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Words on profiles that put you off.
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Heavy Cummer.
No thank you, who cares  |
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"Ruin".....i don't particularly want any bit of me ruined thanks. I am quite attached to my bits.
Even if it's metaphorical it still puts me off.
T xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whites only
Bbc only
Owned
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
Best Greggs in Cheshire East |
I tend to ignore a lot of wording. The nature of the site is going to mean sexual phrases and bravado related to that are fairly common. I am looking to read between the lines and try to gauge the personality. I have already decided whether i like the look of the person or couple based on the pics they have. There text should tell me something about them. I can't think of any words or phrasing that would put me off as long as overall I like the sound of them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bareback vwe slut or anything that degraded a lady |
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Big cocks 8” and above only
Totally shaved
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the word Nawty
bareback
the main ones for me |
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"the word Nawty
bareback
the main ones for me"
For me it’s straight. Why do guys who contact me say they are straight. Admit it your bi or curious or full of bull shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavy Cummer.
No thank you, who cares "
I know, I see a few of these and wonder what sort of people they are. Surely the aim of any meet is to have fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a word so it technically doesn't count.
But I hate to see question marks at the end of a sentence that isn't a question.
Little pet hate.
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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago
Lincoln |
"Not a word so it technically doesn't count.
But I hate to see question marks at the end of a sentence that isn't a question.
Little pet hate.
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Sometimes that can be the use of emojis though. Took me a while to realise but if you use iPhone emojis for example, they don’t show up in the message and you get question marks instead which looks very odd!
You can use the Fab ones ok though
TB |
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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago
Lincoln |
To answer the original question, nothing specific that I can think of, but really brief profiles put us off. We take time to think about what we are writing and take good pics etc so like people who can put at least a bit of effort in.
Especially the ‘will fill in later’ one, what chance have you got of filling me if you can’t even fill in your own profile
TB |
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"Fun" because it's overused to the point of being meaningless. Anyone who thinks we're going to come over for "a bit if fun" and both have common expectations of the evening is a bit dim for my liking. |
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By *ent57Man
over a year ago
... where the streets have no name! |
misspelt words - the worst I've seen was when the individual couldn't even spell their location! |
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"misspelt words - the worst I've seen was when the individual couldn't even spell their location!"
"Cockhold" boils my piss |
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Spunk, Cum Slut, Sydney University... I could go on...
Mr x |
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VWE.
Alright it may appear to be sour grapes, but if I'm going to be judged, I want it to be on more than the size of my member (it's on the larger side of average).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I want it to be on more than the size of my member (it's on the larger side of average).
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Laughing!  |
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Only looking for quality over quantity .
Not looking to meet hundreds on here .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a word so it technically doesn't count.
But I hate to see question marks at the end of a sentence that isn't a question.
Little pet hate.
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I hate that too? |
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By *K430Man
over a year ago
Tipperary |
My time is precious,
And everyone else's time is not ? |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!"
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term. |
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mmmmmmmm and fun guy looking for nsa fun.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term. "
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for single guys.
If we want single guys, we will find you.
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them "
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris |
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Any word that is miss - spelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris"
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl? |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term. "
Professional at being dickheads maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we don't bite...unless you want us to...*yawn*
420 friendly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banter
And the whole Sydney university crap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New here.......
And they’ve been on Fab 12 months or longer!
LAZY!!! |
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"we don't bite...unless you want us to...*yawn*
420 friendly..."
I must be naive as I have no idea what the latter means (Narcotic related I take it)?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we don't bite...unless you want us to...*yawn*
420 friendly...
I must be naive as I have no idea what the latter means (Narcotic related I take it)?? "
Means they enjoy the drugs yes |
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"Only looking for quality over quantity .
Not looking to meet hundreds on here .
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"Not looking to sleep my way through the site". But you know they would if that could !!
I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide? |
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"Only looking for quality over quantity .
Not looking to meet hundreds on here .
"Not looking to sleep my way through the site". But you know they would if that could !!
I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide?"
Our alternate lifestyle  |
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420 friendly...
I must be naive as I have no idea what the latter means (Narcotic related I take it)?? "
nor me ..I enjoy drugs on a fri nite but never heard of that.
tho narcotics are my thing at all |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?"
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications."
So how does somebody become a professional singer? |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
So how does somebody become a professional singer?"
They don't, there's no such thing. It's an oxymormon. |
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Don't ladies of the night have a Profession?? |
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Professional Escort
Or the model made by Ford, the Heap of Junk! |
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By *egin551Couple
over a year ago
south west ! |
Slut, hate the word
Sorry I’m sure we have misspelled words on our profile.
