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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. |
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"What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "
More than anything use, you’s, youse, any of that shite! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grammar police 
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks "
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first! "
Strangely my mind is stimulated by concepts imagination desire communication mutual understanding
vision creativity and a connection that has little to do with grammar; and the ability to dream imagine think and relate.
It's a little more stimulating than where to site an apostrophe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can accommodate at ares tonight
mother nature stops play
who on earth wants to know if your having a period "
I've had that lame excuse. On a social n see. At least give me the heads up. Five hours later. At the flat. Was a lure to the male scenario. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol. "
So a learning disability classes as stupid? Spelling and grammar are not all that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.
So a learning disability classes as stupid? Spelling and grammar are not all that "
No they’re not. He defines stupid as someone who has the ability but chooses not to use it. But that’s his opinion. |
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Short messages can be ok so long as they're enthusiastic. Text speak, 'use' and 'carnt' will get you dismissed without trial.
Profile wise; a string of CAPS LOCK DEMANDS AND CRITERIA will tie you up in nope-rope. Similarly, a 'fill in later' or 'been here before' bio can get in the sea. |
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"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol. "
That's seems an extremely opinionated and small minded view to take.. judging someone's mental capacity on their ability to string a sentence together that is grammatically perfect is just tant amount to accusing someone who may struggle with spelling or grammar as being a lesser person than yourself..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.
That's seems an extremely opinionated and small minded view to take.. judging someone's mental capacity on their ability to string a sentence together that is grammatically perfect is just tant amount to accusing someone who may struggle with spelling or grammar as being a lesser person than yourself..
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It’s a joke, hence the lol... |
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Two epic fails this week;
The guy who msged us and wanted to do some lines (and we're not talking school detention roleplay)
The guy who offered us £50 quid for a blowjob - hope he likes my 'tell you to fuck off for free' special offer....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We had a guy wanting to pay us for sex last week. We was flattered and insulted at the same time. If he’d have had a decent profile etc we might have even done it for free ha ha. |
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"Grammar police
I know, but my mind has to be stimulated first!
Don't we all, as a female need that? It's not just looks
Hubby needs it too. He can’t perform if she’s stupid he says lol.
That's seems an extremely opinionated and small minded view to take.. judging someone's mental capacity on their ability to string a sentence together that is grammatically perfect is just tant amount to accusing someone who may struggle with spelling or grammar as being a lesser person than yourself..
It’s a joke, hence the lol..."
My apologies.
I was not aware that a "lol" was the universally accepted way of casting aspersions in a jovial manner..
At least I now stand corrected...
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Messages all about them and what *they* want (get a sex doll or an escort)
Arrogance ... 'I'll make you cum again and again' (you don't even know me!)
Assumptions that I can meet within the hour because I have nothing better to do
When what they write is at odds with my profile
Offers of money
Crudeness
Obvious cut and paste jobs |
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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago
under my rock cleethorpes |
"Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short.
Sounds to me like desperation street if nothing turns you off mate "
If you read what he’s put you’ll see he’s saying he’s chilled and laid back, that’s not desperate in the slightest.  |
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1. Rude people
2. 1 word up to a single sentence messages
3. People from Rhyl
4. Anyone that doesn’t read the whole (but short) profile
5. Bog snorkelers
6. Anyone that has a food allergy or is vegan but only in a Tuesday
Other than that you’d never believe how relaxed and easy going we are lol. |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
"1. Rude people
2. 1 word up to a single sentence messages
3. People from Rhyl
4. Anyone that doesn’t read the whole (but short) profile
5. Bog snorkelers
6. Anyone that has a food allergy or is vegan but only in a Tuesday
Other than that you’d never believe how relaxed and easy going we are lol. "
Haha you bloody Rhlyist! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Two epic fails this week;
The guy who msged us and wanted to do some lines (and we're not talking school detention roleplay)
The guy who offered us £50 quid for a blowjob - hope he likes my 'tell you to fuck off for free' special offer....
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I am tempted by the free offer, but I know it will end up as a worthless fuck off voucher and an expensive time share  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol.
More than anything use, you’s, youse, any of that shite! "
Youse is technically correct especially when referring to more than one person. Although it’s an older word with more colloquial useage its correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1.Grammar police.
Picking on people's spelling on a sex site is just admitting your sad act that's masking your own self insecurity issues.
