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How do you fish?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).
b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).
c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).
d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).
Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view  Funnier the better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.
I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that  "
Bit of an environmentalist- keeping healthy stock numbers, good long term strategy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I may be using the wrong bait.. at least I ain't caught any crabs.. lol"
Hmmm that'd be Pot Fishing I think.. avoid where possible.. you dont want Lobsters.. thats even worse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a fabulous goldfish at home but he gets bored swimming around just looking at me and prefers if a use A. B. And C so I can come home and tell him about the carps, trout and occasional angel fish I find. As longs as don't bring home any crabs !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm just sitting in my boat sunbathing. If something leaps out the water into the boat, I'll have a little look. "
You don't sound like you're all that fussed about fishing in general  I love fishing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've missed a trick there by not mentioning bottom trawling. "
Go on then.. what's your definition then.. it can't cover the existing ones.. as they've been used and not argued against.. Enlighten me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like sit at the side of the river tossing out B every now and then while sitting reading C! Just need to try a club on my own lol"
Go for it if you think you'll like it.. I did as I was mega curious. I'd go again with a partner. You may want to talk to the Environmentalist above.. they are very friendly and informative. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a rod
Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?
I just dangle it in the sea and hope "
That's a) Lure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a rod
Cast? Fly? Do we have a definition for Fly? I guess Cast is Lure fishing. How do use your Rod Hine?
I just dangle it in the sea and hope
That's a) Lure"
No it's true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm just sitting in my boat sunbathing. If something leaps out the water into the boat, I'll have a little look.
You don't sound like you're all that fussed about fishing in general I love fishing. "
I'll hold your rod for you and give a flutter of interest if there's anything on the end of it but no I'm not much of a fisher  |
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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago
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We are sure there are those who prefer to skip the fishing bit and just pay for what they want, we are more your fancy aquarium types, like watching them (without touching) and being watched back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).
b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).
c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).
d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).
Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view Funnier the better."
with a rod ,hook em and trawl em in put the tiddlers back mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m a generalist...a mixture of a, b and c.
I always throw them back in the water once caught though...I’m responsible like that "
ya but are they still alive when you throw them back in!!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a fabulous goldfish at home but he gets bored swimming around just looking at me and prefers if a use A. B. And C so I can come home and tell him about the carps, trout and occasional angel fish I find. As longs as don't bring home any crabs !! "
id worry about the lobsters!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We are sure there are those who prefer to skip the fishing bit and just pay for what they want, we are more your fancy aquarium types, like watching them (without touching) and being watched back. "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a) Let your potential suitors come to you? (Lure fishing).
b) Seek out specific people and message them? (Spear fish).
c) Use the Forum/Clubs/Socials to mingle? (Environmentaly friendly fishing).
d) Message anyone with a pulse? (Dynamite fishing).
Please feel free to add any of your own for submission. Or debate it if I've got it wrong.. Will happily change them if there's a majority view Funnier the better.with a rod ,hook em and trawl em in put the tiddlers back mind "
An all rounder, a real fisherman with passion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I started with B but have been surprised at the success of C and how often it leads to A.
All good. I think C is the winning approach."
I'd agree.. if you're prepared to travel to the best fishing spots.. C is a great option.
Although I'm sure Socials/Clubs and Forum could be given their own fishing terms. |
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler "
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm "
Nice lob-worm  I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that |
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm
Nice lob-worm I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that "
Okay but didn't want to use Maggot |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm
Nice lob-worm I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that
Okay but didn't want to use Maggot "
I've never had any complaints about my maggot (where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?) |
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm
Nice lob-worm I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that
Okay but didn't want to use Maggot
I've never had any complaints about my maggot (where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)"
Best leave this before we insult you
Just our sense if humour (in the gutter) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm
Nice lob-worm I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that
Okay but didn't want to use Maggot
I've never had any complaints about my maggot (where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)
Best leave this before we insult you
Just our sense if humour (in the gutter)"
It's ok I've got thick skin surrounding me and my maggot Joke away.. I can take it. |
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"A and C
Sometimes bring out the pole for the long drawn out ones
*Ahem I believe Worcestershire isn t a bad place to land the odd Whopper
Or a little tiddler
Only teasing by the way, nice lob worm
Nice lob-worm I'm not sure if I prefer tiddler or that
Okay but didn't want to use Maggot
I've never had any complaints about my maggot (where is the bawling your eyes out emoji?)
Best leave this before we insult you
Just our sense if humour (in the gutter)
It's ok I've got thick skin surrounding me and my maggot Joke away.. I can take it. "
Hook, line and sinker. |
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"Fly fishing
Pretending that you have something tasty, wave it around frantically wait until someone shows interest.
All the 'couples' where only one partner plays (or exists) "
Just watch how many profiles appear with J R Hartley in their names. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Fly fishing
Pretending that you have something tasty, wave it around frantically wait until someone shows interest.
All the 'couples' where only one partner plays (or exists) "
lmfao.. good definition |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I used to rely on luring them in but I like to go straight in for the kill these days "
Good! Do you find that type of fishing results with more successful trophy winning fish? Rather than landing the boots, shopping trolleys and other such debris littered in the Fablous rivers and Oceans?
I think most men love a surprise, unsolicited message, even if it isn't a match, I doubt you'll get a negative "Fuck you" Kind of response. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In fact I employ a large number of fishing techniques, but, wherever possible I try to stick to fresh water fishing as there is less tendency for the bate to attract crabs "
There are such a thing as freshwater crabs.. and Crayfish in UK waters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fishing...isnt that for another place.
Maybe I should go back to hunting. Now where's my spear "
No hunting here Hine Fisherman's paradise only.. if you'd like to start one on hunting I'd be only to keen to jump in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do my best to repel them, but some seem immune to my repellent. However I’ve resisted the temptation to meet the few that are immune as I couldn’t meet anyone with such poor taste as to wish to meet me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Remember there is very little difference between fishing and sitting gormlessly at the side of a lake."
That's lure fishing.. try spear fishing instead |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lure them in... hide for a while... and catch them with my spear when they don't expect it... although it somehow sounds wrong to speak of my spear "
I'm picturing a deliriously _appy squirrel with a speargun and a plan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle
Hassle of what? Having fun? Or being rejected? "
Messaging first is fun to you? Righty o can't be arsed to attempt to put shitloads of effort into a first message that will probably get lost with the tens (probably hundreds) of others Just to be deleted. Waste of time ini |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A. I never mail anyone first anymore. Saves the hassle
Hassle of what? Having fun? Or being rejected?
Messaging first is fun to you? Righty o can't be arsed to attempt to put shitloads of effort into a first message that will probably get lost with the tens (probably hundreds) of others Just to be deleted. Waste of time ini"
I don't do it very often. I tend to end up talking to a Lurking catfish. I sing for my supper on the Forum usually. I have a couple of FWB and I'm also very happybto go travel to the best fishing spots. Not one for the breeding ponds (clubs ) so much. I'm not dead against Spearfishing though.. I've got a good aim and I'm selective about the fish I stalk. Learn as much as i can about specific species from the information that's available. If I miss, I miss. If I hit.. it's fish supper that night. I like the sport.. the unknown, the battle of man versus nature. If I caught a Marlin everytime, it would be exciting anymore. I'd lose the thrill. |
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