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over a year ago
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Please please guys of Fab, sort your condoms out! I've had so many meets spoilt because the guy has pulled out a dodgy selection pack of crappy condoms the thickness of inner tubes. They don't fit, they roll up as soon as he moves, they make his dick look like it should have a shotgun and be holding up a bank. We spend ages messing around with them and, surprise, the moment is lost.
Squishing your proud manhood into an ill fitting condom makes it, and me, very sad. Please guys, take advantage of the plethora of great condoms in different sizes out there and invest! Seriously, I'm worth 80p a shag! |
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Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration  |
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"Please please guys of Fab, sort your condoms out! I've had so many meets spoilt because the guy has pulled out a dodgy selection pack of crappy condoms the thickness of inner tubes. They don't fit, they roll up as soon as he moves, they make his dick look like it should have a shotgun and be holding up a bank. We spend ages messing around with them and, surprise, the moment is lost.
Squishing your proud manhood into an ill fitting condom makes it, and me, very sad. Please guys, take advantage of the plethora of great condoms in different sizes out there and invest! Seriously, I'm worth 80p a shag!"
Ha ha !! Holding up a bank made me laugh ! I wanna put one on now just to see lol  |
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Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality |
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality"
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway. |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration "
Wow! Were they masterly with other things? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Before a meet last year I popped into a chemist and asked the assistant for condoms, she asked "small, medium or large?" 'Large of course" I replied, she gave me a box of 5000... |
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I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here . |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Wow! Were they masterly with other things?"
Masterly deceptive |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration "
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them. |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?"
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.  |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them."
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward |
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"I’d always have my own rather than expect someone else to take responsibility, particularly as I’m allergic to latex ones. "
I do have my own. But I DO expect fully grown, sexually active men to have decent contraception. We're not showing our winkies in a sandbox. |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard. "
Well as I said above a significant number of the single guys we've met didn't even bring them.
I'm not sure what the thought process was there.
Do men have reserve condoms?
I think its more likely that they have no need to use them in their "real" life so aren't really aware that things have moved on condom wise. |
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway."
It has happened so often that I am wondering whether significant numbers of men turn up with crap condoms, make a big fuss and some people say 'Oh never mind, let's bareback'. These are employed, articulate, experienced, SINGLE fabbers.
Oh dear, I was trying not to turn this into a rant. |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them.
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward "
It was very awkward, when I put my hand down there, to find not was happening. 'Oh, that doesn't work' they said.
The best bit was when I suggested trying Viagra for another meet. 'You are making me feel like a piece of meat, rejecting me just because one bit doesn't work'  |
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway.
It has happened so often that I am wondering whether significant numbers of men turn up with crap condoms, make a big fuss and some people say 'Oh never mind, let's bareback'. These are employed, articulate, experienced, SINGLE fabbers.
Oh dear, I was trying not to turn this into a rant."
None of those criteria have any influence on a guy with an erect penis |
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"Please please guys of Fab, sort your condoms out! I've had so many meets spoilt because the guy has pulled out a dodgy selection pack of crappy condoms the thickness of inner tubes. They don't fit, they roll up as soon as he moves, they make his dick look like it should have a shotgun and be holding up a bank. We spend ages messing around with them and, surprise, the moment is lost.
Squishing your proud manhood into an ill fitting condom makes it, and me, very sad. Please guys, take advantage of the plethora of great condoms in different sizes out there and invest! Seriously, I'm worth 80p a shag!"
Thank you so much for this. Your lucky they bring some. Most turn up empty handed and expect me to provide. I do as I only play safe but come on men step up.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway.
It has happened so often that I am wondering whether significant numbers of men turn up with crap condoms, make a big fuss and some people say 'Oh never mind, let's bareback'. These are employed, articulate, experienced, SINGLE fabbers.
Oh dear, I was trying not to turn this into a rant."
Not as bad as me hijacking your thread |
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"I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here ."
I try very hard to exclude married men and wouldn't want to meet someone who couldn't work out how to spend a fiver of his own money without his partner finding out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I always make sure that a good supply of my favoured brand is available and to hand.