2.People that put in there profile.
(YOU MUST REPLY WITH A FIVE PAGE ESSAY AND PUT YOU ARE FANTASTIC AS THE HEADING.
Deluded idiots really need a reality check.
3.The clique.
Yes we all see them and know who they as there the self proclaimed owners of the forum.
Obnoxious arrogant and ignorant are just a few words that describe them best.
4.The pain and descusting bodily fluids people.
Ewwwwwww no poo wee and that type of gross stuff is just a no no for me and pain isn't a turn on for me it's a huge turn off and slightly twisted excuse the pun but each to there own x
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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago
under my rock cleethorpes |
I think my biggest turn off on here are the bullies, people who nitpick at others, none of us are perfect, we are all here for our own needs, wants and desires, if you don’t like what others have on their profile then simply block and move on, if someone messages you and you’re not interested for any reason, again, simply block and move on, persolly I think that’s logical, just my opinion though |
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Close-up pics of unkept spotty bits, the ones usually taken in poor light with cum splashed upon them and the odd sore.
Wouldn't want to go near anything that looks like it needs disinfecting first.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know your profile says you only meet white men but I was wondering if you make an exception"
General name calling ie slut, slag etc
"Black pussy" comments
"U free nw?" |
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Grammar police .
Profiles that state they are not looking for a specific , yet their veris are from that very specific .
People who use the term lol
People who think they are all that because they spout on about needing their mind to be stimulated .
People who think that they are above anyone else .
People who say was instead of were .
That lot rules a few in this thread out then I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Instant No's would be...
1 Women sending me pics
2 Women asking for FAF
3 Women asking for my cheesecake before offering their peach!!!
4 Women sending me messages of what they would like to do with me
6 Males in couples (except Marc and Adam, they're lovely)
7 Women asking for kik
8 Women perving and not fabbing my pics
9 People who skip numbers in lists
10 Lists. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst understanding the op's issues with bad grammar, it in itself wouldn't be a "no-go' for me, but combined with poor or limited content in a message, that is an issue; but not one to lose sleep over.
My biggest issue on fab, particularly on forums is the judgemental, holier than thou sorts, who seem to think they are a superior sort of swinger; or the sycophantic men who will happily agree with them, probably in the hope of making themselves look more appealing and getting some action. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "
Not using capital letters in the wright places. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same"
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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An instant ‘no’ would be:
A rude, crude first message.
Bad manners
Demanding or pushy approach
Penis picture as an avatar
Text tlk
Any of the following:
‘Meet me now’
‘I’m in the area’
‘Please can I ask you a question?’
‘I have a friend’ |
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By *uffinCouple
over a year ago
Chichester |
Split infinitives.
Should read, “ That rules OUT”.
"Grammar police .
Profiles that state they are not looking for a specific , yet their veris are from that very specific .
People who use the term lol
People who think they are all that because they spout on about needing their mind to be stimulated .
People who think that they are above anyone else .
People who say was instead of were .
That lot rules a few in this thread out then I guess "
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""You look genuine" (we have 60 veri's so kinda are gen) = blocked.
" Wanna meet?" (We're swingers) = blocked.
Instant block to stupid messages. "
I’ve been told I’m a timewaster and fake with all the veris I have |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.
My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:
If the 10+ years at school studying English didnt arm you with the tools to communicate effectively as an adult then you're probably the type of fucktard that needs go back to school and caned until you can! Call at the dentist on your way |
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"1.Grammar police.
Picking on people's spelling on a sex site is just admitting your sad act that's masking your own self insecurity issues.
2.People that put in there profile.
(YOU MUST REPLY WITH A FIVE PAGE ESSAY AND PUT YOU ARE FANTASTIC AS THE HEADING.
Deluded idiots really need a reality check.
3.The clique.
Yes we all see them and know who they as there the self proclaimed owners of the forum.
Obnoxious arrogant and ignorant are just a few words that describe them best.
4.The pain and descusting bodily fluids people.
Ewwwwwww no poo wee and that type of gross stuff is just a no no for me and pain isn't a turn on for me it's a huge turn off and slightly twisted excuse the pun but each to there own x
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Is it pedantry to point out that grammar and spelling are not the same thing, and that spelling mistakes would be enforced by the spelling police? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS"
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers. |
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers. "
I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.
I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers "
Or those that stereotype. |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.