We are nice people, promise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything vaguely abusive (ruin, hammer, smash etc). Sex isn't meant to be scary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not looking for single guys,only after their upper age limit & vwe only depress me. |
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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago
Blackwood |
Can't accommodate,can't travel
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420 actually just specifically means cannabis friendly nothing to do with any other substances, just incase anyone was wondering |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Looking for quality not quantity and they have loads of different play veris  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alpha,Dom,bull heavy cummer |
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"Looking for quality not quantity and they have loads of different play veris "
Its just a twist on a double negative.
It just screams of "I don't care who I f**k really, but I don't want everyone knowing. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Fanny.
I HATE the word. To me Fanny is an old lady who smells of wee wee not something sexual and enjoyable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hung, well endowed, girthy etc. Not what I'm looking for so yeah it puts me off. |
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"Fanny.
I HATE the word. To me Fanny is an old lady who smells of wee wee not something sexual and enjoyable! "
Rolling around at that one, purely epic! |
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"Hung, well endowed, girthy etc. Not what I'm looking for so yeah it puts me off."
Mr quickly takes down the Gallows |
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"Fanny.
I HATE the word. To me Fanny is an old lady who smells of wee wee not something sexual and enjoyable! "
In which case I guess my trannyfanny is an old fella who smells of poo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung, well endowed, girthy etc. Not what I'm looking for so yeah it puts me off.
Mr quickly takes down the Gallows "
I just went for a perv..I mean look and can't find the Mr!  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Fanny.
I HATE the word. To me Fanny is an old lady who smells of wee wee not something sexual and enjoyable!
In which case I guess my trannyfanny is an old fella who smells of poo."
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"Hung, well endowed, girthy etc. Not what I'm looking for so yeah it puts me off.
Mr quickly takes down the Gallows
I just went for a perv..I mean look and can't find the Mr! "
Sorry, I don't have any of me on the profile but send them in a PM if we are arranging to meet. |
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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"misspelt words - the worst I've seen was when the individual couldn't even spell their location!"
or mis-spelled username. No, really. |
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"misspelt words - the worst I've seen was when the individual couldn't even spell their location!
or mis-spelled username. No, really."
I know, there's one on our hotlist driving me nuts because they have misspelled 'here' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung, well endowed, girthy etc. Not what I'm looking for so yeah it puts me off.
Mr quickly takes down the Gallows
I just went for a perv..I mean look and can't find the Mr!
Sorry, I don't have any of me on the profile but send them in a PM if we are arranging to meet."
That's a shame |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
Near Marlborough |
I dislike the words “meet” used as a noun (unless talking about a sporting event) and “play” (when what you mean is sex)
V x
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"I dislike the words “meet” used as a noun (unless talking about a sporting event) and “play” (when what you mean is sex)
V x
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Any suggestions for alternatives?
Date, implies romance,
Session, seems a little mechanical.
And play is a pleasant euphemism implying fun, not as brutal as other four letter words.
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications."
Ohhh im a professional then as i went to college for my apprenticeship |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
Ohhh im a professional then as i went to college for my apprenticeship"
Congratulations. Which chartered body are you accredited to? |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Just off to rewrite my profile, however in the meantime, the thing that I avoid more than a dose of the clap is 420 friendly..
Yeh, Yeh, Yeh, so you smoke .. whoopee doo..
How's the paranoia lately..
Yes you, I'm talking to you..
Or is it the voices in your head again.. you thought they'd gone didn't you.. but they haven't..quick, spark up, make them go..
Either way... oh shit,is that the rozzas outside your house, quick, flush the stash..  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
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ones that are missing |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
It's not words but a singular word, a three letter word it is a complete turn off for me.
'Man'
There are more that do the same thing. |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Play" dont know why  |
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over a year ago
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"Whites only
Bbc only
Owned
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bareback vwe slut or anything that degraded a lady "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big cocks 8” and above only
Totally shaved
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Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a word so it technically doesn't count.
But I hate to see question marks at the end of a sentence that isn't a question.
Little pet hate.
Sometimes that can be the use of emojis though. Took me a while to realise but if you use iPhone emojis for example, they don’t show up in the message and you get question marks instead which looks very odd!
You can use the Fab ones ok though
TB"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whites only
Bbc only
Owned
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Totally agree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Profiles with out pictures and minimum amounts of information asking to send pictures with first message otherwise blocked! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not looking for single guys.
