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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The hourly rate is normally a real passion killer "
Really? I've not stumbled across that on a profile yet, did have a woman in Bristol ask me in a message though. Cheeky bint. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly."
You've been reading my profile again haven't you!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all! "
This  no effort put in either so either they know they are going to get a million messages or genuinely can’t be arsed at anything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly.
You've been reading my profile again haven't you! "
Was more concerned someone would slam me for mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This no effort put in either so either they know they are going to get a million messages or genuinely can’t be arsed at anything"
They expect the perfect message from a mind reader  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The endless list of
I don’t do this....
You don’t do that...
That’s not going to happen....
I’m not interested if....
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Yup.. there are ways and means of saying this, mostly in private if things get that far. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mention Sydney University in mine
You do but your profile text is longer than the warning & is funny!"
My whole profile is a warning To those with any sense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The people who say they have a sexy bucket list.....no thanks. "
Oh I don't mind that.. at least it tells me some of their creative and brave bits.. that changes if I'm expected to meet those lists though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Demanding profiles. And really bad spelling or text speak"
If she's stunning and funny.. I may just pretend I didn't read it correctly. It's not a game-over-gopper for me just yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This and shouty capitals for me. "
What if it's one that screams "FILL IN LATER?" Arrange a meet just to give them a kicking?  |
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This and shouty capitals for me.
What if it's one that screams "FILL IN LATER?" Arrange a meet just to give them a kicking? "
Right, how did you get my password? I thought it was rather a hard one?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This and shouty capitals for me.
What if it's one that screams "FILL IN LATER?" Arrange a meet just to give them a kicking?
Right, how did you get my password? I thought it was rather a hard one?? "
Sneaky Beaky  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"no this, no that, just ask as I can't be fucking asked to actually write down what I am after in case I don't meet anyone's criteria..."
Jump through these 15 hoops, on one leg, whilst holding an erection strong enough to juggle chainsaws with.. whilst performing a faultless rendition of "Always look on the bright side of life"... Then you may fuck my wife... provided your message is pitch perfect what we're searching for, you must also be able to mind read, as we haven't provided any data other than NOT ALLOWED!  |
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By *eziahWoman
over a year ago
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I tend to read the profile before clicking on the pictures. Maybe that's a male/female divide thing, or maybe that's just me. People paint themselves in words to me far better than their picture can; I'm far more interested in a persons mind than their external appearance. So, a profile that lacks any sense of warmth, imagination,intellect or humour is a no-no. As is, as has been already said, 'will update later' when they've been on for ages, and don't get me started on the 'add me on kik, my username is bighardgirthycock69' types. |
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This and shouty capitals for me.
What if it's one that screams "FILL IN LATER?" Arrange a meet just to give them a kicking?
Right, how did you get my password? I thought it was rather a hard one??
Sneaky Beaky "
I'm impressed. But, you gave it away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all! "
Fill in later is almost eloquent compared with the profile txt that just says....
;-) |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
Shouty NO THIS //// NO THAT //// DONT MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU ARE PERFECT //// PUT RUBBERGLOVES IN YOUR MESSAGE TITLE TO PROVE YOU READ MY PROFILE
Usually those profiles belong to a complete fruitcake |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"Shouty NO THIS //// NO THAT //// DONT MESSAGE ME UNLESS YOU ARE PERFECT //// PUT RUBBERGLOVES IN YOUR MESSAGE TITLE TO PROVE YOU READ MY PROFILE
Usually those profiles belong to a complete fruitcake "
I'm not shouty but I do essentially say men have to be perfect, but I'm actually looking for women so I cut myself some slack there if no one else does.
Actually worked in cutting down the number of men who message me though, down to about 5 or 6 a day... I couldn't tell you the last time I arranged a meet with a guy like haha |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly."
Haha. Your porifile text is ace.
Nastiness is my major turn off. There are many and varying forms of this of course. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw one this week that said "No winks or you will be blocked!"
Wtf? How is that offensive.
Come on someone is just trying to appreciate you/ like you!