Last year I had an impromptu meet with a girl from here at her hotel, I could't find the ones I favour in the shops on my way there and I fretted about the standard ones I bought, they were perfectly fine but its funny how something like that throws you off kilter.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Even the expensive condoms can just be the wrong fit we bought a multipack and some of the ones just don't fit "
But my guess would be you've tried a few types to find ones that do suit you and have a ready supply of those.. |
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway.
It has happened so often that I am wondering whether significant numbers of men turn up with crap condoms, make a big fuss and some people say 'Oh never mind, let's bareback'. These are employed, articulate, experienced, SINGLE fabbers.
Oh dear, I was trying not to turn this into a rant.
Not as bad as me hijacking your thread "
You're ok. It's making me pace my rants. I just don't think that there are any valid excuses for not having decent condoms to hand for a sex meet if you're on a swinging site tbh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them.
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward
It was very awkward, when I put my hand down there, to find not was happening. 'Oh, that doesn't work' they said.
The best bit was when I suggested trying Viagra for another meet. 'You are making me feel like a piece of meat, rejecting me just because one bit doesn't work' "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here ."
I'm married & don't use them with the wife but i would never dream of meeting a woman without a few good condoms, & getting it up has never been a problem even after a drink or two. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Well as I said above a significant number of the single guys we've met didn't even bring them.
I'm not sure what the thought process was there.
Do men have reserve condoms?
I think its more likely that they have no need to use them in their "real" life so aren't really aware that things have moved on condom wise. "
Did you not feel it showed a total lack of respect for you, not turning up with ANY? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fortunately most condoms fit me. Guess that’s th benefit of having an average sized penis. But then again I need the right condom to be able to feel anything! |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them.
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward
It was very awkward, when I put my hand down there, to find not was happening. 'Oh, that doesn't work' they said.
The best bit was when I suggested trying Viagra for another meet. 'You are making me feel like a piece of meat, rejecting me just because one bit doesn't work' "
Oh Sophee! I am so sorry! Did you take some time for yourself afterwards? |
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"Like how difficult is it. I always get asked if I have condoms. Like come on you contacted me asking me too meet. We’ve chatted for weeks and you can’t even buy a pack of condoms. I’ll always use mine anyway and least I know thier good quality
Yes we used to feel safer when the guy used ours, we knew they were in date and hadn't been tampered with. There were a significant amount of single guys who didn't think they'd need them with a couple anyway.
It has happened so often that I am wondering whether significant numbers of men turn up with crap condoms, make a big fuss and some people say 'Oh never mind, let's bareback'. These are employed, articulate, experienced, SINGLE fabbers.
Oh dear, I was trying not to turn this into a rant.
None of those criteria have any influence on a guy with an erect penis "
So cynical, and evidently so true.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even the expensive condoms can just be the wrong fit we bought a multipack and some of the ones just don't fit
But my guess would be you've tried a few types to find ones that do suit you and have a ready supply of those.."
Yep you're right just said it so people know cost doesn't equal a correct fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ill fitting condoms are why most men think they can't use them.."oh I lose my erection as soon as I try putting one on" yes...because ya need a different size one so it fits properly ya fuck nugget! I used to use latex free ones as latex sometimes irritates me so they couldn't use that excuse either...now I am using latex again, so if someone has an allergy and doesn't have their own protection then they will be very disappointed |
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"Fortunately most condoms fit me. Guess that’s th benefit of having an average sized penis. But then again I need the right condom to be able to feel anything! "
Exactly! There are really good thin, latex free condoms out there that enable guys to feel almost everything. I buy Skins (not Skyns) extra large at less than £5 for 20 from Amazon. |
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"Ill fitting condoms are why most men think they can't use them.."oh I lose my erection as soon as I try putting one on" yes...because ya need a different size one so it fits properly ya fuck nugget! I used to use latex free ones as latex sometimes irritates me so they couldn't use that excuse either...now I am using latex again, so if someone has an allergy and doesn't have their own protection then they will be very disappointed "
Completely agree with the first part of this. Then they try yours and it's a revelation. SO HOW HAVE THEY BEEN FUCKING THEIR OTHER MEETS?
Btw I'm not showing veris from the guilty parties if you're using those as a filter.. |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them.
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward
It was very awkward, when I put my hand down there, to find not was happening. 'Oh, that doesn't work' they said.
