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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...whether it is wise to have a little drinky, before changing a profile?
How often and when (what circumstances) do you change YOUR profile?
Just a question, play with it a while, but give it back in the same condition as I lent it, be told!
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By (user no longer on site)
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The main body of our profile text hasn't changed since we joined. My OH added a bit about my current passion for BMFC parties. I'm not a constant profile changer  |
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The trick is to get absolute wankered, watch the hardest core porn you can find for 4 hours and then change your profile to one pic of your erect penis and the strap line 'Need a fuck'.
That way, when you wake up in the morning and see what you've done, and realise that people are reading it RIGHT NOW and have been for the 8 hours or so of your alcoholic coma it will be much easier to get the creative juices running as you try and repair the damage.
(put yourself down as being some kind of 'bi' - it gets you no more or fewer meets than you would otherwise get, but it really fucks off the boring pedants on the site who will identify themselves to you as people to be avoided at all costs by constantly banging in about what constitutes 'bi', by which of course they really mean Gay because that's what they are scared of)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sensi! Get a grip man, you are as bitter as chocolate, as course as barley grain and as obviously gay as a field full of butterfly chasing pixies playing "who can wear the most pink, on THIS day"
I may have d*unk rather too much, call me badger, I need a ride home! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm not really gay.
I just like to wind up the straight people.
(okay, I did once consider an Austrian blind. But I didn't get it, hence 'bicurious')
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Ha you seek to confuse me, when all true men know that an Austrian blind, is the term use for a glory hole in male public conveniences on the continent, I have travelled sir, I will not be misled, you are outed, wake up and smell the poppers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wanted to post something clever so I could sandwich myself between the two of you, but couldn't be arsed!
Oh and changed my profile after being here for a little while, and was sober when I did. "
Sensi is a wanton pink muffin, denying his own sexuality to conform o some strange tribal edict, you may be sandwiched between one of my other voices...... Meet Percy..... |
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"...whether it is wise to have a little drinky, before changing a profile?
How often and when (what circumstances) do you change YOUR profile?
Just a question, play with it a while, but give it back in the same condition as I lent it, be told!
P xxx"
When my circumstances change |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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When my circumstances change "
Aha! So the lady that makes mockery of sweet children's morpheus induced dreams has risen and tried to confuse.....
I shall keep a close eye on the puddles that have been carnally violated. |
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When my circumstances change
Aha! So the lady that makes mockery of sweet children's morpheus induced dreams has risen and tried to confuse.....
I shall keep a close eye on the puddles that have been carnally violated."
Are you suggesting i am a lady of the night  |
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Aha! So the lady that makes mockery of sweet children's morpheus induced dreams has risen and tried to confuse.....
I shall keep a close eye on the puddles that have been carnally violated.
Are you suggesting i am a lady of the night "
You have twisted innocent characters into some strangely sexual world, may shame rain down upon you like the frogs on pharaohs temples!,,,
(ok, I will be fine soon, meds are kicking in, let me know if I do anything embarrassing) |
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Aha! So the lady that makes mockery of sweet children's morpheus induced dreams has risen and tried to confuse.....
I shall keep a close eye on the puddles that have been carnally violated.
Are you suggesting i am a lady of the night
You have twisted innocent characters into some strangely sexual world, may shame rain down upon you like the frogs on pharaohs temples!,,,
(ok, I will be fine soon, meds are kicking in, let me know if I do anything embarrassing)"
Your asking the woman who ran naked into the bar of her local swinging club,covered in spunk,to ask for a towel to define embarrassing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've not changed mine yet, but only been here a few weeks. I noticed last week it seemed a bit..Grumpy? So I've hidden it for now.
I'll put it back on next time I feel grumpy.
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