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over a year ago
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"Supports Chelsea but secretly knows Tottenham are the best team
Says he Supports spuds but has an arsenal duvet, wallpaper and underwear "
Sam is a very eloquent man he deliberately does typos to throw you off the track that he's a millionaire industrialist  |
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The person above started a new cryptocurrency called the fab coin, this new coin is expected to overtake all other currencies in 2018 with some people trading coins for sexual favours |
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"The person above started a new cryptocurrency called the fab coin, this new coin is expected to overtake all other currencies in 2018 with some people trading coins for sexual favours "
Has a big dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The person above started a new cryptocurrency called the fab coin, this new coin is expected to overtake all other currencies in 2018 with some people trading coins for sexual favours
Has a big dick"
Has decided that life in the South East is so much better and has just proposed to me to gain the tax breaks. |
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"The person above has changed one of his legs for a dick"
this guy has junk in his trunk he's been trying to keep it from us but now its blatantly obvious he has erectile dysfunction
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroad"
new wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho |
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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho "
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho
He’s Batman "
twisted turned out to be so straight even the guys wouldn't approach her |
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho "
His knob dropped off from overuse, so he replaced it with a towel holder... |
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho
His knob dropped off from overuse, so he replaced it with a towel holder..."
yoohoo didn't use laces in them boots it was liquorice and the bi women didn't eat her pussy they ate her laces |
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho
His knob dropped off from overuse, so he replaced it with a towel holder...yoohoo didn't use laces in them boots it was liquorice and the bi women didn't eat her pussy they ate her laces "
A second after he took that photo of his cock from his bed, the maid walked in and he kept wanking it till she came over n sucked it |
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"My husband has a big cockhis cocks so big he can't find a hole to take it but Eva longera volunteered to have hers artificially extended amen
He played the head monk in Carry On Abroadnew wales couple turned out to be a much older couple from England they can't sing of course and theirs definitely no welcome in the hillside but hey ho
His knob dropped off from overuse, so he replaced it with a towel holder...yoohoo didn't use laces in them boots it was liquorice and the bi women didn't eat her pussy they ate her laces
A second after he took that photo of his cock from his bed, the maid walked in and he kept wanking it till she came over n sucked it"
it turns out the exhibitionist is shy he can't take his clothes off in front of women mainly because he has a 3 incher which he struggles to get erect even when confronted by two sexy naked bi women kissing and fingering each other |
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"The gentleman above regularly wanks whilst thinking about Mary Berry x"
hey TV or not TV she's really a closet straight man and dreams of genie and her long blonde hair |
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over a year ago
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"Pedro has a hose like Henry the hoover."
Jack and sasha make cash on the side recreating the nativity in libraries around Wolverhampton come December , all in the nudey at midnight for select bookclub members |
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"M gets searched every time he goes through the airport, as his concealed weapon is very suspicious."
jack and Sasha are really Jeremy and Constance hiding out here from the tax man for an undisclosed amount so any contributions would be welcome you can find them on a cloudy beach in Ireland naked |
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