The best bit was when I suggested trying Viagra for another meet. 'You are making me feel like a piece of meat, rejecting me just because one bit doesn't work'
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Apparently it is common with men over 50, overweight (2 factors I seek in a man) and smokers. I ask now before a meet is considered. One lives and learns, chalks it down to experience |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard. "
Nothing says 'I love you' like a Lidl 'Value' condom. |
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"Your lucky they could raise him high enough to put a condom on. My last two meets had erectile dysfunction, and didn't tell me. Apparently, sex isn't all about penetration
Blink! Now that would be disappointing if they hadn't said anything and very wrong of them.
Why would you even arrange to meet someone, knowing you couldn’t get up ? That’s gotta be awkward
It was very awkward, when I put my hand down there, to find not was happening. 'Oh, that doesn't work' they said.
The best bit was when I suggested trying Viagra for another meet. 'You are making me feel like a piece of meat, rejecting me just because one bit doesn't work'
Apparently it is common with men over 50, overweight (2 factors I seek in a man) and smokers. I ask now before a meet is considered. One lives and learns, chalks it down to experience "
lol, lucky for me then , i have no problem getting it up & i'm over 50, average build & a non smoker, i better cut back on the cream cakes ! |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a Lidl 'Value' condom. "
We need to collaborate on that range of greetings cards for Swingers.... |
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"I like to get the lady to put it on. It's very arousing and she knows it's done properly. Makes that pause less awkward and less of a mood killer."
Mmmm yes. Long wet kisses while I roll it on. Ear nibbles while I check its right and 'adjust' your balls. |
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We'd always supply our own. Brand new and off the shelf that day, or evening.
It worked for us in the past. That way we were safe in the knowledge that they hadn't been hanging about neglected in some guys jacket pocket or sock drawer gathering dust for ages.
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I love my own little stash of condoms and lube. Can’t get my head around why people do that. I have my own little zip in my holdalls for all my play equipment lol
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"I like to get the lady to put it on. It's very arousing and she knows it's done properly. Makes that pause less awkward and less of a mood killer."
I saw a video once of a woman putting on a condom for a man in her mouth , that has to be the best way |
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I've met men in clubs that when we're getting down and dirty, I ask if they have condoms and they look at me as if I've just asked them to go to lapland. They reply with "I didn't think I'd need any"
I always carry my own skyns latex free in regular and large. If I offer to give a condom, they instantly lose their erection or can't put one on.
I've even had guys who put one on and then remove it when I'm not looking and try to go in stealth mode.
Once I was on an orgy bed, passed a condom to a guy and after he finished, took the condom off and gave it to another guy who quickly put it on. Like WTF? |
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"I've met men in clubs that when we're getting down and dirty, I ask if they have condoms and they look at me as if I've just asked them to go to lapland. They reply with "I didn't think I'd need any"
I always carry my own skyns latex free in regular and large. If I offer to give a condom, they instantly lose their erection or can't put one on.
I've even had guys who put one on and then remove it when I'm not looking and try to go in stealth mode.
Once I was on an orgy bed, passed a condom to a guy and after he finished, took the condom off and gave it to another guy who quickly put it on. Like WTF? "
OMG OMG OMG!!!
I need a stiff drink. It's gone noon. |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Well as I said above a significant number of the single guys we've met didn't even bring them.
I'm not sure what the thought process was there.
Do men have reserve condoms?
I think its more likely that they have no need to use them in their "real" life so aren't really aware that things have moved on condom wise.
Did you not feel it showed a total lack of respect for you, not turning up with ANY? "
Not really. The guys we've met who didn't have any were either new to swinging and thought married people were "safe", married and completely out of touch (we realised afterwards), thought they might get lucky if they hadn't brought any or just assumed we would bring them. Fortunately we respect ourselves enough to always have a selection and if there was ever a second meet the guy always turned up packing a box |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Well as I said above a significant number of the single guys we've met didn't even bring them.
I'm not sure what the thought process was there.
Do men have reserve condoms?
I think its more likely that they have no need to use them in their "real" life so aren't really aware that things have moved on condom wise.
Did you not feel it showed a total lack of respect for you, not turning up with ANY?
