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Happy birthday Rik Mayall
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over a year ago
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Riiiick riiiiick this is is the voice of your conscience ... you killed Neil didn’t you ... no no it was Mike and Vivian and I’m going to tell too ... no it wasn’t you bloody liar it was youuuuu ... look who’s side are you on ... not bloody yours matey ... then get out of my head then poo hole ... try and make me farty breath 
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"Neil ... how are you holding that plant pot up?!? "
LOL -
RICK: Oh what a great bag! [Grabs her hand bag] Oh, it's really great, isn't it? In here, are they?
Oh, it's tinted - amazing! You've bought me a present. [Brings out an applicator tampon] What is it? What do you do with it?
No, don't tell me, don't tell me. I'll guess. [Opens it] It's a telescope - a telescope with a mouse in it - brilliant!
Bouncy bouncy bouncy bounce! Hello Rhiannon. Are you glad you could come to the party?
Here, have a drink, mousy. Bouncy bouncy bounce! [Dips it in Rhiannon's drink]
Oh, it's gone all big. I'll get a tissue, it's all right. Oh, you've got a whole box of them in here! They're called... [Look of realisation and horror]
I think I'd better go to the lavatory. [Rick rushes off upstairs.]
plenty here http://www.ratman.biz/archive/young_ones/
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I met Rik many years ago when he was still known for Kevin Turvey on a kick up the eighties .... sat in a quiet country pub with his wife/gf ... ended up playing a bonkers game of charades with us!
Absolutely top bloke, naturally hilarious and just 'one of us'  |
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"I met Rik many years ago when he was still known for Kevin Turvey on a kick up the eighties .... sat in a quiet country pub with his wife/gf ... ended up playing a bonkers game of charades with us!
Absolutely top bloke, naturally hilarious and just 'one of us' "
Loved Kevin Turvey investigates, was around the same time as his appearence in "An American Werewolf in London" |
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over a year ago
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Happy birthday Rik. I always loved your works like The Young Ones, Filthy, Rich and Catflap, Bottom and many others.
Hope you have a great party up there in the sky with plenty of booze and jugged up babes lol
RIP you amazing bastard |
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This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say: "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say: "Haven't you heard? Rik is dead! The People's Poet is dead!"
I (Dave) met Rik in Boston McDonalds (got his autograph on a McD bag) what a thoroughly nice guy! |
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over a year ago
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Present 101 another Brussels sprout!
This is MY birthday, you take this wrapping paper and you get me something good!!
How dare you accuse me of masturbating! You know that’s the picture I always look at when I’m having a wa...
Feeeeeeb 1 boiled egg!
There’s just so many great quotes! Mainly from bottom and guest house paradise as that’s what I grew up watching!
RIP to a legend!!!
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Ask; what did the man with the biggest cock in the world have for breakfast?
Well I had toast.
A lovely lovely man with a zest for life and encouraged people never to be anything but what you want to be.
And he would love to have a cheeky grin in the current Hollywood hysteria.... "any woman who wants to chain herself to my railing and suffer a jet movement gets my vote" |
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