Up to the nuts in guts

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nothing better than some deep toxic pipe poking.

Wipe it on the curtains after then out for a few pints with the lads.

By *arkside2698Man over a year ago

luton

Who says the art of seduction is dead?!

By *ootleCouple over a year ago

Romford, Essex

oh you smoothe talking old romantic !

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's like saying "her lass there the cloth , clean yourself up, I'm off to the pub"

So........what the most cringing lines you have heard of late ???

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My knickers just fell off

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My knickers just fell off

I creamed mine first

Did I really type that lol

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Knew you would all love it lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just been slightly sick in my mouth

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just been slightly sick in my mouth

Spit it out then lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My knickers just fell off

I creamed mine first

Did I really type that lol "

By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Have to say your current status has me laughing, I hope the joke was intentional