Not really. The guys we've met who didn't have any were either new to swinging and thought married people were "safe", married and completely out of touch (we realised afterwards), thought they might get lucky if they hadn't brought any or just assumed we would bring them. Fortunately we respect ourselves enough to always have a selection and if there was ever a second meet the guy always turned up packing a box "
Ok. If you felt that was alright. I wasn't trying to get any righteous indignation going. I feel cross enough about it for everyone. |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Well as I said above a significant number of the single guys we've met didn't even bring them.
I'm not sure what the thought process was there.
Do men have reserve condoms?
I think its more likely that they have no need to use them in their "real" life so aren't really aware that things have moved on condom wise.
Did you not feel it showed a total lack of respect for you, not turning up with ANY?
Not really. The guys we've met who didn't have any were either new to swinging and thought married people were "safe", married and completely out of touch (we realised afterwards), thought they might get lucky if they hadn't brought any or just assumed we would bring them. Fortunately we respect ourselves enough to always have a selection and if there was ever a second meet the guy always turned up packing a box
Ok. If you felt that was alright. I wasn't trying to get any righteous indignation going. I feel cross enough about it for everyone."
I think it might be different for single women, the responsibility for your safety rests with you and the person you're meeting. A couple meeting a single man are in a better position as far as safety goes. |
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"I like to get the lady to put it on. It's very arousing and she knows it's done properly. Makes that pause less awkward and less of a mood killer.
I saw a video once of a woman putting on a condom for a man in her mouth , that has to be the best way"
I had a FWB from Sheffield around 1997 and she could do that.
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If a guy turns up to a meet without condoms we don't play even though I've always got my own. As the scouts say "be prepared!" and if he isn't then he gets nothing from me.
On several occasions I've been in a club and a guy hasn't got any condoms. There is no excuse for this, all clubs have a ready supply available either free or at low cost.
It doesn't matter how much I fancy him I will stop play. It shows a complete lack of respect for others and an expectation of bareback play. |
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"If a guy turns up to a meet without condoms we don't play even though I've always got my own. As the scouts say "be prepared!" and if he isn't then he gets nothing from me.
On several occasions I've been in a club and a guy hasn't got any condoms. There is no excuse for this, all clubs have a ready supply available either free or at low cost.
It doesn't matter how much I fancy him I will stop play. It shows a complete lack of respect for others and an expectation of bareback play."
I do wonder at some men who want sex, but are not prepared - whether MM or MF sex, condoms with you are a must - yorkie, you do right to refuse to play - i recall my club day with first wife, and the amount of times men approached her and thought they could just get stuck in without condoms....idiots,
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!"
I was restraining myself from that, but it's true. Also checked out my.size and they work out to less than a £1 a pop (haha), depending on quantity.
So £20-£40 to get into a club as a single man, but unwilling to spend 80p on a condom. Not a good look guys! |
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Nothing more personal than a condom.. Why would you go to a meet without something you were happy with ..?
It's a guys responsibility to show up prepped and get a boner ? I think so hence I bring safe rubbers that I know go on and I don't faff about ! |
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"Nothing more personal than a condom.. Why would you go to a meet without something you were happy with ..?
It's a guys responsibility to show up prepped and get a boner ? I think so hence I bring safe rubbers that I know go on and I don't faff about !"
I hope on the basis of that post you get many hot meets and tell all your friends your meet strategy. |
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!"
There is a brand called "They Fit" that have a downloadable measuring device to print and measure girth and length (with letters non-sequential numbers) and you simply order the size you need. |
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!
There is a brand called "They Fit" that have a downloadable measuring device to print and measure girth and length (with letters non-sequential numbers) and you simply order the size you need."
I bet that would be a dose of reality for some!
I'm so bitter. I need to get laid.. |
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!
There is a brand called "They Fit" that have a downloadable measuring device to print and measure girth and length (with letters non-sequential numbers) and you simply order the size you need."
When the measuring device turns up does it look just like a Sky remote? |
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!
There is a brand called "They Fit" that have a downloadable measuring device to print and measure girth and length (with letters non-sequential numbers) and you simply order the size you need.
I bet that would be a dose of reality for some!
I'm so bitter. I need to get laid.."
