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Curry gone a bit wrong.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.
Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.
Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "
I’m stil laughing
People are staring at me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".......you poor thing OP (ok I admit I was LMFAO). ....but did anyone video it? Ya know so you, and of course us, could learn from your mistake."
....or watch for pleasure hahahaha |
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"So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.
Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "
This is reason we don't have it or make it..hope you get well soon. |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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"So has some vindaloo last night and obs not long after need the loo. So sat there doing the deed, finished and wiped with tissue (as you do) i suddenly had a spontanious sneeze without thinkimg i naturally use the shitted up wad of tissue to wipe my nose. My bodys reaction to 'WTF you just wiped shit on your face' was instant puking. As i puked i slipped up on it and there i was half naked covered in shit. With hubby banging on door checking if i was ok.
Long shower was immedietly followed. I can still smell shit. "
I know it's so wrong to laugh at others misfortune - so I suppose it serves myself right that I almost cho ked on my coffee reading this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shame,he's/they've/she's gone  "
well..the follow on thread certainly was an eye opener..since he may have passed out someones number and had her(the assumed partner) face as a main profile pic..
with the joy of fab...a new profile might come.. |
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The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .
Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .
Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .
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Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .
Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .
Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think. "
At least the good Samaritans of FAB rallied round to support the unfortunate OP. After following the very British tradition of PTSL first of course |
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"The fact that so many posters found the episode so amusing was the saddest part of this thread .
Clearly the whole thing was a made up story , ( probably a pre teen schoolboy ) , and they left the site through sheer embarrassment no doubt .
Why sad? Even made up stories can make us laugh. I would have put it down to a middle aged man, rather than a teenage boy. They left the site because they were shut down by admin I think. "
Thankfully most middle aged men I know wouldn’t come up with such a ridiculous and childish story , but my ten year old son would ..... |
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