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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My girlfriend was at friends hen night tonight and called me too say the naked butlers wer dropping her off as they had to pass our area anyway , she had called to see if I would watch out and if I could bring them down some beers as a thank you , of course I said was the least I could do, and she told me she was feeling so excited at being in the van only girl with 4 sexy half naked men , I knew what was coming so I intervened and said why don’t they just come up for a beer instead , and I got out her little pink panties and lace bra with stockings and black heels , as they entered I showed the boys into front room and asked them to give us a minute , I quickly stripped her and licked her soaking pussy as I new I wouldn’t get near it rest of the night , she then slowly entered the room and began to tease everyone before stopping over one with the biggest thickest cock , she told me to come over I’m standing behind him and she mounted him pulled her pants to the side and slid down on his shaft while pulling me in for a kiss I continued to kiss her as she took him ball deep she has came 4 times now and the others have still to have a shot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s happening live now as I type that’s why not in fantasy..
if true fab!!!
But why the feck would you be typing on here if happening for real????"
I think it's clear to see the OP is a generous man. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"It’s happening live now as I type that’s why not in fantasy..
if true fab!!!
But why the feck would you be typing on here if happening for real????
I think it's clear to see the OP is a generous man."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I recently moved house (last week) so should actually update acc status , the butlers had hot pants back on with apron bow tie and suit jackets that’s how they entered ... and I have been joining in now and then hence the delay in replying , they had stopped for a drink 10 mins ago and I got too taste all the lovely juices flowing out of holly’s legs shaking uncontrollably and boobs pussy face and ass drenched in cum , I’m back to typing now they are currently selecting an outfit for her to change into I think she’s really liking a certain one she exploded on his cock and I’ve never saw that look in her eyes before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently moved house (last week) so should actually update acc status , the butlers had hot pants back on with apron bow tie and suit jackets that’s how they entered ... and I have been joining in now and then hence the delay in replying , they had stopped for a drink 10 mins ago and I got too taste all the lovely juices flowing out of holly’s legs shaking uncontrollably and boobs pussy face and ass drenched in cum , I’m back to typing now they are currently selecting an outfit for her to change into I think she’s really liking a certain one she exploded on his cock and I’ve never saw that look in her eyes before "
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"I recently moved house (last week) so should actually update acc status , the butlers had hot pants back on with apron bow tie and suit jackets that’s how they entered ... and I have been joining in now and then hence the delay in replying , they had stopped for a drink 10 mins ago and I got too taste all the lovely juices flowing out of holly’s legs shaking uncontrollably and boobs pussy face and ass drenched in cum , I’m back to typing now they are currently selecting an outfit for her to change into I think she’s really liking a certain one she exploded on his cock and I’ve never saw that look in her eyes before "
That look in her eyes? Is she sat in bed next to you, arms folded, looking on in disbelief? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Not really as the butlers are tested regularly and so do we , plus holly said it’s not the same she likes to feel her lips sliding up and down the shaft and creaming on it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"No one has said anything so i guess not , I’m going To have to go to the garage for smokes anyway so I’ll be away for 20 mins "
Please don't say you are leaving her alone with complete strangers  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Not really as the butlers are tested regularly and so do we , plus holly said it’s not the same she likes to feel her lips sliding up and down the shaft and creaming on it "
Ok good luck with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really as the butlers are tested regularly and so do we , plus holly said it’s not the same she likes to feel her lips sliding up and down the shaft and creaming on it "
That may be but not very respectful to their wives and gf who aren't choosing to be part of it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Not really as the butlers are tested regularly and so do we , plus holly said it’s not the same she likes to feel her lips sliding up and down the shaft and creaming on it "
Your test results are only as good as the day you are tested. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m back all is good I don’t even know if she had noticed I was away when I left she was spread across the kitchen table with her legs over ones shoulder while he was ball deep she was trying to squeal and writher her spunk splashing everywhere over me aswell as i type but her screams are almost silent as she has a set of shaven balls in her mouth as another kneels over her |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"I’m back all is good I don’t even know if she had noticed I was away when I left she was spread across the kitchen table with her legs over ones shoulder while he was ball deep she was trying to squeal and writher her spunk splashing everywhere over me aswell as i type but her screams are almost silent as she has a set of shaven balls in her mouth as another kneels over her "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!"
I know, it's worrying me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!