It's probably not actually. The length is marked off in small bands marked with letters (in a random order) and the girth in non sequential number bands. You end up with say N66 of G22 and no-one (except I guess those working there) know what it means.
You can, of course, use a ruler to measure what your size is against the device. |
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"When the measuring device turns up does it look just like a Sky remote? "
lol.
No it's a bit of paper you hold against your cock (or wrap around for girth) as per their instructions (ie don't start at your arsehole for length)! |
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I’ve tried a few types over the years to get the right fit and the ‘like there’s nothing there’ feel but a complete revelation was using Inspiral condoms - it was like slipping a sex toy on my knob. Rather than trying to improve the transferred contact sensation by thinner material, these condoms used the motion of sex to add more sensation. The benefits are not only for the fellas, the movement and the condoms twisting and forming spiral twisted ridges and folds was felt by my partners as a delicious sensation - and was actually preferred to bareback by my ex. The fit takes a bit of getting used to - it’s very baggy towards the closed end where the twisting spirals are but they feel great, to the point of often fighting the urge not to cum too quickly. Menshealth, GQ etc rate them highly. Not available latex free though, so Skyns always kept handy. They’re not stocked by anywhere on the high street that I’ve found - they have to be ordered off ‘tinternet  |
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"When the measuring device turns up does it look just like a Sky remote?
lol.
No it's a bit of paper you hold against your cock (or wrap around for girth) as per their instructions (ie don't start at your arsehole for length)!"
Lol, thought the letters may have been L-Y-N-X on a black cylindrical tube.
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over a year ago
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"I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here ."
You mean they stopped doing 24 hour open Tesco’s now ?
Buy? You can them free.
I’m sure if the married guy if clever enough to cheat without his wife knowing he’s smart enough to get condoms. |
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Also if you're inviting a girl over and don't have any tell her to bring some!!!
The amount of guys that I've met and when I get there they don't have any and didnt think to remind me to bring any
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"I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here .
You mean they stopped doing 24 hour open Tesco’s now ?
Buy? You can them free.
I’m sure if the married guy if clever enough to cheat without his wife knowing he’s smart enough to get condoms. "
Not a lot of married guys want to use condoms LOL judging by the messages I receive.
One offered to pay for my morning after pill which was lovely, so close to Valentine's day as well 3 |
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"Nothing more personal than a condom.. Why would you go to a meet without something you were happy with ..?
It's a guys responsibility to show up prepped and get a boner ? I think so hence I bring safe rubbers that I know go on and I don't faff about !
I hope on the basis of that post you get many hot meets and tell all your friends your meet strategy. "
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We keep a small selection of nice condoms (skyns), flavoured ones for use at meets and at the clubs. If we happen to play with someone who requires a different size, they'd better have their own!
We also carry a couple of *really super thick* ones at the club just in case there's a guy (not playing with us) who's come along unprepared and is asking if anyone can give them a condom. We're nice and considerate like that |
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"me well hung not easy 2 find big condoms out there
I've seen much bigger with a condom that fits!
There is a brand called "They Fit" that have a downloadable measuring device to print and measure girth and length (with letters non-sequential numbers) and you simply order the size you need.
I bet that would be a dose of reality for some!
I'm so bitter. I need to get laid..
It's probably not actually. The length is marked off in small bands marked with letters (in a random order) and the girth in non sequential number bands. You end up with say N66 of G22 and no-one (except I guess those working there) know what it means.
You can, of course, use a ruler to measure what your size is against the device."
That's so funny that they've coded it so no one has to know the precise measurements. Sweet! |
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"I’ve tried a few types over the years to get the right fit and the ‘like there’s nothing there’ feel but a complete revelation was using Inspiral condoms - it was like slipping a sex toy on my knob. Rather than trying to improve the transferred contact sensation by thinner material, these condoms used the motion of sex to add more sensation. The benefits are not only for the fellas, the movement and the condoms twisting and forming spiral twisted ridges and folds was felt by my partners as a delicious sensation - and was actually preferred to bareback by my ex. The fit takes a bit of getting used to - it’s very baggy towards the closed end where the twisting spirals are but they feel great, to the point of often fighting the urge not to cum too quickly. Menshealth, GQ etc rate them highly. Not available latex free though, so Skyns always kept handy. They’re not stocked by anywhere on the high street that I’ve found - they have to be ordered off ‘tinternet "
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"I think married men would struggle to buy them if wife does shopping and keeps tight shopping budget and then it's hidding them .Just my opinion but based on experience on here .
