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over a year ago
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"1.... is it your house?
2.... is there a chance you'll end up homeless?
4.... has she given you the come on?
5.... what happened to 3?
1. Shared house.
2. No
4. No
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Then no go.... on 4. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it mate! What's the worst that can happen?....
1 you may get a quick shag
2 your housemate then turns on you
3 he then gives you the smack you deserve
4 you end up moving out anyway because your feel a twat
5 maybe, seeing has she's not even given you a second glance.....
Don't be a twat!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My housemates girlfriend has been alone since morning in the next room. I heard them fucking so hard last night. And I wish to fuck her while he is away. How do I approach her?"
wear a clowns mask so she doesn't know it's you  |
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"My housemates girlfriend has been alone since morning in the next room. I heard them fucking so hard last night. And I wish to fuck her while he is away. How do I approach her?"
This must a joke. |
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"Go for it mate! What's the worst that can happen?....
1 you may get a quick shag
2 your housemate then turns on you
3 he then gives you the smack you deserve
4 you end up moving out anyway because your feel a twat
5 maybe, seeing has she's not even given you a second glance.....
Don't be a twat!!"
Re: 4 - Twat is not available for a feel, unless you ask really nicely.
And yes, don’t be a Twat, there’s only one...
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