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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Skip steps?
Do you have a schedule then?
Tick sheet?
Blimey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that.
And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Must be a Canadian thing, like climbing the Rocky Mountains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Skip steps?
Do you have a schedule then?
Tick sheet?
Blimey"
You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that.
And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. "
Finally someone gets it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Skip steps?
Do you have a schedule then?
Tick sheet?
Blimey
You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction "
I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring..."
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The new role of the second male in a mmf will be to audit the work of male number one. If rework is needed then a third may be required or else the meet can be scrapped altogther. Mff meets just can't work any more with twice the labour and half the manpower...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it "
I don't have one... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it "
If you can stick a soft cock in a dry vagina then you might be forgiven for thinking the vagina in question is not the worlds tightest... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it "
Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The new role of the second male in a mmf will be to audit the work of male number one. If rework is needed then a third may be required or else the meet can be scrapped altogther. Mff meets just can't work any more with twice the labour and half the manpower... "
I’ll test out the 3 guys  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Whatever got you thinking about this?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it
Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time."
True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Whatever got you thinking about this? "
Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it
Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time.
True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it?"
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Are you saying they don’t kiss? Touch or anything? Just get your cock out your trousers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Whatever got you thinking about this?
Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose "
If I could help you out I would, balls in hand! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Whatever got you thinking about this?
Haha, build up sexual frustration I suppose
If I could help you out I would, balls in hand! "
Please do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Me! I skip steps 1-3 and also 4d,5e and 6a. My bad!!
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Skip steps?
Do you have a schedule then?
Tick sheet?
Blimey
You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction
I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks"
And post of the thread award goes to the Sappster!!
If I had a cup of tea currently I'd be wiping it off my tablet!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Skip steps?
Do you have a schedule then?
Tick sheet?
Blimey
You mean you have not read the Haynes manual on ten steps to complete oral satisfaction
I did, but mine is a 1953 edition. The cock sucking page is missing. It goes straight to bollocks
And post of the thread award goes to the Sappster!!
If I had a cup of tea currently I'd be wiping it off my tablet!! "
Thankyou kind sir
My writers have been very busy this weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If a lady is going to be kind enough to pop my old fella into her obliging mouth and perform fellatio I for one am more than happy if she jumps from step 1 straight to step 10 |
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OP
I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP
I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get
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Dear madam
I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art.
Kind regards
Your very happy subject material |
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"OP
I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get
Dear madam
I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art.
Kind regards
Your very happy subject material"
Why thank you kind sir xxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate people who seem to think any sexual encounter has a linear progression...they're the ones who often try dreadful cyber too...and then I'll do this, and them you'll do that, and then we'll do this...seriously boring...
There's a difference between linear progression and teasing.
If you like to stick your soft cock in a dry vagina the moment you get naked, go for it
Part of the tease factor is not knowing what is coming next,isn't it? Just doing what feels right at the time.
True but when majority of the time you know she goes straight for the cock or cock's tip, it's not very surprising is it?"
Have you tried talking to the ladies in question? If no one tells them to be more teasing, or a little slower they not going to change what they consider a winning formula.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP
I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get
Dear madam
I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art.
Kind regards
Your very happy subject material"
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"My point has been proven already 
Never had anyone complain though so maybe I'm acing the test without studying the syllabus "
Does any man complain about a blow job??
In my limited experience they usually say that's the best bj ever! |
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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago
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I like to lick balls. Suck them. Run my tongue along the shaft. Swirl my tongue around the tip. Tease the slit. Suckle the head. Slide my lips slowly up and down the shaft. Suck hard and deep and fast. If I missed any “steps” let me know
Shame more guys don’t tease though and quite a few don’t even think of returning the favour and do oral on women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP
I'm never to old to learn .. please could you give us a detailed tutorial .. and once I have taken notes, revised and done as many practicals as possible I will come back and let you know what grade I get
Dear madam
I think you could write the manual. Nothing that you can teach a master (mistress?) of the art.
Kind regards
Your very happy subject material
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No need to be jealous... you can have some too |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Are there checklist for each procedure during sex rather like pilots have for flying? Now I have some rather strange images in my head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You use the word steps and people miss the point of the thread, bit like putting the word white in privilege  "
Well,maybe you'd like to explain where we are all going wrong,instead of being so vague.
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"You use the word steps and people miss the point of the thread, bit like putting the word white in privilege
Well,maybe you'd like to explain where we are all going wrong,instead of being so vague.
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I think he means he prefers a gentle tease leading up to a blowie.
Sometimes my man has aroused me so much that I want his cock straight in my mouth!
Perhaps the OP is the type of guy who prefers the woman to kick things off and in that case, for me, teasing is what it's all about |
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want.
Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want.
Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's.