You mean they stopped doing 24 hour open Tesco’s now ?
Buy? You can them free.
I’m sure if the married guy if clever enough to cheat without his wife knowing he’s smart enough to get condoms.
Not a lot of married guys want to use condoms LOL judging by the messages I receive.
One offered to pay for my morning after pill which was lovely, so close to Valentine's day as well 3"
This thread is a real eye opener. How romantic. |
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"We keep a small selection of nice condoms (skyns), flavoured ones for use at meets and at the clubs. If we happen to play with someone who requires a different size, they'd better have their own!
We also carry a couple of *really super thick* ones at the club just in case there's a guy (not playing with us) who's come along unprepared and is asking if anyone can give them a condom. We're nice and considerate like that "
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"We keep a small selection of nice condoms (skyns), flavoured ones for use at meets and at the clubs. If we happen to play with someone who requires a different size, they'd better have their own!
We also carry a couple of *really super thick* ones at the club just in case there's a guy (not playing with us) who's come along unprepared and is asking if anyone can give them a condom. We're nice and considerate like that "
Most clubs have them available for free behind the bar, mind you don't know if they are any good |
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"I only used latex free Skyns, they were the only ones I ever liked. "
A regular friend uses those. They are really good, roll on easily and I like the bumpy ones. I've seen so many recommendations for them. |
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And if there are any condom experimenters out there, can I just put a good word in for spike condoms. Packs of six, packaged in glittery boxes and make your willy look like a Dalek. What's not to love?
Available from Amazon.. |
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"I only used latex free Skyns, they were the only ones I ever liked.
A regular friend uses those. They are really good, roll on easily and I like the bumpy ones. I've seen so many recommendations for them."
They are great. I used to suffer with a bit of erectile dysfunction due to my medication, and struggled with condoms until I found Skyns. Thankfully I’m no longer on the medication so it’s not an issue now, but I still wouldn’t use anything else. For one, they retain the most sensation, and secondly they are fine for anyone with a latex allergy. And finally, I’ve never had one split either. They’re a no-brainer really.
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"And if there are any condom experimenters out there, can I just put a good word in for spike condoms. Packs of six, packaged in glittery boxes and make your willy look like a Dalek. What's not to love?
Available from Amazon.."
I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises |
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"And if there are any condom experimenters out there, can I just put a good word in for spike condoms. Packs of six, packaged in glittery boxes and make your willy look like a Dalek. What's not to love?
Available from Amazon..
I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises "
Ooh can you feel the Force?
https://youtu.be/TrE273GSlNw
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"And if there are any condom experimenters out there, can I just put a good word in for spike condoms. Packs of six, packaged in glittery boxes and make your willy look like a Dalek. What's not to love?
Available from Amazon..
I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises "
Where did you get them from? Thinking Christmas presents..
Light sabre noises are inevitable. Could any man wear one and NOT do that? |
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"And if there are any condom experimenters out there, can I just put a good word in for spike condoms. Packs of six, packaged in glittery boxes and make your willy look like a Dalek. What's not to love?
Available from Amazon..
I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises
Where did you get them from? Thinking Christmas presents..
Light sabre noises are inevitable. Could any man wear one and NOT do that? "
Bought from a petrol station back in the day (sadly the 90's I was skinny and my dick looked bigger lol )
Just looked & they're on Amazon |
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I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises
Where did you get them from? Thinking Christmas presents..
Light sabre noises are inevitable. Could any man wear one and NOT do that?
Bought from a petrol station back in the day (sadly the 90's I was skinny and my dick looked bigger lol )
Just looked & they're on Amazon "
You just know everyone's looking at your dick now. Notice you helped provide a cider can for comparison!
But thanks for the tip. |
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I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises
Where did you get them from? Thinking Christmas presents..
Light sabre noises are inevitable. Could any man wear one and NOT do that?
Bought from a petrol station back in the day (sadly the 90's I was skinny and my dick looked bigger lol )
Just looked & they're on Amazon
You just know everyone's looking at your dick now. Notice you helped provide a cider can for comparison!