I know, it's worrying me too "
Their monthly testing will keep them safe...it’s a butler thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!"
Theyre Scottish. Theyre used to kilts! (I'm Scottish, I'm allowed to make stereotypical jokes ) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!
I know, it's worrying me too
Their monthly testing will keep them safe...it’s a butler thing"
Haha |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!
Theyre Scottish. Theyre used to kilts! (I'm Scottish, I'm allowed to make stereotypical jokes )"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is the butlers day job? Or do they drive around day and night in the mystery machine eating Scooby snacks .. waiting on girls knicker elastic to burst when they show their hot pants?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am calling bullshit on this one. I am
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Me too "
Really? Don't you guys give a running commentary on a social media swingers site when YOU'RE having multiple partner sex?
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
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"I am calling bullshit on this one. I am
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Me too
Really? Don't you guys give a running commentary on a social media swingers site when YOU'RE having multiple partner sex?
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Not when I'm involved lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one has said anything so i guess not , I’m going To have to go to the garage for smokes anyway so I’ll be away for 20 mins "
I think we'll all need a smoke too . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No one has said anything so i guess not , I’m going To have to go to the garage for smokes anyway so I’ll be away for 20 mins
Please don't say you are leaving her alone with complete strangers "
Was just thinking that..... Ace bloke |
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"The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP ! "
So they are all repeaters then given we've already got multiple cum shots in thongs and vagina. Perhaps that's another butler thing? Is she on the pill OP or are you excited by the risk of being cuckolded with butler-babies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I recently moved house (last week) so should actually update acc status , the butlers had hot pants back on with apron bow tie and suit jackets that’s how they entered ... and I have been joining in now and then hence the delay in replying , they had stopped for a drink 10 mins ago and I got too taste all the lovely juices flowing out of holly’s legs shaking uncontrollably and boobs pussy face and ass drenched in cum , I’m back to typing now they are currently selecting an outfit for her to change into I think she’s really liking a certain one she exploded on his cock and I’ve never saw that look in her eyes before
That look in her eyes? Is she sat in bed next to you, arms folded, looking on in disbelief?"
 exactly what I thought |
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"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!
I know, it's worrying me too
Their monthly testing will keep them safe...it’s a butler thing"
And a hair salon manager thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP ! "
Are you secretly Jay out of The inbetweeners?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP !
Are you secretly Jay out of The inbetweeners?? "
Nah, can't be. Jay's stories are all true. No word of a lie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fascinating insight into the after hours lives of buttlers. Looking forward to seeing pics of 'holly' in flagrante delicto - she sounds lovely. I'm worried about the underwear drawer though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im still a bit concerned about these poor men out in glasgow at this time of night with no proper trousers on!..seems very lax of them not to remember their clothes given that its so cold!"
I'm concerned I misspelled butler. I do hope they got home safely though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A fascinating insight into the after hours lives of buttlers. Looking forward to seeing pics of 'holly' in flagrante delicto - she sounds lovely. I'm worried about the underwear drawer though."
No real woman would let randoms go through her undie drawer ....period pants lol |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP !
Are you secretly Jay out of The inbetweeners??
Nah, can't be. Jay's stories are all true. No word of a lie. "
Butler wanker!! |
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I’m rather concerned that with all the beer drinking, fucking, cumming and wanking going on the butlers forgot to nominate a designated driver and they all had to stop over last night. The poor girl must be truly exhausted by now.
And that will be some walk of shame out to the car this morning for the performing butlers . . .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well a true leastbeing butlers they'll clean the house and do you both a cuppa before they leave , Ye lyin toss pot "
This thread has really cheered me up |
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"My girlfriend was at friends hen night tonight and called me too say the naked butlers wer dropping her off as they had to pass our area anyway , she had called to see if I would watch out and if I could bring them down some beers as a thank you , of course I said was the least I could do, and she told me she was feeling so excited at being in the van only girl with 4 sexy half naked men , I knew what was coming so I intervened and said why don’t they just come up for a beer instead , and I got out her little pink panties and lace bra with stockings and black heels , as they entered I showed the boys into front room and asked them to give us a minute , I quickly stripped her and licked her soaking pussy as I new I wouldn’t get near it rest of the night , she then slowly entered the room and began to tease everyone before stopping over one with the biggest thickest cock , she told me to come over I’m standing behind him and she mounted him pulled her pants to the side and slid down on his shaft while pulling me in for a kiss I continued to kiss her as she took him ball deep she has came 4 times now and the others have still to have a shot "
Was the van a crew cab or were there naked butlers being thrown around in the back of a normal van ?
