Angry Pirate

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone ever done the angry pirate?

Cum in their eye... Kick’em in the shin

Arghhhhhhhhh

By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

vim in the eye or worse under my fricking contact lense is not funny mate... as much as I like something eyewatering- that's a no from me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Cum isn’t contact lense friendly?!!! God damn

Dragon Den moment... Cum friendly contact lenses?!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Theo Paphitis... I’m in

By *issyme555TV/TS over a year ago

Motherwell

Your talking out your ass I am out lol

By *ogisticalBigManMan over a year ago

Sheffield

No worse than a bucking bronco.

I'll leave you all to UD it

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your talking out your ass I am out lol

Haha

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was half way there last night...

Who knew come in the eye was so painful