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Smashing her pastie part 2
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.
Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man pussy. Like wtf. I hate it being used It’s ass pure and simple "
I have some lube from a site called MEO which sells mostly to the gays market. It's called Man Cunt and looks like spunk. It's ace! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Well theres the infamous 'i wanna smash your back door in' closely followed by 'i want to ruin you'. Neither of which i would say unless i had a good rapport with the other person and i would say them in a jokey sense.
Descriptions.....well theres the axe wound and the stamped on kebab. I dare say there will be plenty posted on here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We were talking about this on night shift recently and one of the women who is a lesbian came up with some belters beaver cleaver , fanny like a hippos yawn, badly packed kebab it’s funny when sleep deprived |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't forget the old classic that a number of ladies have been offered in the past "want some cock snot up your fart pipe?""
Ahh yes, a welcome return of a classic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion."
What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.
What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve?"
I believe its roomy and saggy. I've yet to meet a real wizard so I cannot clarify this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it”  "
yep heard that and "roadkill" also a "car crash" God knows what these people are thinking and how they make them up  x |
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"Then theres having a fanny like a wizards sleeve because when you enter it its like flinging a mars bar down oxford street due to the woman having had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.
What are the defining qualities of a wizards sleeve?"
Basically; they’re magical  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once heard “I’ll leave her pussy looking like a dog’s been at it” yep heard that and "roadkill" also a "car crash" God knows what these people are thinking and how they make them up x
They watch too much porn, rather than getting out and meeting people  "
I heard someone say "I'd go at it like a pig snuffling for truffles"...
...Yeh...real sexy... |
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On holiday with my parents one year, my formative years I hasten to add, I took a walk with my father and we stumbled upon a nudist beach (I say 'stumble' but on reflection I think good old Dad knew where we were going), a lady of advancing age walked past us with everything on display, my Dad announced in a stage whisper "cor look at that son, its like a badger whats been run over by a truck!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.
Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England "
I have heard the phrase " it was like pushing a sausage up Oxford street" when referring to a rather spacious vagina |
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"I will try putting this the other way what are the most disgusting/funny euphemism you’ve heard for sexual parts/acts I welcome people self outing themselves as serious thinkers. Amusing. Sexist. Or derogatory in nature but because this is meant to be about things you’ve heard not things you would actually say to partners.
Ps Greggs end of year accounts just been reported profits up 3% for year so must have been a lot of pasties smashed down in England "
A guy at work said once a woman he pulled had a pussy that looked like a cat with its throat cut. Pretty grim thought if im honest |
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