But thanks for the tip."
it's woodpecker - see what I did ? |
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"I like to get the lady to put it on. It's very arousing and she knows it's done properly. Makes that pause less awkward and less of a mood killer.
Mmmm yes. Long wet kisses while I roll it on. Ear nibbles while I check its right and 'adjust' your balls."
Sounds about right.....  |
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I had some glow in the dark ones .. Like darth Vader , but girls didn't like my lightsaber noises
Where did you get them from? Thinking Christmas presents..
Light sabre noises are inevitable. Could any man wear one and NOT do that?
Bought from a petrol station back in the day (sadly the 90's I was skinny and my dick looked bigger lol )
Just looked & they're on Amazon
You just know everyone's looking at your dick now. Notice you helped provide a cider can for comparison!
But thanks for the tip.
it's woodpecker - see what I did ?"
Ah! I see it in a whole new light now! |
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"What's the best condom then?
Just use one of your socks.
Have you tried the Tesco’s 5p plastic bag? It goes to charity.. winners all around "
You're always the classy one. |
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I'm so thankful I don't meet freaks. I've never met a guy who had ill fitting condoms!!! For it to be a persistent problem... just where are you finding these misshapen guys that don't fit condoms??? |
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"I've met men in clubs that when we're getting down and dirty, I ask if they have condoms and they look at me as if I've just asked them to go to lapland. They reply with "I didn't think I'd need any"
I always carry my own skyns latex free in regular and large. If I offer to give a condom, they instantly lose their erection or can't put one on.
I've even had guys who put one on and then remove it when I'm not looking and try to go in stealth mode.
Once I was on an orgy bed, passed a condom to a guy and after he finished, took the condom off and gave it to another guy who quickly put it on. Like WTF? "
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"I've met men in clubs that when we're getting down and dirty, I ask if they have condoms and they look at me as if I've just asked them to go to lapland. They reply with "I didn't think I'd need any"
I always carry my own skyns latex free in regular and large. If I offer to give a condom, they instantly lose their erection or can't put one on.
I've even had guys who put one on and then remove it when I'm not looking and try to go in stealth mode.
Once I was on an orgy bed, passed a condom to a guy and after he finished, took the condom off and gave it to another guy who quickly put it on. Like WTF?
Half way through reading comments and the best comments award goes to "
times are hard haaaaaaaaa |
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"I'm so thankful I don't meet freaks. I've never met a guy who had ill fitting condoms!!! For it to be a persistent problem... just where are you finding these misshapen guys that don't fit condoms??? "
Haha! I'm clearly mining the bent-cocked cheapskate corner of swinging. |
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"What's the best condom then?
Just use one of your socks.
Have you tried the Tesco’s 5p plastic bag? It goes to charity.. winners all around
You're always the classy one. "
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Seriously?! Who the heck still buys condoms?!
When you go to the sexual health clinic for your regular testing they ask you if for need some, and they give you condoms, dams, and femidoms for free.
Latex free or any size you ask for. If you are running out you go back to the clinic and ask for some if they're not already on a table for anyone to take. I (Mr) haven't paid for condoms basically ever. |
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"When we were full swap we used to take a selection along.
Would it help if you mentioned it before a meet?
I almost always take a selection, but tbh I'm shocked at how frequently guys who appear to meet regularly don't have decent condoms with them. Unless I'm viewed as only good enough for the reserve condoms, which I don't really want to think about too hard.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a Lidl 'Value' condom. "
Lol I like that one ,it’s like renting a parachute to go skydiving and going for the ‘ budget parachute’ ! |
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"Please please guys of Fab, sort your condoms out! I've had so many meets spoilt because the guy has pulled out a dodgy selection pack of crappy condoms the thickness of inner tubes. They don't fit, they roll up as soon as he moves, they make his dick look like it should have a shotgun and be holding up a bank. We spend ages messing around with them and, surprise, the moment is lost.
Squishing your proud manhood into an ill fitting condom makes it, and me, very sad. Please guys, take advantage of the plethora of great condoms in different sizes out there and invest! Seriously, I'm worth 80p a shag!"
Love the bank and shotgun analogy!! Funny! |
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