I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers "
He said it was 7 inches m'lord but he was using the wrong side of the tape measure |
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.
I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers
Or those that stereotype. "
I would never do such a thing  |
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"Profiles with 6 million cock pics. Ok that’s an exaggeration but there may as well be as they all look the same
Lol. Agree. It looks the same no matter what angle you take a pic. Oh & the toilet in the picture. GROSS
And those that grossly exaggerate numbers.
I know! That’s normally a male trait to increase numbers
He said it was 7 inches m'lord but he was using the wrong side of the tape measure "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Excessive amounts of close up genital pics
Cock avatars
Cock pic attached to message
Cum shots
No informative pictures
One line messages
Minimalist profile text
Bad grammar/text speak/excessive amount of typos
Request for ‘fun’ in first message
No ‘meet’ verifications
Men who have never played with a couple before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people ask straight out for more pics. I send pics to people l like once we've chatted a while, but when l just get 'any more pigskin first message or 2 now get instant delete x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dirty finger nails bad teeth and pics that clearly show a dirty house. I have kids and know it’s impossible to keep a house 100% tidy so yeah a few things out of place fair enough but when it looks like the vacuum has not been used in months and dirty plates, cups and empty bottles clearly all over the floor there’s no excuse for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing turns me off as I leave people to it. Life is too short.
Sounds to me like desperation street if nothing turns you off mate "
Maybe I should clarify.
Nothing turns me off as everyone has their way of going about their lives which has absolutely no impact on how I live mine, therefore I leave them to it.
It does not mean I will accept anything and everything, I just don't let it influence my thinking.
Life is too short to get het up about the irrelevant stuff, "mate"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Too thin
Too big
Too pretty
Too ugly
Too polite
Too rude
Too many veris
Not enough veris
Big boobs
Little boobs
Too tall
Too short
Hmm....maybe this is where im going wrong...goldilock syndrome
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"At the risk of being jumped on we get put off by overly confident profiles that state how sexy they are "
Oooh great shout. The we’re good, very good looking, hot’, any of that self opinionated praise is a big put off but, for an instant no it’s locals, won’t and don’t meet them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.
My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:
If the 10+ years at school studying English didnt arm you with the tools to communicate effectively as an adult then you're probably the type of fucktard that needs go back to school and caned until you can! Call at the dentist on your way "
How do u know they have a learning disability off their first message without more than likely embarassing them and asking them? |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
"A distinct lack of dental hygiene or actual teeth is my biggest turn off.
My two penneth on the spelling and grammar, Learning disabilities excepted:
If the 10+ years at school studying English didnt arm you with the tools to communicate effectively as an adult then you're probably the type of fucktard that needs go back to school and caned until you can! Call at the dentist on your way
How do u know they have a learning disability off their first message without more than likely embarassing them and asking them?"
Obviously I don't, however someone with dyslexia for example would generally be open and honest about it and it would become more apparent the longer you chat.
I'm talking about those who have had an education who just can't be bothered and/or choose to use text speak etc. We even have spellcheck facilities on most devices now and they still can't be bothered. It's plain lazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cringey usernames.
Cocky or arrogant profiles.
Profiles with nothing written in them.
Black silouette or cocks as profile pics.
Profiles with the nothing but close up crotch shots. Even worse, post fuck close up crotch shots.
Text speak, slang or 420 friendly.
So not that I'm picky or anything but...... |
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"What is yours?
For us it’s poor grammar and spelling.
Use (you two)
Carnt (can not)
Use either of those and two things happen.
1, you’re blocked
2, my vagina turns into the Sahara instantly.
Now, please excuse my spelling mistakes lol. "
I understand it’s annoying and it annoys me too you contsantly correct it in your head, but not everyone can spell and once you meet up in person you would never know!
I know some very intelligent people who can hold a conversation to a very high level but has shocking spelling!
I wouldn’t discount people to quickly try and look past it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't understand the grammar thing myself, that's like refusing to play with someone because they have an accent.
For.me it's profiles that insist on a face photo on your profile but they don't have a single photo themselves. |
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Women who are stunning but my fucking word don't they know it (there's one who shows up on my local feed a lot). Of course they won't be bothered in the slightest that I'd say no as there will still be a queue of muscled square jawed TOWIE-esque type blokes eager to get them into bed, but yeah, that arrogance puts me right off. |
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