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over a year ago
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Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc |
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc"
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X"
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post  ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself? |
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?"
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X"
Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play |
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X
Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play"
From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "
Although a bit too hard and unforgiving!
A trimmed cucumber (wet and no lumpy bits from the skin Lol)
And banana.
That was when dildos were crap and no online Ann summers Lol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Theres websites dedicated to this subject. Just search for 'weird insertions' and see what comes up. Ive seen baseball bats, bed posts, gear levers in cars, all manner of fruit and veg, screwdriver handles, hammers, even a toilet brush! |
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Had a mate and his misses at the time use a durex play bottle with the lid on, lid popped off in side her and he had to try and fish it out.
Earned himself the nick name king Fisher haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X
Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play
From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "
They are much, MUCH too skinny/small... I mean that’s what I heard anyway   |
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When i very young teenage yrs the inquisitive side took i made a dildo out of cellotape yes i know creative but weird definitely not not my greatest design. As got older it became a former partners obsession to see what we good get up there and enjoy so banana, cucumber, hair brush, broom stick handle, and most seriously stupid of all was a ornamental sword in its casing. I know im a strange one at times but when crazy horny strikes you have to fulfill somehow. |
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When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmm, let's think - beer bottles, spirit bottles, wine bottles, shampoo bottles, lots of different bottles actually; cucumbers, marrow, carrots, courgettes and other veg; pears, bananas but not other fruit! old pair of non-working hair straighteners, bicycle handlebars, the knob on the corner of the bedstead, torches, broom handles, umbrella handles and other things.
If I am horny and there is no cock to be had i am pretty good at improvising |
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"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx "
I laughed so hard...! Kudos on the experimenting!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X"
I bet your pussy was really soft afterwards though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey,
Sorry if this my post seems a little weird... I'm just wondering what items,objects or "things" other people have used on themselves whilst wanking...... that would be considered as non sexual or not designed for having fun.
I think the most non purposeful thing I have ever played with... and I hope peoples don't mind me saying... Is a empty bottle of beer..
Again,,, im sorry if my post comes across as weirc
No weird at all my lovely!
When I was pregnant and horny at 22 - well before I knew what a dildo was - I found an appropriately shaped moisturiser bottle and fucked myself with it! TBH it didn’t quite hit the spot and was more frustrating than satisfying! X
Thank's for the reply !... I guess the subject of you not knowing what a dildo was when you were 22 is for a different post ... How did you end up using the moisturise bottle on yourself?
This was before the internet - I’d never watched porn and had a very sheltered life! Sex just wasn’t discussed! And I used the moisturiser bottle as a substitute willy! Didn’t work terribly well! X
Fair enough !!... Personally.. I'd like to see a woman insert handle of a hair brush and play
From what I'm led to believe, a hair or makeup brush is quite often a girl's first best friend. "
This actually made my cock twitch ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"4th photo in our gallery!! 
Ka xx
Oh yeah ... I have steel candlestick on my fireplace that makes the greatest butt-plug. Makes dusting fun!!  "
Wow! That is all I can say.. Just wow at all of your pics! |
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"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx "
Did you end up with a megasarous? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hair brush handle was my first item... wasn’t the best now I recall.
Banana I tried once and once only.... stupidly peeled it first... let’s say messy and unenjoyable fishing for banana pieces is not very erotic 
Cucumber with top peeled into a penis shape, nice and wet and works pretty well.
Coke bottle when they used to be the glass ones... not too bad
An ex used to like opening a bottle of Smirnoff ice, taking a mouthful then fucking me with it, caused a sort of vacuum effect that had the remaining contents sucked out into my pussy quite quickly, he would then either go down on me or fuck me.... very messy with fizzy vodka spray going everywhere but fun all the same.
Same ex talked me into taking the bed post... it was shaped like a ball at the top, wasn’t the most comfortable thing to do but I found it quite a turn on |
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"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx
Did you end up with a megasarous?"
Literally spat my wine everywhere when I read that. Well played xx |
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I used a long, red candle in my 20s. Just held it in place whilst playing with my clit - my body temperature must have softened the wax because when I came (hard!) the spasm snapped the candle and it was a bit curved when I removed it. |
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"When I was in my very early teens and first discovered some people were gay I decided to try and find out if I was (naive and no understanding of homosexuality). I shoved a pencil with a dinosaur shaped rubber up my bum. Probably the main reason I consider myself straight now. Xx
Did you end up with a megasarous?
Literally spat my wine everywhere when I read that. Well played xx"
Sorry for making you waste a good drink. |
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