.
I'm revolting."
You are not that bad |
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now
No idea. I saw your profile and imo it seems a bit joke heavy almost like your trying to hard to appeal well lacking relatability. I think you need to be really astute with conversation in messages to get attention considering how many guys there are and how selective women can be. I empathise though it can be very frustrating when you feel your getting no where but don't take it personally it's just part of the game so to speak.
No, thats not the reason I'm not getting replies
Thanks anyway
Is it because you're not sending any messages?
Do I get a prize?
PS my dad still hasn't got any texts or a mobile.
I'm revolting.
You are not that bad "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My dad used to complain that nobody texted him. I had to point out that he didn't have a mobile.
This mundane tale of family life might give you pause for thought.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?"
Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?"
Erm then they wouldn’t know, obviously.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?
Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"
Well said |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?
Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"
Then they wouldn't be able to get their dig in at a single man lamenting his bad luck on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?
Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke
Then they wouldn't be able to get their dig in at a single man lamenting his bad luck on here. "
This is true. But it only makes them look stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
If you're really, really, really serious about wanting more attention, you'll need to get your very own fake female profile, complete with pics of any nubile 19 year old woman and a profile text that says you'll have filthy, uninhibited sex with the first 100 men who message you. |
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By *laphe1Man
over a year ago
Huddersfield |
Its not the worst profile ,probably too much emphasis on trying to be funny.
I guess in real life he may be funny ,but in written word it doesn't come across that way.
Good luck kid ,dont try too hard.
Get to a club and you are far more likely to get some action . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If anyone knew or knew of the OP they’d know his post is in jest.
His profile text is seriously funny, just like him
And if they don't?
Then they could just learn to read the OP properly and realise it was a joke"
I'm not disputing that. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Is it my profile?
Are all women fake on here?
Or is it because I don’t send any messages for them to reply to?
I don’t know, but it’s bugging me now "
Incompatible senses of humour maybe? No need to be bugged by it; you've both dodged a disparity bullet. |
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