House christening

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just moved into my house and trying to come up with some ideas on how to christen it. Any suggestions?

By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

"Just moved into my house and trying to come up with some ideas on how to christen it. Any suggestions?"

Wee in the corner of each room? Invite your new neighbours over for some debauched filth? Or the more conventional housewarming party?

Mrs x

By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

A priest ?

By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Have sex in every room and cupboard?

By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just moved into my house and trying to come up with some ideas on how to christen it. Any suggestions?

Wee in the corner of each room? Invite your new neighbours over for some debauched filth? Or the more conventional housewarming party?

Mrs x "

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about weeing in each room!

By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

"Just moved into my house and trying to come up with some ideas on how to christen it. Any suggestions?

Wee in the corner of each room? Invite your new neighbours over for some debauched filth? Or the more conventional housewarming party?

Mrs x

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about weeing in each room! "

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have sex on the kitchen counter, classic.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just moved into my house and trying to come up with some ideas on how to christen it. Any suggestions?

Wee in the corner of each room? Invite your new neighbours over for some debauched filth? Or the more conventional housewarming party?

Mrs x

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about weeing in each room!

Haha well I should probably mark my territory

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have sex in every room and cupboard?"

One cupboard is particularly small. Would be an interesting fit and test my flexibility.