I think it's important that we know the full facts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!! "
I don't know it's got me googling horny butlers. He had a better Friday night than me, imagination or not |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!! "
What an absolutely awful thing to say to someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah? You could close your eyes and imagine a situation and then place it on here as a narrative to a non fictional actual happening now event too if that makes your a Friday night too. But I wouldn't it's sad.
Horny naked butlers are undoubtedly available nationally and if you do actually meet some I am sure we would all love to hear about it....in the appropriate section please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!!
What an absolutely awful thing to say to someone. "
Hope that's irony and not sympathy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The butlers are having a beer and smoke now for the last 15 mins she has been on the rug in the middle of the room fucking herself with her dildo and enticing everyone to come and shoot on her I’m holding her hair back and and kissing her knock and ears and getting splashed again as the dildo thrusts I’m bursting her juices and the butlers spunk back out her pussy , they have been in her underwear drawer and and wanking into her thongs and feeding her them for her to lick the spunk off , she has just this minute got me to send a Snapchat of her with 4 dicks on her face too her best friend saying get here ASAP ! "
Oh yeh!! You wish. Lmao |
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"I’m rather concerned that with all the beer drinking, fucking, cumming and wanking going on the butlers forgot to nominate a designated driver and they all had to stop over last night. The poor girl must be truly exhausted by now.
And that will be some walk of shame out to the car this morning for the performing butlers . . .
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the hot pants will look silly in the day time! |
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"I’m rather concerned that with all the beer drinking, fucking, cumming and wanking going on the butlers forgot to nominate a designated driver and they all had to stop over last night. The poor girl must be truly exhausted by now.
And that will be some walk of shame out to the car this morning for the performing butlers . . .
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Brilliant . Best walk of shame ever!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no.... 5 totally naked 38HH nubile blonde fully shaven concubines have just forced my kitchen window, ruined my flash clean immitation granite work tops with their mucky feet and have marched into my living room. They have all lined up across the front my tv thus preventing me from continuing to view Football Focus. They are demanding that I satisfy each of them in turn and produce a new world record for orgasms managed before a Saturday lunchtime Sky Prenier League Fixture.
I will start in a minute, just got to nip to corner shop for a tin of corn beef for me tea.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah? You could close your eyes and imagine a situation and then place it on here as a narrative to a non fictional actual happening now event too if that makes your a Friday night too. But I wouldn't it's sad.
Horny naked butlers are undoubtedly available nationally and if you do actually meet some I am sure we would all love to hear about it....in the appropriate section please. "
As sad as the poor fifth horny butler who took the night off from work, and will never know the joy of a night of debauchery.
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"My girlfriend was at friends hen night tonight and called me too say the naked butlers wer dropping her off as they had to pass our area anyway , she had called to see if I would watch out and if I could bring them down some beers as a thank you , of course I said was the least I could do, and she told me she was feeling so excited at being in the van only girl with 4 sexy half naked men , I knew what was coming so I intervened and said why don’t they just come up for a beer instead , and I got out her little pink panties and lace bra with stockings and black heels , as they entered I showed the boys into front room and asked them to give us a minute , I quickly stripped her and licked her soaking pussy as I new I wouldn’t get near it rest of the night , she then slowly entered the room and began to tease everyone before stopping over one with the biggest thickest cock , she told me to come over I’m standing behind him and she mounted him pulled her pants to the side and slid down on his shaft while pulling me in for a kiss I continued to kiss her as she took him ball deep she has came 4 times now and the others have still to have a shot
Was the van a crew cab or were there naked butlers being thrown around in the back of a normal van ?
I think it's important that we know the full facts"
Definitely a health and safety risk here..... and also a possible road traffic offence to be taken into consideration |
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Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!!
What an absolutely awful thing to say to someone.
Hope that's irony and not sympathy"
It's neither. |
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"Oh no.... 5 totally naked 38HH nubile blonde fully shaven concubines have just forced my kitchen window, ruined my flash clean immitation granite work tops with their mucky feet and have marched into my living room. They have all lined up across the front my tv thus preventing me from continuing to view Football Focus. They are demanding that I satisfy each of them in turn and produce a new world record for orgasms managed before a Saturday lunchtime Sky Prenier League Fixture.