If we want single guys, we will find you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any word that is miss - spelled"
Nice ass shame about your lijes and dislikes :- |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?"
I guss they mean upperclass ones!
Like doctors judges and posh folks who think there above the rest of us. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we don't bite...unless you want us to...*yawn*
420 friendly...
I must be naive as I have no idea what the latter means (Narcotic related I take it)?? "
ganga pot bush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Only looking for quality over quantity .
Not looking to meet hundreds on here .
"Not looking to sleep my way through the site". But you know they would if that could !!
I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide?"
the fact that your a swinger.
Don't think other people would understand if the were to find out.!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications."
The difference is also in the word itself - noun versus adjective. The adjective simply describes the difference between an amateur and one doing the job for a living.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
So how does somebody become a professional singer?"
lol nice come back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
Ohhh im a professional then as i went to college for my apprenticeship"
You're a tradesman and very likely to earn more (now or in the future) than teaching and nursing professionals. |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
Ohhh im a professional then as i went to college for my apprenticeship
You're a tradesman and very likely to earn more (now or in the future) than teaching and nursing professionals."
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I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide?
the fact that your a swinger.
Don't think other people would understand if the were to find out.!
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Lots of my friends know I swing and they are not judgemental about it. |
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My family is very important to me!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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420 or other drug reference, instant block |
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over a year ago
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The ones with a peppering of ‘lol’ and ‘Haha’. I mean, did they actually laugh out loud? And the Haha thing just makes them sound like an extra from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. |
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By *ransGuyTV/TS
over a year ago
Cardiff |
Anything to do with being bored, well get off your arse and stop being boring then
"Entertain me", go entertain yourself your Majesty, I'm not the court jester! |
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I (Mr) thinks discretion gets a bad press on here. In my world simply means not drawing unwanted attention on ourselves. Some people people talk loudly, which clearly can mean those sitting near by might hear more than we'd like.
It also means being able to fit in to the environment we are meeting, sequinned dress for clubbing in, for a midday coffee shop social doesn't keep things low key in our book.
I just think discretion means people need to be mindful of how to fit in to an environment. Hopefully though your own playdar (you're looking to go beyond a social ultimately aren't you) will have filtered most from getting to that point to start with. |
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"Professional couple/person
What?
So you mean you work... and get paid to do so??
Wow stop the world quick!!!!!!
Not all jobs are professionals. Professionals footballers aren't professionals, they are abusing the term.
Well Chris/Ada
I don’t Chat to many professional footballers on here - not my type - so I didn’t mean them
I'm just saying that professional means more than you do work and you get paid, if those were the only sufficient conditions then every job would be a profession.
Chris
Ok Chris.
Well I’m a plumber - and get paid to do it.
Surely that makes me a Professional plumber?
What do these special ppl mean then when they call themselves professional ppl?
They mean they have a job and qualifications that make them a member of a body with chartered status. Hence why a nurse is a professional and a football isn't, anyone can be a footballer if a team gives them a contract. A nurse needs qualifications.
Ohhh im a professional then as i went to college for my apprenticeship
You're a tradesman and very likely to earn more (now or in the future) than teaching and nursing professionals.
Teachers are a poor example as i don't think all teachers belong to a professional body/regulator. What do i know ."
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Men that say there straight but have had a few tv , ... |
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over a year ago
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"Men that say there straight but have had a few tv , ... "
hehehe I know , it puts me off too
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"I dislike the words “meet” used as a noun (unless talking about a sporting event) and “play” (when what you mean is sex)
V x
Any suggestions for alternatives?
Date, implies romance,
Session, seems a little mechanical.
And play is a pleasant euphemism implying fun, not as brutal as other four letter words.
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I use “date”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scat. And tonight matthew, im going to be.... Outta here! |
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I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide?
the fact that your a swinger.
Don't think other people would understand if the were to find out.!
Lots of my friends know I swing and they are not judgemental about it. "
A lot of my friends know, my neighbours and family don't.
Once hosted a couple who decided to invite a TV friend along (with no mention to us.) friend turned up, dressed, before them and called out from the car "is this the party? ".
It turned out to be a great night, but a little indescreet at the start.
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over a year ago
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Any chav talk or words is a instant no for me !!
"Up 4 a fuk" erm no thanks !!!! |
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over a year ago
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"Bareback vwe slut or anything that degraded a lady "
Totally agree x |
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over a year ago
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""Ruin".....i don't particularly want any bit of me ruined thanks. I am quite attached to my bits.