Nita"
That's true but as you can tell from the post, some women understand the point while others decide to go passive aggressive when a male even questions their technique. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
If you communicate what you want as poorly as the way you started this thread, you won't get what you want.
Women are not mind readers and all men like different things. Some don't even like bj's.
Nita
That's true but as you can tell from the post, some women understand the point while others decide to go passive aggressive when a male even questions their technique."
You didn't question anyones technique,though. You just made some vague comments about skipping steps.
Maybe it's just you who is unhappy with the services you're receiving. I never had a complaint and I'd be very surprised if any of us has.
Either there are a lot of happy men around or they are too passive to speak up. |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
I think it’s the use of the word “admin” that has got us all thinking of checklists and tick boxes . I’m rather imagining a person in glasses and holding a clipboard watching very, very closely to ensure all steps are followed .... perhaps a small admonishment if something is amiss.
Ooooh kinky
V x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does it not depend on the circumstances?
It would be nice to tease and frustrate either sex until they're begging to be touched.
There isn't always time or space for that though.
In an ideal world there would be plenty of "steps" but it just isn't always practical. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new role of the second male in a mmf will be to audit the work of male number one. If rework is needed then a third may be required or else the meet can be scrapped altogther. Mff meets just can't work any more with twice the labour and half the manpower... "
PMSL Funny as fucK!!!! |
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"I like to lick balls. Suck them. Run my tongue along the shaft. Swirl my tongue around the tip. Tease the slit. Suckle the head. Slide my lips slowly up and down the shaft. Suck hard and deep and fast. If I missed any “steps” let me know
Shame more guys don’t tease though and quite a few don’t even think of returning the favour and do oral on women. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are s'posed to be steps...???
From my experience, men just try to force my mouth open and then ram the damn thing down my throat, while calling me "a filthy c**t.."
I learned early on to either bite hard, or to avoid doing it at all costs...
Never again...!
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Right come on then educate us.
The steps are as follows:
Step 1.
Step 2.
Step 3.
Step 4.
Hopefully there's not more than 4 steps as I may have lost interest by then |
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I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that.
And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either. "
^ Time waster!! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Right come on then educate us.
The steps are as follows:
Step 1.
Step 2.
Step 3.
Step 4.
Hopefully there's not more than 4 steps as I may have lost interest by then "
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"My point has been proven already
Never had anyone complain though so maybe I'm acing the test without studying the syllabus "
They want another meet and don't have the balls to say so you missed some |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique 
Erm excuse me ^^ what are the steps?! "
People don't ask for enlightenment, they seek it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique
Erm excuse me ^^ what are the steps?!
People don't ask for enlightenment, they seek it "
Trousers down then boys, steps 1 - 4 coming up
Get ready to take notes.... |
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Steps change depending on the cock lol
Sometimes two hands are needed
I usually mix it up - go from suck, tease, suck
lick balls with soft suck
tongue along the shaft.
Swirl my tongue around the tip.
Suckle the head.
Suck hard
Suck slow & deep
Opposite rotate with two hands
With up/down motion
But always usually start with teasing, fingers, light teasing kisses, lick against the thigh skin followed by blowing air gently to give the goosebump effect; soft touch of nails around the pelvis, inner thigh, pelvis to naval.... and then start the sucking... when resting jaw repeat teasing steps to maintain before resuming to suck .. (continue sucking after cum swallow till they groan)
Never had any complaints
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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit "
Haha love this post!
I suck cock exactly the same way I lick pussy; just how I’d like it done!
If I had one! Which I’d love! Just for one day! Just for this reason!
Who knows where I rank, I don’t ask I just get horny
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
I quite agree. I hate it when someone goes straight for my clit. There are other places to be teasing before that.
And the same goes for the guys. I wouldn't immediately get my mouth round a cock either.
Finally someone gets it "
Totally agree.. |
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Must be a Canadian thing, like climbing the Rocky Mountains"
Double fisting is a Canadian thing too..
But apparently out there it means having a drink or food in each hand... it's what we call a balanced diet... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This has just got to my attention and I must admin that majority of the ladies I've been with skip steps during oral. Kind of like a bloke going straight for the clit
Haha love this post!
I suck cock exactly the same way I lick pussy; just how I’d like it done!
If I had one! Which I’d love! Just for one day! Just for this reason!
Who knows where I rank, I don’t ask I just get horny
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It feels good regardless of technique but why settle for good when it can feel amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think some of you ladies need to suck it up and improve on your poor oral technique
Suck it up! *girlie giggle*
Can you do it for me instead ?"
Without a shadow of a doubt! I'll show you what you've been missing |
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Well if we’re going to go all official & formal on this I’m sure none of you won’t mind us asking to see your risk assessments for this and whilst you’re at it it shouldn’t be too difficult for you to provide the contract between the parties involved and just to be on the safe side your written procedure of how these ‘works’ will be carried out.
Thanks in advance. X |
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