I will start in a minute, just got to nip to corner shop for a tin of corn beef for me tea...."
Well done for keeping them waiting and popping onto fab to give us the latest. I know that would be my first thought. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s happening live now as I type that’s why not in fantasy..
if true fab!!!
But why the feck would you be typing on here if happening for real????"
Cracking good point there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no.... 5 totally naked 38HH nubile blonde fully shaven concubines have just forced my kitchen window, ruined my flash clean immitation granite work tops with their mucky feet and have marched into my living room. They have all lined up across the front my tv thus preventing me from continuing to view Football Focus. They are demanding that I satisfy each of them in turn and produce a new world record for orgasms managed before a Saturday lunchtime Sky Prenier League Fixture.
I will start in a minute, just got to nip to corner shop for a tin of corn beef for me tea...."
That's so bloody typical of women..... i mean the cheek of standing infront of the tele while you're watching it.
I hope the mucky pups get to cleaning your kitching up while you're at the shop and get the kettle on when you get back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no.... 5 totally naked 38HH nubile blonde fully shaven concubines have just forced my kitchen window, ruined my flash clean immitation granite work tops with their mucky feet and have marched into my living room. They have all lined up across the front my tv thus preventing me from continuing to view Football Focus. They are demanding that I satisfy each of them in turn and produce a new world record for orgasms managed before a Saturday lunchtime Sky Prenier League Fixture.
I will start in a minute, just got to nip to corner shop for a tin of corn beef for me tea....
Well done for keeping them waiting and popping onto fab to give us the latest. I know that would be my first thought. "
Be sure to send them back to the kitchen to clean off the dirty footprints from your scrupulously clean imitation granite worktop before you satisfy them all.
The nerve of some women....no respect for imitation granite!!! |
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily "
The whole story smells funny?..... bet his girlfriend smells funny too |
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily "
I once emerge landed a 747 jumbo jet occupied by 40 nymphomaniacs on their way to a therapy session. For saving their lives I was rewarded with 3 full days of unrepeatable sexual depravity that left me with mental trauma that I still have nightmares about now.
72 hours of the most adult filth yoy could ever believe, atisfied in turn repeatedly by 40 sexualy insane women for 72 amazing hours.
Sadly I left the photos in the cockpit of the plane, so even though not posted for evidence, the photos DO exist..... |
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"I recently moved house (last week) so should actually update acc status , the butlers had hot pants back on with apron bow tie and suit jackets that’s how they entered ... and I have been joining in now and then hence the delay in replying , they had stopped for a drink 10 mins ago and I got too taste all the lovely juices flowing out of holly’s legs shaking uncontrollably and boobs pussy face and ass drenched in cum , I’m back to typing now they are currently selecting an outfit for her to change into I think she’s really liking a certain one she exploded on his cock and I’ve never saw that look in her eyes before
That look in her eyes? Is she sat in bed next to you, arms folded, looking on in disbelief?"
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily
The whole story smells funny?..... bet his girlfriend smells funny too "
Prob or rubber |
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily
I once emerge landed a 747 jumbo jet occupied by 40 nymphomaniacs on their way to a therapy session. For saving their lives I was rewarded with 3 full days of unrepeatable sexual depravity that left me with mental trauma that I still have nightmares about now.
72 hours of the most adult filth yoy could ever believe, atisfied in turn repeatedly by 40 sexualy insane women for 72 amazing hours.
Sadly I left the photos in the cockpit of the plane, so even though not posted for evidence, the photos DO exist..... "
Was there not a black box to record all the bumps on the plane??? |
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"My girlfriend was at friends hen night tonight and called me too say the naked butlers wer dropping her off as they had to pass our area anyway , she had called to see if I would watch out and if I could bring them down some beers as a thank you , of course I said was the least I could do, and she told me she was feeling so excited at being in the van only girl with 4 sexy half naked men , I knew what was coming so I intervened and said why don’t they just come up for a beer instead , and I got out her little pink panties and lace bra with stockings and black heels , as they entered I showed the boys into front room and asked them to give us a minute , I quickly stripped her and licked her soaking pussy as I new I wouldn’t get near it rest of the night , she then slowly entered the room and began to tease everyone before stopping over one with the biggest thickest cock , she told me to come over I’m standing behind him and she mounted him pulled her pants to the side and slid down on his shaft while pulling me in for a kiss I continued to kiss her as she took him ball deep she has came 4 times now and the others have still to have a shot "
You have done something i never thought possible OP.
