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Shagging all of you.
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If I found everyone on here physically and/or intellectually attractive, I'd be up for it.
Unfortunately that's not the case, so I will forego the attempt.
However, I am happy to help someone else reach that goal! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I suggest you theme it - beardy redheads today, short baldies tomorrow, all the fantasists when you're getting tired.
Please keep a spreadsheet with detailed notes and share it with the rest of us.
Thank you! |
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"P.S. I really appreciate the work you're going to put into this..  "
Shucks, thanks but I’ve not done a spreadsheet for years, I may forget to input the data and start all over again.
(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text...
Phew! Someone spotted it."
If anyone can make up the holy trinity by shoehorning the word 'genuine' and 'If I wink, I'm not being lazy...' their desirability is off the scale for us. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?
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Nothing at all but, as you've only had 15 verifications in over a year and there's more than 25000 on Fab looks like you're going to struggle. |
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"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?
Nothing at all but, as you've only had 15 verifications in over a year and there's more than 25000 on Fab looks like you're going to struggle."
Ah, 15 veris on show is the key sentence. You know that veris means diddly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically  great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet  think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?)"
I'll take the bald shorties that fuck like epileptic bunny rabbits. That should take a couple of thousand off your hands/fanny.
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha "
That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her. |
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(I can’t do the short ones though, could you help out?)
I'll take the bald shorties that fuck like epileptic bunny rabbits. That should take a couple of thousand off your hands/fanny.
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Ta. Now, who wants the somokers? There’s also a gap for the attached and cheating going spare. |
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha "
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m going to check every profile on this thread now to see if it has ‘I’m not here to shag the whole site’ on it."
I have. Better have a read of my profile to check.
#everyviewcounts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her."
It's actually quite worrying! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?"
It's quite worrying for her safety actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
That's not my idea of fun but I'm guessing its hers so good luck to her.
It's actually quite worrying! "
Obviously not for her, leave her to get on with whatever she wants to get on with. |
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?
It's quite worrying for her safety actually "
That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?
It's quite worrying for her safety actually
That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we?"
I already have as they play bareback and that's not for me. Yes good luck to her just concerning safety wise |
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?"
Pretty sure it's the men that are being judged here, not the lady specifically... |
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?
It's quite worrying for her safety actually
That’s her decision to make and good luck to her. Let’s now judge the men that shag her, shall we?
I already have as they play bareback and that's not for me. Yes good luck to her just concerning safety wise "
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"There's a local lady to me who I'm sure is trying to do this! No convos, just meet while she's pretending to be asleep and go get what you want basically great filter though as states she won't use condoms so anyone who has met her I definitely won't meet think there's about 3 blokes left in my area haha
What’s the problem? Isn’t she allowed to do that? What about the blokes that shag her, are they to be judged too?
Pretty sure it's the men that are being judged here, not the lady specifically..."
You don’t see the irony of having ‘I’m not here to shag the whole site’ on a swingers profile then? |
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"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.
Don't forget to lube yourself up x "
I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.
It may have been a toad, I’m not sure... |
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"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.
Don't forget to lube yourself up x
I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.
It may have been a toad, I’m not sure..."
Ewwwwwwwww now that's weird lol x
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"When you get to that man that's telling everyone that he has massive hands and he wants to first someone bum.
Don't forget to lube yourself up x
I’m waiting for the one that wants me to squash a frog with a stiletto whilst he watches.
It may have been a toad, I’m not sure..."
I have a couple of profiles I can suggest for the 'toad' role. That would be another few knocked off the list.. |
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"God only knows, but it wastes a lot of profile text...
Phew! Someone spotted it.
If anyone can make up the holy trinity by shoehorning the word 'genuine' and 'If I wink, I'm not being lazy...' their desirability is off the scale for us."
Or ‘not a hardened swinger’
What exactly IS a hardened swinger?!?! |
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"What is so wrong with wanting to ‘shag the whole site’?
Nothing. As long as you don't mind shagging the drongos, fugglies, numpties and idiots alongside the decent attractive Fabbers."
As a fugly numpty idiot I'm offended by this
Even us fugly's deserve fun! Saying that, I'm a bit fussy - doesn't really work that does it . . . X |
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