Even if it's metaphorical it still puts me off.
T xx "
Totally agree! |
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over a year ago
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I also don't like "discreet". What have you got to hide?
the fact that your a swinger.
Don't think other people would understand if the were to find out.!
Lots of my friends know I swing and they are not judgemental about it.
A lot of my friends know, my neighbours and family don't.
Once hosted a couple who decided to invite a TV friend along (with no mention to us.) friend turned up, dressed, before them and called out from the car "is this the party? ".
It turned out to be a great night, but a little indescreet at the start.
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Hel a party at my previous gaff....which was above a shop....I knew the (female) shopkeeper quite well.
Several of the guests called in the shop for supplies first....it was a fancy dress party.
Shoppers included a kinky cop, a naughty schoolgirl, a “Geri Halliwell” GB skirt c/w a rather thin thong.... and a few other “choice” outfits...one went in carrying her bullwhip!
Shopkeeper never quite looked at me the same after that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No men |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the content of most couples and single ladies profiles tbh |
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"Any chav talk or words is a instant no for me !!
"Up 4 a fuk" erm no thanks !!!!"
Any text talk ..takes too long to work out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That stupid disclaimer that people think stops "institutions" from using pictures. It means nothing, just a waste of copy paste
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Well now that we have all put our dislikes lets hope folk take notice and change their profiles.
Here's hoping but bet they don't.
Mr |
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over a year ago
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Actions speak louder than words for us! |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
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Anything that suggest you are not going to treat us with respect. |
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over a year ago
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So agreed with this comment. Anyone who thinks they are going to 'ruin', 'smash', 'destroy' me obviously has no respect for women |
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"the word Nawty
bareback
the main ones for me
For me it’s straight. Why do guys who contact me say they are straight. Admit it your bi or curious or full of bull shit"
i hate that too
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"the word Nawty
bareback
the main ones for me
For me it’s straight. Why do guys who contact me say they are straight. Admit it your bi or curious or full of bull shit
i hate that too
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I'm not bi, i just love chicks with dicks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmmmmm
Own you
BBC
Face fuck me
All that just makes me cringe
Bbz, m8, nite, and anything thats just been pointlessly abbreviated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NO MEN lol |
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"the word Nawty
bareback
the main ones for me
For me it’s straight. Why do guys who contact me say they are straight. Admit it your bi or curious or full of bull shit
i hate that too
I'm not bi, i just love chicks with dicks... "
its not gay if you can see boobs. |
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‘Any pics ?’
‘Permission to play solo’
‘Staying in Hotel’
‘Wife too shy to speak on the phone’
‘I have a Fab friend who can join me’
‘ I’m straight but I can do oral’ |
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Is BBW a word? If so then that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Heavy Cummer.
No thank you, who cares "
Makes me think ~ what a mess... |
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over a year ago
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Overuse of the word ‘lol’ even though we say it all the time haha hypocritical I know
Amber x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional... irrelevant on a site like this
Genuine... what does that even mean
Fun guy |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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Model operators of necessity.
Linguistic pointers for a not so open mind. |
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"we don't bite...unless you want us to...*yawn*
420 friendly...
I must be naive as I have no idea what the latter means (Narcotic related I take it)??
Means they enjoy the drugs yes "
Well... you learn something new every day!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easy going ,go with the flow,fill in later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Hates polar bears”! |
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"Bareback vwe slut or anything that degraded a lady "
Since when does "bareback" degrade a lady....you are in a couple...I am sure you bareback each other...how is that degrading to a lady...if the wording is on a profile, it is simply a request, not a degradation of the people they would like to meet...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whites only
Bbc only
Owned
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Here here |
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Ears
Ruin
Pound
Genuine
Honest
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bareback vwe slut or anything that degraded a lady
Since when does "bareback" degrade a lady....you are in a couple...I am sure you bareback each other...how is that degrading to a lady...if the wording is on a profile, it is simply a request, not a degradation of the people they would like to meet...... "
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hine |
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"Discreet
Heavy cummer
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Repeater |
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I hate it when people describe themselves as "filthy". Just makes me think of STDs |
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420 or other drug refs
Violent/aggressive words/terms - smash/ruin/destroy - er no thanks!
Discrete/discreet - a check you're using the correct spelling b if it's in their profile title/username/used more than once strongly suggests to me they're cheats which I am not interested in dealing with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Satisfaction guaranteed"
Almost makes me wanna fuck them to prove them wrong!!