Anyways - I wanted to wink at the hot couple in question but didnt because this clearly stated they are dicks!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I saw one this week that said "No winks or you will be blocked!"
Wtf? How is that offensive.
Come on someone is just trying to appreciate you/ like you!
Anyways - I wanted to wink at the hot couple in question but didnt because this clearly stated they are dicks!
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I understand people who don't want winks from certain types of people. I employ the same method - even though I give no warning they'll be blocked for doing so... I've found if I do... it only encourages them more. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly.
Haha. Your porifile text is ace.
Nastiness is my major turn off. There are many and varying forms of this of course."
cheers dude.. the result of many attempts.. but I'm getting there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think the worse ones I've seen that put me off are the ones with hardly anything written and the only photos are extreme close ups. So you end up with no idea of what they actually look like or what they want.
In a side note the people who put me off most are the women who wanna play while their bloke watches and don't get that that would be uncomfortable for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think the worse ones I've seen that put me off are the ones with hardly anything written and the only photos are extreme close ups. So you end up with no idea of what they actually look like or what they want.
In a side note the people who put me off most are the women who wanna play while their bloke watches and don't get that that would be uncomfortable for me. "
I agree with the photos.. not so much with the couples.. I'm no exhibitionist, but I'm not shy either. I've spoken and played with enough couples to understand my presence may actually be fulfilling their romantic/sexual needs.. provided he's a decent bloke, respectful of my boundaries.. I've no issue there.. I don't think.. I've not really done it.. cuckolding is a little off putting though, I don't want to degrade the poor guy, even if it's pretend and he's asking me to.. nope, no thankyou. |
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"Do you ever see a profile pic and go mmmh.. click on the pictures... mmmmmmmmmmhhhh... Go on to read the profile and think.. Aw Hell No!
What makes an otherwise physically attractive person turn instantly ugly to you?
Longwinded, crap profile by the OP can be left out of the conversation thankyou kindly.
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Yep |
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Seen lots of profiles, with decent pics, think "hmmm not bad" but then with practically no information, just a few basic lines followed by "anything you want to know just ask"
Just strikes me as lazy.
OK I know writing a profile isn't easy, but a bit of effort is required, I'd assume a person who couldn't put effort into their bio couldn't put into having a decent conversation too
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“Fill in later” worst profiles! Even if the pics are amazing. It shows no personality at all!
This no effort put in either so either they know they are going to get a million messages or genuinely can’t be arsed at anything"
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one this week that said "No winks or you will be blocked!"
Wtf? How is that offensive.
Come on someone is just trying to appreciate you/ like you!
Anyways - I wanted to wink at the hot couple in question but didnt because this clearly stated they are dicks!
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For balance, we think people who send winks are dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gopping, love that word. In fact use it quite regularly myself.
It belongs to a certain kind of person with a special background I believe  "
When I was younger, it was a way to describe someone who we thought were hanging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one this week that said "No winks or you will be blocked!"
Wtf? How is that offensive.
Come on someone is just trying to appreciate you/ like you!
Anyways - I wanted to wink at the hot couple in question but didnt because this clearly stated they are dicks!
For balance, we think people who send winks are dicks."
Just sent you a wink!
Hope you enjoy!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw one this week that said "No winks or you will be blocked!"
Wtf? How is that offensive.
Come on someone is just trying to appreciate you/ like you!
Anyways - I wanted to wink at the hot couple in question but didnt because this clearly stated they are dicks!
For balance, we think people who send winks are dicks.
Just sent you a wink!
Hope you enjoy!! Lol"
Thank you for your appreciation and or like of us. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gopping, love that word. In fact use it quite regularly myself.
It belongs to a certain kind of person with a special background I believe
When I was younger, it was a way to describe someone who we thought were hanging "
I know it from the army.. but we had loads of Taffs in our Corps.. so it may be a Welsh thing for all I know really |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally I find mega negative profile text a turn of ....
Here’s 100000000 things I hate about humans and find unacceptable ..... oh and if youre not those message me. |
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