I can not believe I am saying this. You have made 50 shades of grey look like a a masterful piece of erotica. |
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily
I once emerge landed a 747 jumbo jet occupied by 40 nymphomaniacs on their way to a therapy session. For saving their lives I was rewarded with 3 full days of unrepeatable sexual depravity that left me with mental trauma that I still have nightmares about now.
72 hours of the most adult filth yoy could ever believe, atisfied in turn repeatedly by 40 sexualy insane women for 72 amazing hours.
Sadly I left the photos in the cockpit of the plane, so even though not posted for evidence, the photos DO exist.....
Was there not a black box to record all the bumps on the plane??? "
Sadly no, many of the nymphomaniacs were squirters and since we started our 72 hour gratitude marathon inside the cockpit the liquids and bodily fluids shorted out the electrical circuitry and rendered all recorded information unreadable.
It's a sad state of affairs but I assure you. This event DID happen. |
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"My girlfriend was at friends hen night tonight and called me too say the naked butlers wer dropping her off as they had to pass our area anyway , she had called to see if I would watch out and if I could bring them down some beers as a thank you , of course I said was the least I could do, and she told me she was feeling so excited at being in the van only girl with 4 sexy half naked men , I knew what was coming so I intervened and said why don’t they just come up for a beer instead , and I got out her little pink panties and lace bra with stockings and black heels , as they entered I showed the boys into front room and asked them to give us a minute , I quickly stripped her and licked her soaking pussy as I new I wouldn’t get near it rest of the night , she then slowly entered the room and began to tease everyone before stopping over one with the biggest thickest cock , she told me to come over I’m standing behind him and she mounted him pulled her pants to the side and slid down on his shaft while pulling me in for a kiss I continued to kiss her as she took him ball deep she has came 4 times now and the others have still to have a shot
You have done something i never thought possible OP.
I can not believe I am saying this. You have made 50 shades of grey look like a a masterful piece of erotica. "
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"Don’t give up your day job to become a writer, whole story smells funny, more fantasy than reality. Easy enough to have taken pics without giving away a persons ID. So in short, no pics, didn’t happen. An I stand to be corrected happily
I once emerge landed a 747 jumbo jet occupied by 40 nymphomaniacs on their way to a therapy session. For saving their lives I was rewarded with 3 full days of unrepeatable sexual depravity that left me with mental trauma that I still have nightmares about now.
72 hours of the most adult filth yoy could ever believe, atisfied in turn repeatedly by 40 sexualy insane women for 72 amazing hours.
Sadly I left the photos in the cockpit of the plane, so even though not posted for evidence, the photos DO exist.....
Was there not a black box to record all the bumps on the plane???
Sadly no, many of the nymphomaniacs were squirters and since we started our 72 hour gratitude marathon inside the cockpit the liquids and bodily fluids shorted out the electrical circuitry and rendered all recorded information unreadable.
It's a sad state of affairs but I assure you. This event DID happen. "
bet there was only 3 or 4 of them |
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"Badly thought through story and written with no alacrity or descriptive nuance.
Incredibly unbelievable scenario that insults the intelligence of everyone that you thought might give it a solitary grain of serious consideration.
I suggest that in future when you think of what you consider a horny and plausible scenario, you put your phone down, get your cock out, close your eyes and tug to your pathetic little hearts desire...alone and without bullshitting on here!!
What an absolutely awful thing to say to someone. "
I agree... think people have been overly harsh here. So what if it wasn’t real... no need for a total character assassination. The cliquiness and mob mentality here is a bit disappointing sometimes  |
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Looking forward to tonight's "true story" when his imaginary partner breaks down and is picked up.by the passing England rugby team bus, and all the players are only wearing shorts as their kit has been stolen. Cut to the end when all 15 when their pricks up her arse at the same time..... |
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"Looking forward to tonight's "true story" when his imaginary partner breaks down and is picked up.by the passing England rugby team bus, and all the players are only wearing shorts as their kit has been stolen. Cut to the end when all 15 when their pricks up her arse at the same time....."
nah the England team won't be in the mood for a gang bang tonight after their annihilation on the pitch!  |
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