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""Satisfaction guaranteed"
Almost makes me wanna fuck them to prove them wrong!!
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Twice
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I'm seeing a lot of profiles saying 'love using sniff' or a 'few cheeky lines'
Seems to be more popular than 420 friendly.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I read somewhere that '420' stands for the date April 20th that was legalised in some state in USA.
I might have to google it again to confirm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It seems that the code 420 started at a high school in California where the students used to meet at a certain place to smoke marijuana at 4-20pm.
Then the band the Grateful Dead seemed somehow to pick up on it and their fans started to use the code 420 to stand for smoking pot.
So basically no one really knows!!!!
Kind of interesting in an 'anoraky' sort of way.
Now how did the term being an 'anorak' start???? |
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Soooo many to list
Heavy/repeat cummer
The word “hubby” makes me cringe
In my truck on the A17...
Sydney university bollox
Send face pics or you will be blocked....coming from the profile with no pics at all
Claims of being hardened swingers, over a year on the site and no verifications... I mean what are you ACTUALLY here for?
I could go on.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BBC only |
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“Yous” and I just saw a cracker, “no blacks” wow. Is this 1958? |
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"BBC only "
What’s wrong with ITV anyways, lol
Is their tele broke? |
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over a year ago
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Re-written mine today...message with feedback. Good or bad x |
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"Soooo many to list
Heavy/repeat cummer
The word “hubby” makes me cringe
In my truck on the A17...
Sydney university bollox
Send face pics or you will be blocked....coming from the profile with no pics at all
Claims of being hardened swingers, over a year on the site and no verifications... I mean what are you ACTUALLY here for?
I could go on.... "
I cringe at "hubby", just sounds like something on people on emmerdale would say |
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Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF!  |
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"Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF! "
I like that, it's cute |
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"Re-written mine today...message with feedback. Good or bad x"
Do you want feed back on the photos? |
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over a year ago
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"Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF! "
Him on Her, Her on Him....cringe fest |
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"Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF!
Him on Her, Her on Him....cringe fest "
pass the bucket. |
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"Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF!
Him on Her, Her on Him....cringe fest
pass the bucket. "
not a profile thing, but when you’re on a 3way kik group and they start *flirting* with each other when you know they’re sitting next to each other on the sofa. |
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over a year ago
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"Heavy Cummer.
No thank you, who cares "
So true! I never really understood it? |
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over a year ago
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Professional - “grinds my gears” |
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some lady or a couple Kik chat Camera?? Right Now;) |
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over a year ago
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"Those couples profiles where they each describe each other "he's talk dark and handsome with soft hands and a hard cock..... etc etc" "she looks like a badly made bed but can suck a golf ball up a hose pipe.... etc etc etc"..... FUCK OFF! "
Haha hate this one!
Amber x |
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over a year ago
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""Fun" because it's overused to the point of being meaningless."
But 'fun' has just become a Fabs code word for sex. As opposed to come over for a 'social', meaning no expectation of sex. Because when you write lets meet up for some 'fun', it's an invitation to sex on that same night. |
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Those who feel the need to say that they are Attractive. Why? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if it's your own eye that is beholding yourself, well, that's not attractive to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wouldnt it be simpler to say;
”I like sex with other (insert genders)”
But No! Your just going to get people complain about that too.
Do you see what I mean?
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"Those who feel the need to say that they are Attractive. Why? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if it's your own eye that is beholding yourself, well, that's not attractive to me. "
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Married so have to be discreet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Honest ,genuine, gentleman ..u just know they're probably trying to convince u and themselves lol |
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"Married so have to be discreet. "
The majority can't spell discreet. Often I see it written as "discrete" |
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"Married so have to be discreet.
The majority can't spell discreet. Often I see it written as "discrete" "
Don’t get me started on spelling mistakes |
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over a year ago
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"Married so have to be discreet.
The majority can't spell discreet. Often I see it written as "discrete"
Don’t get me started on spelling mistakes "
Why do people get annoyed with spelling mistakes for? It is not people’s fault sometimes. There are a variety of factors why mistakes can happen. |
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over a year ago
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Single guys between the age 25 and 45
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
But only if she’s hot and I want to msg her!
If she’s not then obv it doesn’t Grrrrrrrr me as much |
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"Married so have to be discreet.
The majority can't spell discreet. Often I see it written as "discrete"
Don’t get me started on spelling mistakes
Why do people get annoyed with spelling mistakes for? It is not people’s fault sometimes. There are a variety of factors why mistakes can happen."
Because I can |
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